All right people! finally! here's Chapter 13! Control Freak!

Chapter 13

Control Freak

As Killermoth was taken off screen by the plastic surgeons that wired his jaw shut, the TV nerd Control Freak came and sat down...

"Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars, know your stars, know your stars..."

"Where's that coming from? Is that you Darth Vader? I swear it wasn't my fault! I was drunk and I didn't know the gun was loaded!"

Darth Vader suddenly appeared on stage. "THAT WAS YOU? THAT'S IT! PREPARE TO DIE!" Darth Vader got out his lightsaber and chopped Control Freak's remote in two.

"NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MY PRECIOUS REMOTE!"

"Haha! This is so fun to watch!" The Mysterious voice chuckled.

"Shut up!"

"Control Freak...his love life with his remote has ended because of Darth Vader."

"Don't rub it in!"

"Control Freak...is so fat, even the Subway diet didn't work for him."

"HEY! I'm not fat! I'm just big-boned!"

"That's what they all say! Control Freak...he took singing lessons from Ozzy Osbourne..."

"Well..."

"...During happy hour."

"Hey!"

"Control Freak...his mother was a hampster and his father was a gerbil."

"That information was supposed to stay sealed in the government!"

"Control Freak...his favorite food is mutants."

"What?"

"Control Freak...once got hot with Jessica Rabbit!"

"No comment."

Roger Rabbit then comes on stage, very furious. "You big chubby B-----d!" Roger then pummels Control Freak to the ground. He then leaves very furiously.

"By God, I love this job!" The voice laughs.

"Shut the H--l up!"

"Control Freak...watch your language! There are children present!"

A child then walks on stage and asks Control Freak a question. "Mr. Control Freak, did you just say a bad word?"

"Um, yes."

"THEN DIE!" The child then pummels Control Freak to the ground.

"Ugh..."

"Control Freak...is Syndrome from The Incredibles in disguise."

"What?"

Just then, Violet and Dash appear and stare at Control Freak. "Hey! I thought we took care of you!" Dash screams. Dash and Violet then pummel Control Freak to the ground.

"Ugh...again..."

"Control Freak...watches TV all day, drinks beer, and is lazy in the 3rd degree!"

"Finally! Something that's true!"

Peter Griffin from Family Guy walks on stage and yells "Hey! It's my job to watch TV all day, drink beer and be lazy to the 3rd degree! Taste this you punk!" Peter then pummels Control Freak to the ground.

"Triple Ugh..."

Then, Bender from Futurama walks on stage and pummels Control Freak to the ground.

"What was that for!"

"I don't know. I was drunk and I felt like pummeling somebody."

"Control Freak...just got pummeled 5 times in a row!"

"Ugh..."

"Now you know...Control Freak."

"I'll...get...you...mysterious voice from out of nowhere...I swear it."

Darth Vader walks on stage again and chops off Control Freak's hand with his Lightsaber.

"OWW! What was that for?"

"Don't worry. You'll get another one. A really cool robot one!"

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I'm sorry for the wait folks. I was on vacation and had no access to a computer. Anyway, please Review! Up next is Dr. Light!