Well, all I can say is Here's Chapter 18!
Chapter 18
Speedy
As Aqualad was being dragged off stage by Stewie--
"Wait! Stop right there!" Stewie yelled as the camera pointed to him. "I'm tired of making cameos in these stupid chapters! Get Lois or The Fat Man to do it! Geez!" He then continued to drag the knocked out Aqualad off stage. Then, Peter Griffin came on stage. "Hi, I'm Peter Griffin. So um..."
Peter was silent until he blurted out "Canada sucks!" Peter then stormed off stage.
As Peter was rushing off stage at Mach speed, Speedy came in and sat down.
"Know your stars, Know your stars, Know your stars, Know your stars, Know your stars..."
"Hey! Who's there?"
"Wait a second...I've already insulted you Robin! It's one show per person, buddy!"
"I'm Speedy. Not Robin. My name is Speedy."
"It's about time you changed your name, Robin!"
"I'm Speedy! Not Robin, Speedy!"
"Ok, Robin. Whatever you say. Speedy...if that is your real name...isn't Speedy at all when it comes to conversations."
"Hey!"
"Speedy the boy wonder...got bored with his old weapons and switched to a sissy bow and arrow set."
"HEY! THEY'RE NOT SISSY! AND, FOR THE LAST TIME, I'M NOT ROBIN! I'M SPEEDY!"
"As I said in the very first chapter...Robin (A. K. A. Speedy) overreacts way too much."
"Erm..."
"HA! I knew it! That's what Robin said! He said "Erm..." just like you just did! That's proof that you're Robin!"
"RRRGHHH!"
"Now where was I? Oh yeah! Speedy...I didn't know Robin had a clone."
"HE DOESN'T! GEEZ! STOP WITH THE ROBINNESS!"
"Speedy...we've said the word Robin 11 times in this chapter now!"
"Stop it! I hate being called Robin! Stop, please?"
"That makes 12! Hooray for 12!"
"Oh man..."
"Speedy...nice haircut."
"Really?"
"No. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Speedy then got on his knees and looked at the ceiling. "WHY? WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS TORTURE?"
Stewie then comes back on stage and grabs two balloons of doom and rubs them on Speedy's head, making his buzzed hair all charged up with Static Electricity. "I swore to myself that I wouldn't do that again, but I couldn't resist!" Stewie then walks off stage.
Speedy yells at Stewie "I"m gonna kill you, you little punk!" He then gets hit on the head by a water balloon thrown by Stewie causing him to get electrocuted when the water balloon fused with the Static electricity. Speedy is knocked out. "VICTORY IS MINE!"
"Now you know...Robin (AKA Speedy)"
Speedy is drug off stage by Stewie, just like the others once were...
"You shall now meet your fate, Robin look-alike...oh and by the way folks, check out my new music video! "Stewie's Sexy Party"! Brand new!"
"Way to go, Stewie!" the voice said cheering him on. "Now that's advertising!"
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Don't worry, that's the last time that Stewie's gonna drag someone off stage, unless you want me to keep doing so. Next chapter will come at precisely 11:30 PM Dec 30th. Next up is Bumblebee! Please review!
