Well, here's Trigon. And, this chapter has a cameo from a certain young, maniacial genius we all know and love... Here's Chapter 15!

Chapter 15

Trigon

As Dr. Light crawled off screen and Sadduem Huessian walked off the stage, the demonic figure, Trigon came in, and tried to sit down. When he sat down in the Know Your Stars chair, he was too big and he broke it.

"I hope you know you're going to pay for that." the voice said from out of nowhere.

"Who was that?"

"Know your stars, Know your stars, Know your stars, Know your stars, Know your stars..."

"Show yourself you coward!" he yelled.

"Trigon...his mortal enemy is Luke Skywalker."

"No, he isn't!"

"Trigon...he hates his daughter..."

"Yes, I do"

"Because she refused to make out with him."

"YOU MORON! HOW DARE YOU SAY SUCH BLASTFAMY!"

"Trigon...is a woman."

"Hey! Quite clearly, I'm a male! Not a female!"

"Yes you are! You have tiny honkers and you have no wee-wee!"

"I do so have a wee-wee!"

"Trigon...got a wee-wee from surgery."

"RRRGHH!"

"Trigon...killed an innocent deer. That's why he has antlers!"

"These antlers are supposed to be horns! Stupid producers..."

"Trigon...got his butt kicked by a blue Bionicle toy he bought at the dollar store."

"I did not! I will make sure that you burn! BURN TO DEATH!"

"I'm burning you right now! MWAHAHAHAHAH! Trigon...has no clothes because he's poor."

"I'm not poor! I just don't need clothes."

"Trigon...is a nudist."

"HEY!"

"Trigon...is fat."

"I'm not fat! I'm big!"

"Well then explain how the Know Your Stars chair broke!"

"Erm...I broke it."

"Exactly. Trigon...was a nerd in High School."

"I didn't go to any mortal High School!"

"Trigon...wants to take over the world and make everyone suffer."

"Finally! Some truth!"

Then, from out of nowhere, Stewie Griffin came on stage.

"Who are you?" Trigon asked.

"I'm Stewart Gilligan Griffin. But you can call me... Stewie. So, you want to rule the world and become a ruthless tyrant and watch innocent people suffer slow and tragic deaths?"

"You got it."

"Well, I'm so sorry to hear that. That's my objective. And there's not enough room for two tyrants in this room. PREPARE TO DIE!" Stewie then grabs out a net gun and shoots it towards Trigon. Trigon is then captured in a huge net and is being pulled off stage by Stewie.

"Now you know...Trigon. Oh, and Stewie, are we still going bowling on Thursday?"

"You know it, man."

"Where did that come from?" Trigon asked.

"SHUT UP! Now, onto the technological torture chamber..."

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Well, I hoped you liked this chapter! I just had to add Stewie in one of these chapters. So, please review! And stay tuned! The next villian is...Blackfire!