Here's Chapter 19!
Chapter 19
Bumblebee
As Speedy was being dragged off stage by Stewie...
"D--n you all!" Stewie then shoots a laser at the camera. Two cameramen then came in the room and brought out a new camera.
...Bumblebee came in the room and sat down...
"Know your stars, Know your stars, Know your stars, Know your stars, Know your stars..."
"All right, who is that?"
"Bumblebee...has an obsession with The Dukes Of Hazzard."
"What?"
"Just the good ol' boys,
Never meaning no harm,
Beats all you ever saw,
Been in trouble with the law
since the day they was born!"
"Stop singing Bo and Luke's theme song!"
"Bumblebee...her father was the Honey Nut Cheerios bee."
"That's crazy talk!"
"Honey Nut Cheerios. Bee happy, Bee healthy!"
"Stop it!"
"Bumblebee...lived in the hive that's nuts about honey!"
"WILL YOU STOP IT? I'M SO SICK OF THAT COMMERCIAL!"
"Bumblebee...I'm telling General Mills cereal company on you!"
"Oh God..."
"Bumblebee...likes to mix honey with chocolate so she can get revenge on the Reese's Cup people since they stole their idea."
"Hey! It was my idea!"
"Bumblebee...didn't pass the audition to be on 'Jackass The Movie'."
"Well, I do love that show, but I didn't audition for it! Only complete idiots would do that!"
"Then I wonder why Beast Boy hasn't tried out yet..."
"Yeah..."
"Bumblebee...has a crush on Sting."
"The wrestler or the singer?"
"Both."
"NO I DON'T!"
"Bumblebee...you better not lay a finger on my Butterfinger!"
"Stop with the chocolate related candy bar horror!"
"Bumblebee...loves chocolate related candy bar horror!"
"RRRGHHH!"
"Bumblebee...will now be attacked by the fast food SWAT Team."
"What?"
Just then, men in black armored suits with different colored guns surrounded Bumblebee. They then shot her down with rapid shots of Cole Slaw, Ketchup, Mustard, Shrimp sauce, Horse Radish and Steak sauce. She got sick and dizzy from all the different tastes of liquid like fast food condaments and passed out. Stewie then handed cash to each of the SWAT Team members. "Good job boys. I knew this one wouldn't be as easy to catch as the others were. Take her away to the torture chamber/game room." They then carried her away off-stage.
"Now you know...Bumblebee (AKA Another innocent victim of angry food sauces.)."
"Beware the sauce..." Stewie said sounding very scary...
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Well, I was running slow on material on this chapter, but I decided to give you this chapter a little early, since New Years Eve is tomorrow. And since it's only one day till I bring you one of the most anticipated chapters! MAS Y MENOS! They're next! Please review!