Lily:This chapter might be either too short or too long and I still haven't beaten the elite four in Leaf Green! Btw if anyone can guess the characters jobs, you win a special prize! (review and tell me). Reviews keep my friend's Charazard Blaze happy. More reviews, Blaze doesn't have to kill anyone. That goes for my Venasaur. Help feed my Pokemon! Enjoy "10,000 DOLLARS IN WHAT?"
LAURAS'S POV
"What do you mean you got THAT much in speeding tickets and damage in less then twelve hours? Not to mention thrashing my friend's dad's truck!" If you don't know what this is all about, then maybe I should explain.
After I got off the bus, Falcon came by. You couldn't even tell that the pile of mangled metal sitting in my driveway used to be a pickup truck. He explained that he just hit a couple of phone poles, raced against some tenth grader (and lost), got chased by the cops and hit the basketball net at the end of the drive (which toppled over on to the truck). To top it all of…
"YOU OWE THE COPS FIVE THOUSAND DOLLORS IN SPEEDING TICKETS AND FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS IN DAMAGE!"
"This stuff happens all the time back in Mute City."
"NEWS FLASH, THIS IS NOT MUTE CITY!"
"Note to self: never get on her bad side." I heard Fox whisper.
"How in the name of God do we get that much cash before my parents come back?"
"Um…we only have until six o'clock tonight to get the money."
"WHAT!" I screamed "There's only one thing to do, we have to ALL get jobs." I knew for a fact that it would be tough for these guys to get jobs. "First of all, is there anyone here that can't speak English?" Pichu, Yoshi, Pikachu, Kirby, Jigglypuff, Roy and Marth raised their hands. "You're lucky. The rest of you HAVE to get jobs. Now listen close, here are the jobs you will have to partake in to get the ten thousand dollars by this evening…"
"I'll work at a car wash."
"No"
"Honda?"
"NO"
"A garage?"
"NO!" We shrieked. "I have the perfect torture, I mean, job for you."
LATER ON
FALCON'S POV
This is insane. The others got good jobs, nice jobs, any other job but this. I can't take it anymore.
"Hey mister, do you know where the Barbie doll isle is?"
"NOOOOOOOOO!"
MEWTWO'S POV
This is so degrading. From serving humans to freedom to serving humans again. I have to wear this completely humiliating disguise. The girl said it would be dangerous for people to see me. Why did that idiot driver have to do this again? Every time one of us gets a new car, or we go on vacation, he ends up getting us to take the fall. "Here's your Crispy Chicken Burger with fries." This better be worth it.
YOUNG LINK'S POV
"I hate this stupid bike!" Ness cried "Why can't I go on foot?"
"Because you're too slow on foot." I muttered "Just be lucky you never got Falcon's job."
"It's not fair! I can't pedal through slush, and how come I can't just move the papers with my mind instead of having to throw them?"
"Because the kid said people would freak out if they saw papers floating in mid air."
"Why do you listen to that girl?"
"She knows more about this place then any of us. Besides, you need the exercise."
"Do not!"
"Do too."
"Do not!"
"Don't start this again."
"I can start what ever I feel like starting." Why did I get stuck with this guy? This better be worth it.
PEACH'S POV
"I simply L-O-V-E this place. So much pink in one place. It should be called Heaven!" This was the bestest job on the planet! I don't see the problem, Zelda's in a real bad mood. She doesn't like this kind of stuff. I can't imagine why.
"I'd rather work at a bar."
"Why? There's no pink there."
"This junk is WAY over priced."
"Silly, no its not. Look, this cute little dolphin key ring's only…FIFTEEN DOLLARS! Look on the bright side; it'll be E-Z to make ten thousand dollars here."
MARIO'S POV
"Look on the bright side Luigi; we're real pros at this."
"Look on the other side Mario; we're back to where we started not to mention this job smells like bull…HELP!" Mama-miea, he got his head stuck in a pipe again.
"Give me a second bro." Hehe…let him get his own head out of a pipe; this is the tenth time today. This is so worth it.
LINKS POV
This job bites. I thought I'd get a real cool job like demolition or butcher or even Fox's job, but no. I got the sucky job. "I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!"
"Are you going to put my groceries in the bags or not?" This better be worth it.
FOX'S POV
Now this job is pretty cool, hard, but cool. "Fox this is awesome, we get to shoot people's eyes."
