Lily:Now I'll spill about the Smasher's jobs…

Capt. Falcon: Worked in the toy department at Wal-Mart.

Mewtwo: Worked at Mc. Donald's.

Young Link/Ness: Worked delivering papers.

Peach/Zelda:Worked at Claries.

Mario/Luigi: Worked as plumbers (now who saw that coming?).

Link: Worked as a bagboy at Sobeys.

Fox/Falco: Worked as laser eye surgeons.

Laura: Worked at Hill-Top (a convince store near my house).

Samus: Joined the Cataracts hockey team (I don't expect you to know who they are).

Lily:Who ever guessed all them right, email me for your reward. On with chapter 4, "Good with Guns, Bad with Microwaves."!

LAURA'S POV

That was a bizarre night. I kept dreaming about a forest with lots of flowers and that's not even the weird part. I could have sworn I saw a pink flying cat. Yes I know I'm a pokemanic, but at least I don't wear those retarded glasses they wear in the games.

"Good morning all." Man, that guy's a deep sleeper. "…WAKE UP!"

"Wa, wa…what do you think you're doing?"

"I was waking you up silly."

"Why did you yell in my ear?"

"You just be lucky I never used my trumpet." Why didn't I think of that before I woke him up?

"Who's makin' breakfast?" Samus called from the kitchen.

"How about Fox and Falco?" Suggested Luigi.

"Why us?" Falco muttered.

"'Cause you never cooked back home so you can make up for it by cooking here." Ness pointed out.

"Fine," Fox muttered "what'll it be?"

"French toast," I said. I came into the room "and it better have lots of cinnamon." With that, I went downstairs to watch 4kids TV (why the BEEP did the FoxBox change their name?) thinking "Now how long's it gonna take them to set the house on fire?"

FALCO'S POV

"This'll be easy Fox," I reassured my friend, as he seemed worried "all we have to do is take a piece of toast," I did so to demonstrate "and put the French flag on it. Ta-da, French toast!"

"Falco you IDIOT!"

"Oh, I almost forgot,"

FOX'S POV

Falco took a shaker full of cinnamon and dumped it on the toast. "She said she wanted LOTS of cinnamon." I mentally slapped my forehead.

"Falco my good buddy; you are a complete and total MORON!" Then I physically slapped his forehead. I took the poor excuse for breakfast, removed the miniature flag and put it in a frying pan. "This is how you do it. First you take two eggs, put them in a pan, turn the burners up two hundred degrees and put the toast in the pan." God this guy's an idiot. Why do I even out up with him sometimes? Not to mention that annoying little kid. Who does she think she is, the Master Hand? Because of her I have to share a room with this birdbrain (Sky (look on my bio):I take that as an insult!). I wish we never even got sent here. It's all because of that stupid portal! Don't know what I'm talking about? Let me explain.

You see, in theory, there's a portal that links the world we live in and here. There are also many different portals connecting the Smasher world and the individual worlds (or games, ex: planet pop star and kanto). The storm must have opened the portal (for the first time in…ever) and well…here's what happened. Kirby accidentally went in, Pichu tried to pull him back and basically we started a chain of smashers trying to pull each other back. All of us came out right up until Bowser tried to make it. He got stuck so we pushed him back (same with DK). Gannandorf and Mr. Game and Watch never came because when they tried, the portal closed, leaving us stranded. We can't even get our cell phones to work right. So far this sucks, and we've only been here a day!

SEVERAL PIECES OF TOAST LATER

LAURA'S POV

"UMMMMM, this is really good." I said between mouthfuls "Since when do you guys cook?" Everyone else at the table thought it was the best breakfast they'd ever had.

"Since never, we just guessed." Fox said modestly.

"Good, then you guys are making lunch."

"ARRRRRRRRGGGGGGG." Moaned the two. If you hadn't guessed by now, I was born to annoy people.

12:00 THAT MORNING

FALCO'S POV

"Now how on Earth are we gonna make lunch for twenty odd people?" Fox muttered. He's never in a good mood. Me on the other hand, I'm a fun loving guy.

