Sorry for the long wait, people. So, without further delay, Here's Dr. Light!
Chapter 14
Dr. Light
As the very bruised Control Freak crawled out, the very unsuccessful villian, Dr. Light came in and sat down...
"Know your stars, Know your stars, Know your stars, Know your stars, Know your stars..."
"Who's there? Show yourself!"
"No way! Not since what happened at 9/11..."
"Huh?"
"Dr. Light...downloads music off the internet illeagelly!"
"No I don't! I learn from my mistakes!"
"Dr. Light...was a failure in High School."
"No I wasn't!"
"Dr. Light...his history teacher was Saddaum Huessain!"
"WHAT?"
Just then, Saddaum Hussain walked in. (I think that's how you spell his name. I don't know.) "Yes I was, and I HATED that job. And yes, you were a failure in High School! DEATH TO AMERICA!"
"Dang it!"
"Dr. Light...hates Nine Inch Nails."
"Who's Nine Inch Nails?"
"Dr. Light...is the ambassador of Canada."
"Why would I be embassador of Canada? All they do is play Hockey!"
"Hockey rules! DEATH TO AMERICA!" Saddaum Hussain blurted out.
"Dr. Light...smuggles dirty magazines out of random gas stations."
"No I don't!"
"Dr. Light...is afraid of the dark."
"uh..."
Raven floated on stage and surruonded Dr. Light in a giant world of darkness. When she was finished torturing him, he was in a fetile position sucking his thumb.
"I am afraid of the dark, too. DEATH TO AMERICA!"
Raven walked off stage, very creeped out.
"Now that I know you can't say anything about it, Dr. Light...hates christian music."
Dr. Light wasn't listening, for he was still sucking his thumb.
"Now you know...Dr. Light."
Dr. Light screamed "Mommy! Everything's dark!" like a little kid.
"In the world of war, there is nothing but darkness! DEATH TO AMERICA!"
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