I do not own Stargate.

Dr. Jackson was walking through the SGC with two labcoats, three zoomies, and a Marine, talking fast and going over papers at top speed.

A screaming accompanied by a crash and - literally - unearthly howl echoed down the hall. Without missing a beat, Daniel opened the nearest office door, and led his crowd into the room as the startled occupants looked up. He closed the door firmly while the Marine drew his sidearm and pointed it at the entrance. The newcomers cleared the field of fire, while Jackson continued his lecture.

"As you can see, the differences in the writing systems indicates outside influence rather than evolution."

The screaming segued into shouting and feet pounded past the door.

"The original civilization probably…"

Daniel opened the door and they continued to the labs.