Lily:WAZZZZZAP! I'm in a real good mood. Wanna know why? I BEAT THE POKEMON LEAUGE IN LEAFGREEN!
Corry7:If your friend hadn't leaded you her charazard…
Lily:Stay out of it Corry, or no new weapons for a month.
Corry7:Yeah, alrighty then. Btw, didn't you have something to do?
Lily:Right, thanks for reminding me. Reply to reviews!
Zephyr Analea Mewtwo's Amore: I've heard of that site, maybe I'll try. About Mewtwo getting sleep…you wish.
Xiao-Darkcloud(ch3): YAY PEOPLE WHO RANDOMLY FLY AWAY!(ch2) I got W00t-ed! U ROK MY SOX! P.S:thanks for the info.
ShebytheDogDemoness: I understand; I spelled it wrong so it's hard to remember. P.S:what's that song's name? I wanna download it sometime (ENGLISH please).
Max Fuchs (ch2): I knew someone would say that (DIE EVIL TEACHERS!)(ch1)Omg thanks.
Lily:On with chapter 5!(warning:this chapter is the result of writers block.Be easy on critisisum)
Ch5: Kitty of Doom
LAURA'S POV
"Kindly explain to me again why we all have to go to yet another one of your friend's houses?" Link mumbled. The day had been a disaster. One of the smashers nearly died, we blew up Ashely's place and it was raining…again. Let me explain.
FLASHBACK
The week has been a pain. It was now February 7th. It was so…amazing having video game characters in your…or your friends house…that time passes a lot quicker. But there was still one problem, Smokey, my cat. She always tried to 'hunt' pikachu. It was a pain for all of us. Why you may ask? Because all you could hear is Smokey screeching, Pikachu yelling and someone (usually me) chasing both of them around the house calling "Here kitty kitty kitty. Don't hurt the nice mouse."
"LAURA GET A LOAD OF THIS!" Ashely screamed. I ran into the T.V room where the smashers (and me, Ashely and her sister) had gathered.
"Why are we watching the news? I wanna watch cartoons!"
"Shut up Ness!" The reporter appeared in front of a large blue house on the corner of a cul-de-sac.
"Hey isn't that…MY HOUSE!"
"Good afternoon. Video game characters, fact or fiction? In the town of GrandFalls-Windsor there have been numerous sightings of creatures that resemble some of Nintendo's more famous creations. Samus Aran of Metroid, Ness of Earthbound and of course Caption Falcon of F-Zero are just three of the eighteen characters sighted. Most of them seen around this very piece of property behind me. We couldn't get an interview with the owners of the estate, but we are sure, even as we speak Nintendo fanatics from around the world are flocking to Newfoundland just to catch a glimpse of these figures. This could up tourism by nineteen percent over last year. More on the story as it develops. This is Scarlet Garcia for NTV news (Sonic X fans: sound familiar?)."
"So much for secrecy." Falcon muttered.
"If YOU hadn't taken that truck for a joy ride we wouldn't have been found out!" Samus hollered.
"She does have a point." Mario added.
"Knock it off guys," I said "besides…where's…"
"Not again." At that very moment, pikachu flashed across the room with Smokey right on his tail.
"I'll get 'er."
5 MINUTES LATER
"Here kitty, here girl. Come on, who wants catnip? Don't be shy. Please stop chasing around the nice mouse. He's not very edible. Come here Smokey, please…"
"WILL YOU KINDLY SHUT THE BLOODY HECK UP!" Mewtwo hollered. "IF THAT STUPID CAT WON'T TAKE A HIT, THEN I'LL GIVE IT A HINT!" A shadow ball formed in his hand.
"Are you insane?" Ness called.
"Get the BEEP out of the way!" Ashely yelled. We dove out of the way just in time. The shadow ball was released. It slammed into the wall, causing the roof to cave in.
"Brace yourselves!"
"And I should know about it (inside joke)."
"Not the time Ashely…DUCK!"
A MINUTE LATER
"Is everyone Ok?" I called from the rubble. Replies of 'ya', 'I think so' and 'my head hurts' were heard.
