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Disclaimer: Song belongs to Gloria Gaynor, Characters, set and all that jazz are J.K Rowlings. You know the drill.
While Ron was still weeping about the death of his beloved funeral, the power mysteriously went out. Maniacal laughter began to echo throughout the train.
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
For once, it was not the authors.
With aloud BOOM, the door to the compartment burst open. Standing in the doorway was…
LORD VOLDEMORT!
…
In a sparkly sequined dress and heels!
Yes, it is true. Lord Voldemort was in drag!
"Excusssssssse me! That's LADY Voldemort to you!"
Of course. How silly of us. Anyways…
"QUE THE MUSIC!" shouted Lady Voldemort.
A disco light blinked on, illuminating the dark compartment. Suddenly Lucius Malfoy jumped into the compartment. There was something different about him that's for sure…. But we're not sure exactly what.
"DAD!" Draco shouted, "WHY ARE YOU WEARING TIGHT PANTS THAT FLARE AT THE BOTTOM? AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO YOUR HAIR?"
Of course! How horrible of us not to notice. Mr Malfoy had bought a new suit. It was all white, and looked suspiciously like the suit from Saturday Night Fever… and to top it off, Lucius Malfoy was sporting a new hairdo.
A big, poofy, white-blonde afro.
Lady Voldemort cleared her throat and kicked Lucius with her strappy high heels.
"I said que the music!" She whispered to him.
"Sorry, my Queen of Disco!"
Lucius flicked his wand, and the compartment was suddenly filled with music
Lady Voldemort jumped on the table. Slowly she turned around until she faced Harry Potter. Then she began her horrible torture…. She started to sing.
First I was afraid
I was petrified
Kept thinking I could never live
When you were still alive
But then I spent so many nights
Planning different ways to kill you
And I grew strong
I tried to kill your best friend Ron
And so I'm back
from my hiding place
I just walked in to find you here
with that pointy scar upon your face
I should have changed my stupid wand
I should have killed you as a baby
If I had known for just one second
you'd be back to bother me
Go on now go.
Woah woah
Laladee da
Hmm Hmm ha
I was the one who tried to
hurt you with cruciatus curse
I thought you'd crumble
I thought you'd lay down and die
But apparently you didn't.
You still survive
No matter how many times I try to kill you
You always stay alive
Though I continue to live
Your parents love they give
To make you survive
You still survive
It took all the strength I had
not to fall apart
kept trying hard to make new plans
that you could not outsmart
and I spent oh so many nights
just feeling sorry for myself
I used to cry
Now I hold my head up high
and you see me
somebody new
I'm not that chained up little person
still trying to kill you
and so I felt like dropping in
to tell you that you are now free
cuz now I'm saving all my evil
for someone as evil as me!
As the song wound to a close, Lady Voldemort struck poise, and the lights flicked outt. Out of the darkness rose Harry's voice.
"What the hell?" He asked no one in particular.
"I just dropped in to say that you're free now, girlfriend. I'm no longer hunting you down. Didn't you hear my song?" Lady Voldemort said.
"Are you sure that this isn't part of some plan?" Hermione asked suspiciously.
"Of course not! I'm turning over a new leaf. No more Harry-Hunting for me. That's what I came to tell you!" Lady Voldemort assured them.
"Well that's a relief," Ron sighed, "I thought you wanted to play Truth Dare or Chicken with us. That would be horrid"
"Why, what a splendid idea! Isn't that a splendid idea Lucius? Let's stay and play with the little kiddies! Please, let's!"
"If my Mistress of the Dance floor wishes it," Lucius (the man servant) answered.
"That is a great idea," Ron exclaimed, "I'm glad I thought of it,"
"But a second ago you said it would be horrid." Hermione said in a confused voice.
"Be quiet you know-it-all!" Ron commanded., "Now it's my turn. I dare Harry to remove an article of clothing!"
"Why that's dumb!" Hermione argued, "The point is that if you don't do a dare then you take off an article of clothing! You can't just dare someone to take it off. It defeats the purpose."
"Hermione, what did I tell you about talking? No body cares about what you have to say. Now Harry, remove that article of clothing!"
If you remember correctly, you will know that Harry was wearing no socks or shoes today. Also, in a previous chapter, he removed his shirt. So that means all Harry had left to remove was his pants and underwear.
"Hurry up Harry!" said Loony Luna, who everyone had forget was in the compartment, " I hope you're going commando so we can see if you live up to you're name!"
Will Harry remove his Pants? What will become of Lady Voldemort and Lucius new hairdo? Will Hermione ever stop being such an annoying know-it-all? How do all these people manage to fit into a little train compartment? And why is Luna so creepy?
Find out in the Next Chapter!