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i just love messin wid harry potter...

Snape's obsession:

Snape locked his office door and made his way to his desk. He had an evil satisfied smirk on his face and opened his desk draw. There he took out a photo frame, which contained a picture of a boy.

You would think that maybe it would be a picture of a family member or maybe even the Dark Lord, but no it was a picture of Harry Potter. Snape held the frame next to his heart and mumbled,

"Ahhh at last we are together my love." He stroked the frame with his finger and wondered if Harry, in anyway, felt the same as he did.

All those detentions that he had given Harry,

every one of them was a happy memory. He remembered when he first saw Harry in the great hall during super, how he had wished that Harry had rather been chosen to be in slytheran house, then they would be together for most of the day.

He remembered his first crush, James Potter, oh how handsome James used to be……but James got old and wrinkly. It didn't matter to him that James had passed away, for James had left him the greatest present of all, it was a bundle of joy, but Snape liked to think of Harry more like a bundle of pot. Every time Harry is around him, it makes him feel like he's high, Harry was way hotter then is father. Especially that cute tattoo that the Dark Lord had marked on Harry's forehead, Snape had personally asked Voldemort to do his talent on Harry, everyone new how artistic the Dark Lord was with his tattoos. When Snape turned 18 he went straight to Voldemort for a tattoo on his ass that had the words- James Gay Forever.

He still had it, but he was planning to remove it and make space for Harry.

Snape knew that he had to start making a bigger move on Harry, before he turned fugly (fat & ugly) But how? He didn't want to do it artificially by making a love potion, no, he wanted to do it by himself.

Snape thought hard that evening and eventually he got the best idea of all. Snape knew that Harry liked girls, but Harry was still young and there was still a chance for Harry to become gay. He decided that next lesson he would give Potter a detention and give him a few lines to write out, saying I am gay, I am gay, then he would make his move and strip, maybe if he showed Harry his sexy greasy body, that Harry would fall in love with him.