"Will you shut up Falco? It's a lot harder then that. We have to…"
"Ya ya, whatever, now let me shoot people!"
"Will you shut the BEEP up Falco!" This so better be worth it.
LAURA'S POV
I love this job! I get all the candy I want and I make money! The movies might suck, but the shushies are to die for. I just pray the others aren't doing something stupid to blow there covers. Oh BEEP! "Laura do you know what happened?"
"No, what happened, Alecia?"
"Some nut case stole and wreaked my dad's truck! Since when do YOU have a job here?"
"I need some extra cash is all."
"For what…wait, don't tell me…more Gamyboy games right?"
"Ya, more games." I was really good at telling lies, so this was easy. Normally I never lie to my friends, but in this case, I had to. I mean, would you go up to your best friend and say "Sorry about your dad's truck, I got a job to help pay for the damage because a video game character who's staying over at my house thought it was a race car."…I don't think so.
"Heard you got suspended."
"No comment."
SAMUS' POV
"There's Rice with it now, passes it to Aran now. Man that new girl's good! She goes to the net with it now, stops…what does she think she's doing now? I mean…ARRRRRG!" Finally, he was starting to annoy me. How do ya like the taste of plasma? This is easy, all I have to do is get the puck in the net with a stick, simple. "GOAL!…I think I need a doctor now."
5:30 THAT NIGHT
LAURA'S POV
"There's a half an hour left before we have to pay the cops, how much did you guys make?"
"We made 20 dollars." Young Link and Ness cheered.
"We made 10." Fox sighed. "We would have made more if SOMEONE hadn't scared away most of the people!"
"We got 50," Zelda said "and we only sold 3 things."
"I got 5." Link muttered.
"I got 1000 and won the game by 5." Samus said proudly.
"I made 10 dollars, this better be enough." Mewtwo scowled.
"I made 20 and my brother sick." Mario laughed.
"I got nothing." Falcon moaned.
"That's only…one thousand, one hundred and fifteen dollars." I panicked "We don't have enough time to get the rest." Suddenly, Nana and Popo burst through the door.
"Guess how much we made?" Popo asked.
"Eight thousand, eight hundred and eighty-five dollars!" Nana finished. Our mouths dropped to the floor.
"How on Earth did you make THAT much money in such a short length of time?" I asked.
"You would not believe how much people pay others to shovel their walkways." They answered simultaneously (AAAHHHH, big words scare me).
"Well at least we made enough. Let's head down and pay."
7:00 THAT NIGHT
"Now that that's over with, I say we…"
"PARTY!" Everyone screamed. The music was on blast the entire night. Now we had to face a new problem.
"Sleeping arrangements!" I called. "Since you're going to be staying here a while, I suggest you find out now who you're gonna share a room with and which room you're staying in. All rooms are open except the one at the end of the hall."
"Why?" Falcon questioned.
"Because that's my room and I pick who's staying in my room."
LAURA'S ROOM
MEWTWO'S POV
"This is insane. Why must I be stuck in here with some kid who NEVER TURNS DOWN HER CD PLAYER?"
"Did you say something?"
"Nevermind." To make matters worse, I had to sleep on the floor in a sleeping bag while Pichu, Jigglypuff and Pikachu share the bed with her. It's not fair, everyone else got a chance to pick their rooms, but nooo, I'm stuck with a psychopath. But I can see why she picked us to stay here…SHE'S OBSESSED! She has three Pikachu plushies, a Jigglypuff plushie, a Ceibi sticker on her wall, a poster of Ruby and Sapphire and at least twenty books either based on the show, quizzes or game handbooks (all of this IS actually true). At least I never got stuck with Peach; she hums the Mushroom Kingdom theme song in her sleep.
"CARD CAPTORS, A MYSTIC ADVENTURE. CARD CAPTORS, A QUEST FOR ALL…"
"Will you kindly SHUT UP?" I take my last statement back; I would rather stay with Peach.
Lily:Yes, I love Card Captors (Kero is so KIAWAI…or however you say cute in Japanese). I'll spill about the character's jobs in chapter 4. Some are harder to guess then others. I can't say the prize yet, but I will tell you, it's real good. Stay tuned for the next chapter, "Good with Guns, Bad with Microwaves." staring Fox and Falco and the chapter after that, "Kitty of Doom" staring Pikachu. Until then…BYE!
