Not much to say here except this is a little Christmas present from me to you. Here's Chapter 16!
Chapter 16
Blackfire
As Trigon was being pulled off stage by Stewie...
"VICTORY IS MINE!"
...Blackfire walked on stage as a cameraman came on stage and placed a new Know Your Stars chair on stage. She sat down...
"Know your stars, Know your stars, Know your stars, Know your stars, Know your stars..."
"Who is that?"
"Blackfire...she's jealous of her younger sister Starfire."
"I am not! She's jealous of me!"
Then the voice stopped.
"Hello?" Blackfire asked in confusion.
"I sense a disturbance in the force." the voice said acting like Obi-Won Kenobi.
"What?"
"I'll bet by the end of this chapter, you'll get your butt kicked by Starfire."
"I WILL NOT BE BEATEN BY A YOUNGER SIBLING!"
"Blackfire...overreacts way too much."
"Rrrrghh..."
"Blackfire...I feel sorry for the person you marry."
"What's that supposed to mean?" She asked sounding offended.
"Blackfire...is a rip-off artist."
"I AM NOT!"
The voice sighed and said "Okay, if you insist on lying to everyone, I guess I'll have to prove it to everyone that you are." The plasma screen TV came up again and it showed these scenes:
Blackfire came in the titan's room wearing Starfire's outfit.
(From the episode "Sisters")
"You see? You're obviously ripping off your sisters look. A real sexy one, too. Here's another example:"
Blackfire rose up from the dance club's see through roof and she had pink hair.
(From the episode "Sisters")
"You see? You're obviously ripping off one of Beyonce's looks from her new video, "Check On It". One more example:"
Blackfire is in the throne room with the tamaranian crown.
(From the episode "Bethrothed")
"You see? You're obviously ripping off George Bush for when he sent the troops off to Iraq."
The plasma screen then went back to the ceiling depth from which it came.
"Get my point? You're a total rip-off artist!"
Blackfire sat frozen in her seat, totally proven wrong and slightly offended.
"Now where was I? Oh yeah! Blackfire...haves sexual fantasies about her and Beast Boy together!"
"You must be weak in the upper story! I so don't do that!"
Then Beast Boy came on stage, came over to Blackfire and kissed her passionately. He then finished the kiss and said "Ah, that felt good. I knew you felt the same way about me."
Blackfire was deeply angered and, with tamaranian strength, kicked Beast Boy into next week. "That irritating creep!"
"Blackfire...can I borrow a quarter?"
"No!"
"Blackfire...please?"
"I said NO! YOU FREAKIN' CREEP!"
"Blackfire...pretty please? I'll pay you back!"
Blackfire shot at the ceiling shot at the ceiling trying to find the voice. "SHOW YOURSELF!"
"I walk a lonely road
the only one that I have ever known
don't know where it goes
but it's only me and I walk alone"
"Why the heck are you singing?"
"Oh, sorry! I just got the Green Day CD, "American Idiot." It rocks! Long live Green Day!"
"What?"
"Now you know...Blackfire. Oh, and, look behind you."
"What?" Just then, Starfire came up from behind her and beat the living tar out of Blackfire.
"YES! I AM VICTORIOUS!" Realizing there are cameras watching her, Starfire flies out of the studio.
"I walk alone, I walk alone..."
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Hope you liked this chapter! And yes, Long Live Green Day! Next time, instead of doing villians, I'm going to start doing The Titans East, then I'm going back to doing villians! Next up is Aqualad!