"WHY THE BEEPING BEEP DID YOU BLOW UP MY BEEPINGHOUSE?" Ashely swore at Mewtwo. She continued to swear until Peach made her stop.
"It's not very lady-like to curse."
"If you haven't noticed, she ain't no lady." I added. "Just great, we have to move again."
"I'll see if I can do something to help." Falco said hopefully.
30 MINUTES LATER
"After many minutes of discussion, I have decided…that you all should all GET THE BEEP OUT OF HERE BEFORE I BEEPINGCALL THE BEEPNIGCOPS!" This was a real pain in the butt.
"Great job Falco." Samus sighed.
"Where else are we gonna stay?" Young Link questioned "We can't very well go across the road and ask to stay."
"He does have a point."
"Will you butt out Mario!"
"Bys, I got an idea. 'Two, teleport us back to my place."
"Why?"
"Cause…please."
"Oh alright."
END FLASHBACK
"…and that's why we need to stay at your place…just until Falco and Fox clean up my house. Please Alecia, I beg of you please you gotta let us stay please…" This had to be more embarrassing then the time in 4th grade when some guy put sweet and sour sauce on my chair and I never noticed until I got up and left the room. Thank God Alecia lives close to my house and that her parents we gone on a trip to Victoria, B.C. Why was it that everyone's parents were gone on a trip to who knows where?
"Ok Ok, but just till then."
"Thank you."
"But be warned, Steffen's home." Steffen was Alecia's older brother. He wasn't all that bad, at least when he was alone. If he had friends up, we were doomed. He was an average height 10th grader with short dark-brown hair. He wore glasses and found a hobby out of torturing Alecia 24/7.
"No problemo, he tries to mess with us, he'll get a taste of cold steel, right?"
"Right, who ever this guy is." Link responded "Come on, let's head in." While the others went inside, me and Alecia chatted outside for a bit.
"…I'll play match maker for you and Link if you give me five bucks."
"NO WAY."
"How about Young Link?"
"Once again…NO WAY!"
LATE THAT NIGHT
It had been a long, hard day. The night was worse. It was almost 2AM and I never got a wink of sleep. Between Falcon's snoring, Peach humming the Super Mario World song and Smokey STILL chasing Pikachu (which everyone else slept through somehow), it was impossible for anyone to get any sleep. The only good part about today was that Ashely had to move to Springdale until her house was repaired. Most of the smashers slept in the downstairs living room. That meant you ether had to sleep on a couch with half a dozen other 'people' or sleep on the floor. I just had topick the couch. "How come you're sleeping so soundly?" Mewtwo woke up at my words. He was floating in a corner of the room with a blue shield covering him.
"Because this orb is near sound proof."
"…do me a favor…please?"
"No."
"Please?" I put on my best Puss-in-Boots face.
"Fine." With a wave of his hands, an orb identical to his formed around me.
"Cool, thanks Mewtwo."
"Just go to sleep and leave me alone." At that moment, two out of four noise makers came racing down the stairs.
"Do me another favor?"
"This will be a favor to us all." He waved his hands again and Pikachu and Smokey vanished.
"Where'd ya send 'um to?"
"Guess."
LAURA'S HOUSE
FALCO'S POV
"GET THIS CRAZY CAT OF ME!" Fox yelled.
"Shut up, it's only 2AM." Just then, the little mouse dude jumped on me. "What's wrong little buddy?"
"Pika pi!" Pikachu shouted, pointing behind me.
"What did he say?" I looked behind me. The cat, teeth bared, jumped at me. "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! GET THIS THING OF MY FACE! HELP ME MOMMY! GET THIS CREATURE SENT FROM BEEP OFF MY FACE!"
"Do you think we should call a doctor?"
"Just HELP ME!"
Lily:Sorry if that chapter sucked, apparently it's Writer's Block season in Newfoundland. Thanks to all 12 reviewers. The next 2 chapters should run more smoothly. Stay tuned for the next chapter "Secret Admirer" staring ? and the chapter after that "Aren't Band Classes Bad Enough" staring Jigglypuff. Please check out my other story, "Story of a Girl" for all you Sonic fans out there. BYE
