High School Life
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Rey, Eddie, Chris, Jeff, Matt, Jay,Erin, and Adam's first class was math with Mr. Coachman. Coach was a jerk of a teacher and no one liked him. He also seemed to think he was everyone's favorate person. He was very mistaken.
"Hello, and welcome to first period math. I am your teacher, Mr. Coachman, you can call me Coach or Mr. Coach." he said genialy, sounding like a game show host.
"How about I call you Mr. Crotchman." Eddie said under his breath. Rey and Chris sniggered and Adam and Jay smirked. Matt and Jeff stuffed their fists in their mouths to stop themselves from bursting out laughing.
"Ese individuo es un moron. ¿Qué él piensa si él nos trata como pues cinco viejo del año él serán nuestros amigos? Esta escuela vive hasta el traslation inglés de su nombre Los Locos (That man is moron. What he thinks if he treats to us as five olds he will be our friends? This school lives up to the English traslation of its name the Crazy High School)" Rey said, laughing under his breath.
"You said it." Eddie said
"Yeah," Adam said "this place gets nuttier every year."
"Is that even possible." Erin asked
"Unfortunately yes." Jay said. They all laughed. Coach turned.
"Care to tell the class what is so funny?" he said
"Usted es el hombre ma's stupidest en la tierra y esta escuela está loca pero sé que usted no puede entender una palabra de esto así que coja apagado.(You are the stupidest man on earth and this school is crazy but I know you can't understand a word of this so fuck off.)" Rey said. Everyone in the room except Coach understood and laughed. Coach just stood there.
"Right." he said and continued what he was saying.
"Loco." Erin whispered under her breath. They all nodded.
"Reisebus ist ein moron (Coach is a moron)" Heidenreich said in perfect german to no one in perticular. Everyone ignored him and he cried silently into his arms.
"Bebé (baby)" Eddie mumbled. The bell rang it was time for 2nd Period health.