The Suite Life of Zack and Cody: An Old Girlfriend
By Super Sonic JSL
2
Zack's Plan
Later, Zack was in his room packing a suitcase when Carrie walked in.
"What are you doing?" she asked him.
"Packing a suitcase," he replied.
"May I ask why?"
"I'm packing a suitcase to move to Japan."
"Oh, c'mon, Zack… So your old girlfriend moves into the hotel. Don't you think this is a bit extreme?"
"But, mom…"
"Oh, boy, the but's a-comin'."
Zack pulled two tickets out of his pocket. "These tickets aren't refundable!"
"Who's the second one for?"
"Maddie."
"Well, you're not going."
"But, mom, I spent my life's savings on these tickets!"
"Well, at least your life is safe!"
"Not with Ms. Huggy-McHugs-a-lot here!"
"It's not the end of the world. Get over it."
Carrie left the room and Zack started to unpack. He stopped for a moment when Cody walked in.
"On the other hand," Zack started to say, "having another girl loving me would make me irresistible. Maddie would get jealous!"
"No," Cody said. "You're not thinking what I think you're thinking."
"I'm thinking what you think I'm thinking."
"But if you're thinking what I think you're thinking, then what I'm thinking is that you think what you shouldn't think, but are thinking anyway, so you think…"
"It's time to make up with my old girlfriend!"