The Suite Life of Zack and Cody: An Old Girlfriend

By Super Sonic JSL

3

Rubbing it in

Zack and Ami walked down into the hotel lobby and to the snack counter.

"Hiya, not-so-sweet-anymore-thang!" he told Maddie.

"What's up with you?" she asked.

"Whaddya mean?"

"For one, what's with the tone? For another, who's your little girlfriend?"

"Exactly! … Except for the first part with the tone… But this is Amelia. Ami for short."

"Come on, Zacky! We don't want to be late!" Ami told him.

"Hold up," Maddie interrupted. "Isn't Ami her last name?"

"Yeah," Zack replied. "Ami is her last name, but Ami is also short for Amelia which is her last name which can also be short for her first name, so her last name can serve as her first name as well as her last name meaning that both her first and last name can be the same. Got it?"

"No. And I'm not sure I want it."

"Zacky! The movie? We're gonna be late!"

"I'm on it, sweet-thang!" Zack looked at Maddie. "See 'ya, Maddie. I've got a date."

Zack and Ami walked off.

"So… If he's got a G.F. now, that means…I'M FREE! I'M FREE! I'M FREE!" Maddie shouted jumping around the hotel lobby. "Wait a minute… I'm… free." Maddie rested her elbows on the candy counter with a frown on her face. She couldn't deny it. Maybe Zack fell for Amelia because she looks like a twelve-year-old version of herself!

Estaban popped up behind Maddie.

"What is wrong, Maddie?" Estaban asked. "You look like an elephant who has just eaten camel dung."

"Zack has a new girlfriend."

"I thought you did not like the little guy."

"So did I. But…" Maddie sighed. "I know what it's like to have had a crush on someone three years older. I was there."

"Oh. You mean Left?"

"His name was Jeff, Estaban. He was the hottest guy I had ever seen. I guess Zack must've gotten tired of waiting for me and moved on. Thank you, Lord."

"Don't worry, Maddie. Soon enough, Zack will be over the little girl."

"Yeah," Maddie snickered. "I'll bet that Amelia will dump him before I cave!"

What will happen first? Will Amelia dump him or vice-versa, or will Maddie cave? Find out on the next chapter of AN OLD GIRLFRIEND!