Here's the deal: I'm gonna update every 2 days until New Years Day. Here's how it's gonna go: Aqualad, Speedy, Bumblebee, and as a New Years Day present, Mas Y Menos! So, here's Chapter 17!

Chapter 17

Aqualad

As Blackfire, um...

"Who's gonna get her off the stage?" a cameraman asked.

Then, Stewie came back on stage. And then grabbed Blackfire. "All right! More food for the rats..." Stewie then dragged Blackfire off the stage.

As Blackfire was being dragged off stage by Stewie...

"AMERICA SHALL BOW TO ME!"

...Aqualad walked on stage and sat down...

"Know your stars, Know your stars, Know your stars, Know your stars, Know your stars..."

"Who is that? Who's there?"

"We're going back to heroes now? Oh, come on!"

"Seriously, who is that?"

"Aqualad...what kind of a lame name is that?"

"Hey! Don't insult my identification!"

"Aqualad...was raised by little fishies!"

"Hey! I only talk to fish! I was born and raised in Atlantis!"

"Aqualad...lives in a land of make believe."

"No I don't! Altantis is real! REAL!"

"Aqualad...has a special condition."

"What are you talking about?"

"Look at your eyes. They're not the same as everyone elses!"

Aqualad then looked at himself in a mirror. "OH MY GOD, YOU'RE RIGHT!"

"Aqualad...shouldn't you be fishing right now?"

"Don't you dare mention fishing to me!"

"Aqualad...guess what?"

"What?"

"Aqualad...I killed Shamoo!"

"YOU WHAT?"

"Aqualad...taste this fish salad!" Then, a fish salad fell from the ceiling and into Aqualad's lap.

"AAAAHHHH! IT BURNS!"

"Aqualad...I made something for you!" Then, a cameraman handed Aqualad a sweater. "It's a turtleneck!"

"Wow, thanks!"

"It was made from an actual turtle!"

"AAAAHHHH!" He then threw the sweater and the salad off stage.

Then, crumbs fell from the ceiling. "What is that?"

"Oh, I'm sorry. I'm finishing my fish taco!"

"STOP WITH THE FISH DISCRIMINATION!"

Then, an small orange clown fish came from the ceiling. "Hey, look at that! I found Nemo!" said the amused voice.

"If I see another fish, I'm gonna faint..." said Aqualad as he almost fainted.

Then, a fish taco landed in Aqualad's lap. "Here! Eat up! I paid $2.95 for that taco, now eat it!"

Aqualad then fell out of the chair and fainted.

"Now you know...Aqualad."

Then, from out of nowhere, Stewie started to drag Aqualad off stage with shifty eyes. "You saw nothing..."

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Well, that's the first of many to come! Please review and the next will come on Dec 28! Next up is Speedy!