"The kid said something about there being enough food in the cupboards to feed at least thirty people." I opened the cupboard and found what we were looking for. At least a thousand boxes of this stuff called Easy Mac. "This stuff looks simple to make."

"If this stuff's anything like French toast then the instructions better be written in Latin, cuz you sure as heck can't read English."

"Course I can read. Look I'll even prove it." I said rather proudly as I read the instructions off the packet. "All you have to do is put the noodles in the bowls, put it in the microwave and put the cheese on. I think I can follow a simple set of instructions."

SEVERAL BOWLS OF EASY MAC LATER

"This was a pain. Next time, let Zelda cook." I sighed tiredly. It took forever to fill up all the bowls. We shoved them in the microwave and set the time.

"There's twenty seven bowls so…let's set the time for twenty seven minutes." Fox reasoned. He thinks he's the smart one. Everyone knows I'm the real smart one around here. We had to use all the force we had to try and close the door.

"Now all we have to do is wait."

20 MINIUTES LATER

LAURA'S POV

"So I told him…"If you wanna see a joke, look in the mirror." Man I smoked that guy, and I still do; every other day." We were just chatting about the most random things (we were board) when we smelled something coming from the kitchen. "It only took them…half an hour." We raced up the stairs and to our horror, we saw…thick clouds of black smoke covering the ceiling while Fox and Falco were frantically trying to put the blaze in the microwave out with a fire extinguisher. "Give me the BEEPING thing!" I grabbed the extinguisher and chucked it in the inferno. "RUN!" We all hit the dirt as the flames exploded into a thick gooey mess. White foam, cheddar cheese and blackened macaroni covered the kitchen. We crawled out of the mess. "Is everyone Ok?" Random replies of "yeah", "I guess" and "I got macaroni stuck up my nose" were heard.

"Let's all make a quick mental note while we're here…NEVER LET THOSE TWO COOK ANYTHING EVER AGAIN!" Ness yelled. "Cough, this smoke kills." We ran outside. It was of course raining; I was of course still wearing my PJ's and was freezing.

"Man it's cold out here." Link muttered.

"Way to state the obvious! It's the middle of January! Of course it's cold out!" I was really ticked off. "And now we have to stand out in the rain, freezing our BEEPS off, all because YOU TWO MORONS CAN'T READ THE INSTRUCTIONS ON A PACKET OF EASY MAC!"

"We read the instructions!" Falco protested.

"Did you put the right amount of water in them?"

"…"

"Don't tell me you never put ANY water in them!"

"…"

"YOU COMPLEATE AND TOTAL BARNICAL HEADS (I'm a goofy goober (spongebob squarepants fan) and proud)! HOW IN BEEPS NAME DID YOU THINK IT WAS GOING TO BOIL IF THERE'S NO WATER? MAYBE BY MAGIC, OR DUMB LUCK (which I live on btw), OR EVEN…"

"Enough. Arguing is useless." Mewtwo scolded "Someone's going to have to go in there and see if it's livable." No response. "Fine," A large blue shield formed around him "I'm going in."

30 MINUITES LATER

My fingers and toes felt like ice cubes, my lips were blue and I was starving to death. A figure came out of the mess, carrying a smaller figure. "Everything's covered in this stuff, it's impossible to move let alone live. By the way I found this in your room." He handed me a small, yet very fat grayish cat.

"SMOKEY!" I grabbed my sweet kitty and held her close. She looked miserable as the rest of us. "Thanks." I looked around at the now frozen Smashers assembled on my back porch. "We have to find somewhere else to stay while you two MORONS," I gave my famous death glare to Fox and Falco "clean up this mess."

"What! This could take forever to clean up!"

"Well then…better get started."

SOMEWHERE ALONG THE ROAD

"Why does this friend of yours live so far away?" Samus muttered.

"How on Earth do you manage to walk down here every other day?" Link asked.

"I get a ride. Don't worry bys, we're almost there." We approached the house. It was a yellowish one story house with a huge driveway and garage. At least twenty trees of different shapes and sizes littered the front yard. The back yard leads to a forest on the side of the highway. "How on Earth am I gonna explain THIS to her." I knocked on the door.

