Hellhomer pt-2
"Today, on a very special episode of Arthur," said the TV announcer. "The kids of Elwood City learn that Bionic Bunny is gay."
"First Spongebob, now this," said Bart Simpson, who is watching television with Lisa. "Next, they'll say that Jughead's homosexual." He turns to Lisa. "How's the puzzle?"
"I gave up on it last night," replied Lisa. "That was one strange puzzle Dad gave me."
"What did you do with it?" Bart asked.
"I gave it to Dad to figure it out," said Lisa.
Just then, Homer enters with a scared look on his face. "Lisa, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that I solved your puzzle."
"What's the bad news?" Lisa asked.
"I think I opened the gates of Hell," replied Homer.
"YOU WHAT?" Lisa shouted. "How could you open the gates of Hell, it's just a stupid puzzle."
"I was in the basement solving the puzzle," said Homer. "When I solved it, this huge portal opened and Zippy the Pinhead came out dressed in black and told me that I've opened the gates of Hell."
"Homer, are you drunk again?" Bart asked.
"I'm telling you the truth that I've opened the gates of Hell," replied Homer, as a winged demon landed on Homer's head. Bart and Lisa screamed.
"I think Dad did open the gates of Hell," said Bart to Lisa.
"You think?" Lisa snapped, as she now turned to Homer. "Dad, take us to the basement, maybe we can figure out how to close the gates before Mom and Maggie come home."
Homer, Bart, and Lisa went downstairs to the basement, as they saw the huge portal with more winged demons coming out of it. One of the demons grabbed Bart's Krusty doll, and ripped it open with its claws.
"No one rips my Krutsy doll," said Bart, as he took out his slingshot and fired a rock at the demon that ripped his doll.
"Good shot, Boy," said Homer, as he whacked the demons with a broom. "Take this, you winged bastards!"
"The only way to close the portal is to find the puzzle and redo it," said Lisa, as she looked for the puzzle. "Where is the puzzle?"
"I sort of gave it to the pinheaded guy, because he wanted it anyway," said Homer.
"Dad, sometimes Mom's right about you being an idiot," said Lisa, as she now turned to Bart. "We better see what Springfield now looks like now with Hell on Earth."
"Do you think rock stars are in Hell?" Bart asked his sister. "After all, they do sing about Satan more than God."
Lisa just sighed, as she, Homer, and Bart went upstairs to see their living room melting, as they saw people running from the demons.
"I thought demons existed in adult anime," said Cookie Kwan, as demons began eating her car. "Stop eating my car, you anime figments!"
Otto the bus driver smoked a joint, as he saw three demons staring at him. "I got to stop sucking the weed, man," he said, as the demons ripped him to shreds.
Ned Flanders looked from the window of his dining room as he saw what was happening. "It's about time God punished all the evil on Earth," he said. "I don't know about the demons and the smell of brimstone."
"Ned, you idiot," said Reverend Lovejoy, who is visiting Ned. "Hell has come to Earth. It is time for all the good souls to go to Heaven."
"Then, why are we still here?" Ned asked.
"Shut up, Flanders," replied Lovejoy with a deadpan look.
Deep in space, Kang and Kodos looked on in their spaceship, as Earth is covered by the armies of Hell. This puzzles Kang, as he looked on the monitor.
"Great, some other alien race is taking over Earth," said Kang. "Now, we won't have our convention there anytime soon."
"What am I going to do with all the chips and dip I bought?" Kodos asked his brother.
"It looks like we're going to planet Eternia again," replied Kang. "You know I hate Trolans."
To Be Continued….