I appreciate all the people who thought Chapter 6 was funny! I got the idea for that chapter in a dream. Here's the long awaited but never forgotten, Slade! Please Review!
Chapter 7
Slade
Terra walked out of the room with frustration while Slade walked in and sat down on the chair.
"Know your stars, Know your stars, Know your stars, Know your stars, Know your stars..."
"I'm not afraid of some stupid voice."
"By the end of this chapter, you will be! Slade...plays with talking Barney the dinosaur plush toys."
"Who the H--l are you?"
"Slade...wants to kill Robin so he can have Starfire all to himself."
"Prove it!"
"Okay!" Suddenly, a Plasma screen TV appears in the room and it shows Slade talking to himself about how he hates Robin because Starfire sorta likes him.
"There! I proved it! Satisfied?"
"D--n!"
"Slade...had a horrible incident with a nail gun. That's why he wears a mask!"
"I wear a mask to make me more mysterious!"
"Sure. I could be wrong..."
"Yes, you are wrong."
"You could wear that mask because you might have a zit!"
"What!"
"Slade...built a shrine dedicated to will smith made entirely of legos!"
"WHAT THE F--K?"
"Wow, Three vulgar words in a row..."
"You better shut up!"
"Slade...took pictures of Raven skinnydiping in th e lake near Jump City!"
"That's just weird and perverted!"
"Slade...gave birth to his son!"
"I DON'T HAVE A FREAKIN' SON THAT I GAVE BIRTH TO!"
"Now you know...Slade."
"COME BACK HERE! YOU WILL BE DESTROYED! I WILL DESTROY YOU DOWN TO YOUR EVERY LAST CELL!"
"Ooh, I'm shaking! Not! You must fear me! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"CRAP!"
I hope you guys liked this Slade chapter! Please review! The next contesant for the Price is right is...Mad Mod! One of my Favorite villians!