"Hel…HOLY BEEP!"

"Don't ask Ashely, please don't ask. We need a place to stay a while, mind if we…"

"Sure, sure, come right in, make yourselves at home." Everyone walked right in. Her parents and left on a business for a month, so it was ok. After everyone else was inside, me and Ashely talked.

"…I'll play match maker for you and Link if you give me five bucks." I whispered. She reached into her pocket and pulled out the cha-ching.

"Deal."

AFTER SUPPER

So far, everyone got used to the place. But the thing that scared the living BEEP out of me was that evil grin she gave me every once in a while. Her sister, Sam, still wasn't used to being roommates with video game characters. We ordered pizza and had a good time chatting. After Kirby finished off MY garlic fingers, we sat around the living room. "What movie do you guys want put on?" Ashely asked.

"Lord of the Rings!" Link and Young Link shouted, along with Marth and Roy shouting something in Japanese. Everyone moaned. Those movies are at least three hours long each, it would take 'till March to finish them all.

"Anyone disagree? No, okay, you to," She pointed to Fox and Falco "follow me." She led them in to the kitchen. "Since I heard of your 'experience' with microwaves, you can use THIS to make popcorn." Ashely pointed to an old fashion looking popcorn popper. "Just put one quarter of a cup of kernels in here, plug it in and wait. Then you can put it in THIS bowl, Ok."

"Gotcha!" The two replied.

"Well get to it, the movie's starting."

FOX'S POV

"At least this time we don't have to worry about water." I laughed as I poured in a cup of kernels.

"Didn't the kid's friend say to only put a quarter of a cup of kernels?"

"There's thirty people, I highly doubt just that's going to be enough."

"Whatever you say buddy, whatever you say."

10 MINUITES LATER

"Finaly, what was takin' 'um so long." The popcorn started popping, but a little more then we anticipated. The popper was overflowing!

"I told you not to put so much in…but no, no one listens to me."

"Shut up and help me!" I grabbed the huge popcorn bowl and put it under the handle of the popper. "No good, still too much, Falco, we need more bowls." He grabbed as many as he could.

"Is everything Ok in there?" The kid called.

"Yeah, sounds like trouble." Replied the kid's friend.

"We're fine, just getting the popcorn." I answered back. By the time we finished, we had 243 bowls filled to the brim with buttery popcorn. Kirby, Yoshi and the kid sure looked happy when we brought them all out.

SEVERAL HURLING FITS LATER

LAURA'S POV

God, my stomach killed. I knew I shouldn't have had those 3 bowls of popcorn, 24 glasses of orange pop and 32 slices of pizza. The place smelled like a dump and the bathrooms were twenty times worse. Everyone had puked at least six times before we slowly started to recover. "SLEEPING ARRANGMENTS!" Ashely called, and from the way her eyes shifted from me to a certain cat, I would soon find out way she gave me evil glances.

MEWTWO'S POV

This was completely ridiculous! I mean, the first time was bad enough, but now it's ten times worse! Why can't I at least get my own room? Now I have to share a bed with this annoying child who can't seem to stop herself from eating everything edible in sight (as demonstrated earlier on this evening). Oh sure, Link, his younger self and Zelda get their own rooms, but no, leave me here with this maniac. "Hey, let me have some, I'm frezzin'!" She moaned as she whipped the blanket from me.

"No fair." I snatched it right back.

"Mine!"

"Mine!"

"Mine!" This was going to be a long night.

Lily:I couldn't resist that last part. The part about the easy mac was based on a true story. I forgot to put the water in, burned a hole in my mom's good plastic bowl and had to stand out in the rain for a half and hour (same with the popcorn part, except I only made 15 bowls). I've recently come down with a severe case of writer's block, reviews help. Stay tuned in for the next chapter, "Kitty of Doom" staring Pikachu and the chapter after that, "Secret Admirer" staring ?. BYE! (P.S: if any readers think they have good ideas for this story (not ending/main plot, just chapter ideas), tell me in your reviews)