Sorry for the extreme long wait folks! I just couldn't come up with anything. But...I finally have enough randomness for another chapter! Here's Chapter 11! Kitten! Raboo!

Chapter 11

Kitten

As The Masked Figure, Red X, walked off the stage, Kitten sat down on the spotlight chair in her pajamas. Until...

"Know Your Stars, Know Your Stars, Know Your Stars, Know Your Stars, Know Your Stars..."

"Hey! Where's that coming from?"

"Don't ask questions! Your only job here is to get mad! Kitten...is a boy scout in disguise."

"Say what?"

"Kitten...had an affair bewteen Fang and Jim Carrey."

"I DID NOT HAVE AN AFFAIR WITH JIM FREAKIN' CARREY!"

"Did I say Jim Carrey? No! I meant Andy Milonakis. No offense, Andy." Andy Milonakis suddenly appeared on stage and said to the voice "Non taken."

"This just keeps getting weirder." Kitten mumbled to herself.

"Kitten...be in the new Dave The Barbarian series and will be the new voice for Dark Lord Chuckles The Silly Piggy!"

"What?"

"Kitten...has no taste in music."

"Yes I do!"

"Have you seen the music video for Feel Good Inc. by the Gorillaz yet?"

"No."

"Then you have no taste in music."

Kitten just sat in the chair with a puzzled look on her face.

"Kitten...watches Veggietales when Killer Moth is off doing very evil and disturbing things."

"I don't watch Veggietales you freak!"

"It's no use! Flattery will get you nowhere, except Kansas."

"Man, you're stupid."

"I know you are but what am I? Don't answer that! Kitten...will star in the new Skittles commercial."

"No, I won't! I hate Skittles!" Just then, an angry mob with pitchforks and torches opened the studio doors and the ringleader yelled "Where's the Skittles hater?"

"She's over here in the Know Your Stars chair!"

The angry mob then chased Kitten down until she fell down the Pit of Despair and Endless Pop-Up ads for ointment that doesn't work. The Ringleader of the mob yelled down the pit, "And you are the weakest link. Bye-Bye!"

The voice was very pleased at this. "Chase the kitten down the hole, Taste The Rainbow. Now You Know...Kitten A.K.A. The Skittles Girl!"

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Meanwhile...in the Pit of Despair and Endless Pop-Up ads...

"NNNNOOOOOOOOO! GOD NO! THE HORROR! THE GROSS, CLEAR, PIMPIL REMOVING HORROR!"

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I hope you guys loved the randomness of this chapter! I think this one is one of the best ones yet! Up next is Killermoth! Stay tuned, punks!