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"We are where?" Merry exclaimed.

I rubbed my eyes; I was having a hard time keeping them open, "For the fifth time already you are in Canada, in my living room, in my house, and in my chair!" I think I must have snapped at him for Merry suddenly looked a little hurt.

I sighed "Alright I'm sorry, ok? It is just I am not used to a bunch of people dropping into my house at 5:30 am. I am never good in the mornings."

Merry nodded, I noticed some of the fellowship, specifically Legolas and Aragorn, glancing at me as if I had a big bug on my clothes (which I didn't)

"What?" I demanded of them, both jumped at least a foot strait up.

"Sorry for staring at you…Marcy, but we have never seen such clothing as you are wearing, is it common here?" Aragorn looked rather baffled as he asked this.

I looked down at my pink pajamas, they had little chicks with skates on their feet (baby chickens, not girls) and a baggy T-shirt with two Orcas on the front; both had been gifts from family.

"Oh they are quite normal" I said with a grin as I looked up at Aragorn "just wait till you see day-time clothing, you will get a kick out of that for sure! Hey you guys hungry?"

I said this all rather quickly, and I think I confused them even more, but I couldn't help myself it was just too funny seeing their expressions.

"Can we trust her Gandalf?" Boromir asked, aha! Now his protective nature started kicking in like all the fan fics I had read.

"I think we have no choice Boromir of Gondor, and she seems trustworthy enough."

"Thank you!" I said to Gandalf, as I am trustworthy, I have almost never broken a promise, at least not knowing I had.

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Uh oh…I thought to myself as I looked through the summer kitchen, nothing, nothing, and nothing! I knew I should have bought food yesterday! With a sigh I hurried into the kitchen, the fellowship were all standing about talking quietly amongst themselves, I noticed Frodo clutching at the ring about his neck, the one ring, I held in my panic, this was not going to be good. I quickly looked into the fridge, some lettuce for my iguana Duke, some hotdogs, toast bread, and various fruits and vegetables. I grabbed the bread, and fruits and vegetables, and piled them onto the table. I also pulled out the lettuce, grabbed a handful washed it, and went downstairs to feed Duke.

"Where are you going?" Legolas asked noticing me.

"Oh to feed Duke, my iguana, want to come and see him?"

"What is an iguana?" Sam asked.

"It is a lizard that can grow anywhere from 5 to 7 feet in length" I said casually.

"Then how do you manage to keep it?" Boromir asked in shock.

"Oh, he is only two feet now, and if he ever does get that big he is so going to free roam the house."

The fellowship glanced at each other a little nervous suddenly. I just laughed and went down stairs.

When I came back from feeding my lizard, which was still asleep, I saw the fellowship hadn't moved.

"What are you so nervous about?" I asked them though I knew.

They glanced at me as I put bread in the toaster, and pushed the leaver down, but did not say.

"Boy you lot sure are a quiet bunch!" I said with a chuckle, moving to get some plates from the shelves.

"Forgive us, we are not accustomed to your ways, and are not sure what to do." Aragorn said solemnly, this was getting irritating.

"The first thing you can do is stop acting like a bunch of cats in a room full of rocking chairs, you are impossible to talk to otherwise. Secondly, take a seat in the living room, there is not enough room in here; I will bring your food to you shortly. Thirdly, lower those weapons! I am a teenager! I am unarmed, and will not harm you, it is not rocket science!"

"What is rocket science?" Gimli asked.

"Um…I'll tell you later, it is very complicated."

The fellowship walked into the living room like zombies, I just shook my head in disbelief. How could anyone be THAT stiff? The toast popped and I put some more in; after the rest of the toast had been cooked I put it on a plate with the bowls of fruit, and took it in to the living room for the Fellowship. I just got myself a glass of water, and some raspberries, and sat down at my couch. Without a glance at the stiff, nervous fellowship I turned on my T.V. to the movie I had been watching.

They all jumped to their feet, startled by the bright screen. I watched as the movie Interview with the Vampire started, with a sigh I had sunk into my couch without realizing it. I looked at the terrified fellowship, and burst out laughing.

"I don't see any humor in this situation!" Sam exclaimed angrily.

"I…I'm sorry, but your expressions…they are just too funny! I should explain this is a TV; it lets you watch things that are not near you."

The fellowship glanced amongst each other, this world so different from their own frightened them. All I could do was laugh helplessly.

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