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It was a blizzardy Christmas Eve and many of Jiraiya Clause's helpers were not at east. Naruto and Sasuke were sneaking away into a closet as Sakura and Ino fought over who'd be Sasuke's wife (sadly they never noticed the two men fooling around). Shikamaru was lazing about the toy rooms as Chouji helped himself to a little stocking stuffing treats. The rest of the good elves were hammering away at toys and sewing up plushies.
The reindeers were securely in their stalls awaiting for their long journey except for one who was busy with his nose in a book and his eye poised up in a smutty eclipse. He had a mask that partially covered his face, a detachable, red, clown nose on his normal rosy nose, a red eye with a scar that ran over it and of course a headband over his silver spikes that had cute antlers with little bells on them. He began to heave and ho at that book when some old man bent over his shoulder with the same exact dirty smile.
" So Kakashi Deer, you like my Christmas special," Jiraiya questioned.
Kakashi paniced a bit slamming the book and slyly smiled, "Jiraiya Clause, how are you?"
"Just fine, Kakashi Deer, but I'd be better if you didn't steal the gifts that are meant for the naughty boys and girls!"
Kakashi sadly looked down.
"Oh, cheer up, I have a little mission for you that will dirty out your mind!"
"Really, what is it!"
Jiraiya slumped his back into a post and randomly pulled out some eggnog and began to chug and Kakashi was a little disturbed by this. Kakashi took in the new information and gleamed with joy at his little adventure to come. He began to chatter out some enthusiastic mumbo-jumbo.
"So that's all I have to do and I get to see all that?"
"Basically," Jiraiya said patting his favorite deer on the shoulder with a perverted grin.
So Kakashi was off to find Jiraiya's shiny treasure. He couldn't help, but keep that blush that stained his cheeks rose, as he walked through the frosty night passing away time by thinking of all the dirty stuff he'd soon see.
A cheesy wave rippled the picture of Kakashi frozen walking through the snow.
Jiraiya was dressed in his Santa outfit, but he was sick of me taking gifts so he basically sent me away for the Eve and had the replacement ninja-deer, Itachi, The Red Eyed Wonder. He would have sent Sasuke, but he seemed a tad bit busy tonight, plus he couldn't find him.
" So what's my mission?"
"Well all you have to do is go peeping on the Snow Bunnies of Konoha Winterland," Jiraiya had a cheeky grin. "Don't forget to use your sharingan to get every glimpse of footage!"
Kakashi blushed a little bit, but was also happy at the same time. He'd get a chance to be the world's best peeping tom.
Flashback slowly ends showing Kakashi standing in the snow with his head up in a day dream.
"Man this is going to be fun," Kakashi shouted out to the world!
"Is someone out there," a voice questioned.
Kakashi lazily looked over with his one eye and noticed a cute man dressed in a fuzzy white-snow monster outfit. The man had a scar over his nose and brown hair clotted up in a pony tail with a few loose pieces of hair brushing against his rosy complexion. He was bent over scavenging the ground for something in particular.
"What are you looking for?"
The man stuttered a bit trying desperately to see who he was talking to.
"I lost my glasses... Can you help me please?"
Kakashi looked down and noticed them behind him, he couldn't help, but chuckle to himself at the cute little stranger on the ground in such a vulnerable pose. He picked up the glasses and decided to be evil.
"If I help will you give me a prize," Kakashi asked.
"Sure, my name is Iruka, what is yours?"
"Kakashi..."
Kakashi had already picked up the glasses, but decided to pretend that he never found them. He absorbed his environment in around him and fell in love with it all. The warm cave with a small fireplace, a master chair with a ruffled cushion, and a little bookstand next to it. Everything here seemed so comfortable, especially the cutie in front of him.
"I found them," Kakashi hummed.
" Really!"
"Yep, right here," a smile fell over Kakashi's lips. "Now I want my prize!"
" What kind of prize would you," before Iruka could mutter another word Kakashi claimed his prize, his sweet lips.
Kakashi slid his glasses on and backed away with a little smirk. He noticed his little prize with a tender blush running along his face.
" What you do that for!"
"Well you see I just couldn't help but just want all of you," Kakashi smiled even bigger.
"Wow, this is awkward," Iruka muttered. "Please leave... I don't like you that way and it's kind of wrong what you just did! Next time, don't be so selfish, especially on Christmas Eve!"
Kakashi's head dropped between his shoulders and his silver hair covered his distraught face. His lips coiled into a frown as he noticed the angry little fuzzball ready to destroy him.
Iruka looked down and noticed the hurt man, he felt horribly guilty, but had no idea what to do. He wasn't even that harsh, just more embarrassed then anything. Well, maybe a little harsh.
With the last few harsh words Kakashi decided he would leave with his little deer tail between his legs. He was stopped by two quivering fuzzy hands around his arm.
"I'm sorry. You can stay!"
Another smile leaped onto his face and, somehow, in the quickest motion possible, our little masked reindeer jumped the little monster and took him all.
Through Christmas Eve till Christmas day little noises of someone's virginity being stolen away could be heard ( Thats a little awkward?).
Jiraiya was finished with his job and awaiting his new valuable information to come back, but sadly it never did. There was no New Years' special edition or maybe there was because Kakashi's eye was hooked up to Jiraiya's sharigan computer...
Dun! Dun! Dun...!
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