Hellhomer Pt-3
"This is Kent Brockman live, as the town of Springfield has gone to Hades," said the reporter in front of the chaos that's been happening since the last act. "Hell has come to Earth….literally. As a horde of demons are attacking the town. What would have caused this?" He turns to Homer. "Tell me, Mr. Simpson, you've done some stupid this in the past, but this is the stupidest. What do you have to say for yourself?"
"Hi, Marge," Homer said to the camera. "I hope you can forgive me that I opened the gates of Hell."
"I just got word, Mr. Simpson, that your wife and the others are at the church," said Kent.
"That was close," replied Homer.
"She's mad at you…big time," Kent frowned at Homer.
"D'oh!" Homer grunted. "It's no pork chops for me."
At the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, Mr. Burns and Smithers looked on from Burns' office as they looked at the chaos.
"Sir, I think we better get to the church with the other," said Smithers to his boss. "What if the power plant is attacked?"
"If those demons attack, I unleash Cerberus," said Burns, as he pushed a button. A huge door opened and a large, three-headed dog came out of it. "All that toxic waste I fed them sure makes them have a shinny coat."
"Mr. Burns, Cerberus is the dog that guards the underworld in Greek myths," replies Smithers.
"Where do you think I got the dog from, ninny hammer?" Burns asked. "I sold your soul to Satan for that beauty."
"How could you?" Smithers cried.
"I had to have the money to buy Hell," replied Burns. "Next, I'll get the River Styx with Carl and Lenny's souls."
Meanwhile, Homer and the kids made it to the church, where everyone frowned at him as he walked past. He spotted Marge holding Maggie sitting next to Ned Flanders.
"Homer, you done it this time," said Marge.
"How did they know I did it?" Homer asked.
"We've been in all those Treehouse of Horror stories," said Marge. "Everyone knows you're behind it."
"Yeah!" Everyone said.
"D'oh!" Homer grunted.
"The only way to save the world is we got to undo the puzzle Dad gave me," said Lisa.
"Let's call on God to help us in this time of need," said Flanders. "Good is stronger than evil. Like the Bible says…"
"SHUT UP, FLANDERS!" Everyone shouted.
"Maybe Ned's right about calling God," said Marge. "God can get us out of problems like this."
"Can he give me hair?" said Homer.
"Can he give me my teeth?" said Abe Simpson
"Can he make an actor?" Sideshow Mel spoke.
"Can he give me my show back, so I can review Star Wars: Episode III?" spoke Jay Sherman.
"Jay, what are you doing here, man?" Bart asked the portly film critic.
"I need more guest star time," Jay said. "People don't know me anymore. Look what happen to Mr. Largo and the Capital City Goofball."
Everyone was silent.
"Idiots," Jay muttered under his breath.
"Maybe I could help," said a voice.
"Who said that?" Homer asked.
"Is that you, God?" Flanders asked as well.
A man walked towards them with a chainsaw on his right hand. "I'm here to help," he spoke.
"Who are you, mister?" Lovejoy asked the man.
"The name's Ash," he said, "and I'm going to kick demon ass."
Everyone cheered.
"I don't believe you people think this is Ash from the Evil Dead trilogy," said Jay, until Comic Book Guy grabbed Jay by the shirt.
"Shut up, idiot," CBG said. "He's the only guest star who could be useful to help us."
"This from the guy who thought Jar-Jar Binks is a great Star Wars character," replied Jay. "You should be ashamed of yourself."
"I soiled my pants after looking at Episode 2," CBG cried.
"Don't worry," said Jay, as he patted CBG on the back. "I thought Howard the Duck would lay an egg, and it did." He turned to the camera. "I blame you, George Lucas."
To Be Continued….