I've been getting several requests to finish this stupid thing so, considering I'm not allowed on the internet right now, I'll add another chapter. Hope you're happy. sticks tounge out at reader
"Sooo . . . What's with your ears?"Caitlin, (Caitlin: holds flamethrower menacingly Ahem! Me: Oh. Sorry. Lilly) said after a few minutes.
"There's nothing wrong with them. They're completely normal. Yours are the ones that are weird" Jak said.
"No, they're not! I mean, not everyone has fifteen piercings in them like me, but where I come from everyone has ears like this" Lilly said defensively.
"Where do you come from?" Jak asked.
"The armpit of the multi-verse, and currently the second most boring town in the US of A" Lilly said automatically. Jak laughed a bit.
"That bad?" he said.
"Actually no. It's worse" Lilly said dully, "What's that?" she asked, pointing to a Metalhead that had just appeared on top of a large rock.
"Oh shit. A Metalhead" Jak said, shooting at it. "Get out of the way!" he said to Lilly. Lilly, however, had other plans.
"Your mine" she said, shoving Jak out of the way. The Metalhead growled at her. She growled back. Then it lunged at her. Lilly jumped out of the way and grabbed a stick from the ground. She hit it on the back. Backing away, she held the stick out like a sword in a fencing match.
"What the hell are you doing?" Jak yelled at her.
"I'm creating my army of Darkness" she said, laughing as the Metalhead lunged at her again. She hadn't had this much fun in years! She quickly dodged another attack by the Metalhead and pinned it to the ground with her stick. "You have two choices" she told the Metalhead, "Choice one: Join me and become my loyal follower. Choice two: Die." The Metalhead seemed to understand her (me: don't ask how. Just pretend that Metalheads are reasonably intelligent and can understand humans) and stopped struggling, showing that he had chosen the first option. Jak and Daxter watched, mouths open.
"Why kill them when you can get them to join you?" she said to Jak, then let out a short, evil-sounding laugh.
"What the hell did you just do? Metalheads are the enemy! You don't get them to join you. You kill them" yelled Daxter at Lilly.
"Hey, don't talk like that! Your hurting George's feelings" said Lilly, indicating the Metalhead.
"You named it?" said Jak, raising an eyebrow. George growled. Lilly hit him on the head with her stick.
"Shut up, George" she said, glaring at the Metalhead. George whimpered.
"Okay" said Jak, convinced he had gone mad. Damn, I really need a vacation, he thought.
"I say we ditch the girl. She's really creeping me out" Daxter muttered to Jak.
"I'd be glad to" Jak muttered back. He cleared his throat. "Uh, Lilly? Listen, Daxter and I should really get going now, so, uh, bye" said Jak quickly, turning around and hurrying away from Lilly. Lilly, however, had other plans.
"Oh, no you don't" she said, grabbing Jak. "I've still got an Evil army of Darkness to build and I have a feeling that you can help me with it" she said.
"To tell you the truth, you really creep me out and I would prefer to stay as far away from you as possible" said Jak.
"Get him, George" said Lilly. George leaped at Jak, pinning him to the ground.
"On second thought, maybe I could arrange something" said Jak as Lilly took his gun and pointed it at him.
"Glad we could work that out. Take me to your leader" said Lilly with an evil grin.
That's all I have for now. It's rather stupid really, but if you think that too and you've read this far, then allow me to ask you this. Why are you still reading?