KawaiiGameFreak: Thank you my adoring fans, for your nice reviews, which I will reply to now.

Master Disaster: I don't blame you. In fact, the night after I posted ch.1 I could have sworn my pikachu plushie winked at me.

Max Fuchs: Thanks, but I think Mario was calling a lot of fouls that I never saw. (I DID NOT TRIP HIM! Lol)

Harpy Link234: Yes he really is quite mean. Thanks for the idea about the shopping spree and the DVD player thing. PS: Is your duck like the one from "The Pacifier" who bites black guys' ears? PSS: My life's not THAT funny, I just stretch the truth for the sake of the story.

Zephyr Analea Mewtwo's Amore: Thanks, I'm gonna need it. Between you and me, I think he let me win. (Mewtwo: HEY!)

KGF: A special thanks to HL234 for breaking me out of a temporary case of writer's block. This chapter's going to be extra long cuz it includes a road trip and a trip to the mall. Enjoy!

Ch.10: A Trip to Forget

LAURA'S POV

Another day, another news crew trying to break in to video tape everything that moves. The heat drove most of them away, but not enough if you ask me. Temperatures were in the high 30s (Celsius) and everyone who didn't want heat stroke was either in the pool or downstairs stuffing themselves with popsicles and chugging half frozen flavored water. Just when I thought I was going to pass out, the phone rang. "I got it, I got it! Hello? Oh, hi dad, how's Japan? You won a local golf tournament? No, none of my friends are over."

"Says who?" Fox retorted, "You mean to say your parents STILL don't know about us."

"Ya, Fox is right, kid." Falco said, "Especially after they aired that footage."

"What footage?" They both chuckled.

"You'll see."

"Whatever. No! There's nobody here, I'm watching Who Wants to be a Millionaire? It's A you idiot! A! You were saying? You what? You hit a dolphin? Too bad, it must have jutted out of no where…and a camel…two woodpeckers! How on Earth could you hit a dolphin, a camel and two woodpeckers and still win?" I noticed Fox and Falco looking at me weird. "What are you looking at? No, that was the TV…SAVE YOUR LIFE LINES FOR THE MILLION DOLLAR QUESTION! Sorry, see ya…bye." That was close, if dad found out about these guys…well let's just say that if he did, these guys are going to need more then blasters to survive. All of a sudden, Peach came racing down the stairs waving a piece of paper wildly in the air.

"Guess what, guess what?"

"I'll bite, what?"

"I just won a million dollars!"

"Let me see that." I snatched the piece of paper from Peach's hand. It was a check. "Blah blah blah, Miss Peach Toadstool, blah blah blah, grand prize winner, blah blah blah…ONE MILLION CANADIAN DOLLARS! Bo-ya! You know what this means?"

"You'll shut up?"

"No…SHOPPING SPREE!" As if on cue, everyone came in from outside.

"What's going on here?"

"Peachjustwonamilliondollarsandwe'regoingtogoonashoppingspreeand…"

"Since when were you into shopping?"

"It's not that. You see, since the stores here are far too limited, the nearest mall would be in St. John's, and since that's about 4-5 hours away from our current position, we would have to…'

"ROAD TRIP!"

"Exactly, now first we have to…"

"Can't we just teleport there?" Zelda asked.

"That would take all the fun out of it, and before you ask, no, Falcon won't be driving."

"In that case I'm in." Everyone in the room agreed, except for one.

"I'm not."

"Why not MT?"

"I have much more important things to do then get stuck in a car with these maniacs."

"Like what?"

"…NOTHING OF YOUR CONCERN!"

"…fine, as long as it doesn't involve touching my stuff, more Coke and Timbits for us. Now, first order of business, renting a bus."

"Why do we need to rent a bus?"

"Because, Nana, would you rather: a bus, or cramming into the family mini van that only seats 7?" I think the question spoke for itself. We rented the best DRL bus in the lot and started packing. I didn't bring much, just my DS, a few games, the DVD I got with the new issue of Nintendo Power, my CD player, some burnt CDs, my Gamecube because the bus had a TV you could plug stuff like that into, Finding Nemo and of course Super Smash Brothers: Melee. Everyone was onboard and waiting to go. "Ok guys, before we head off, we need to stop into Tim Horton's to pick up some food, anyone want doughnuts or just Timbits?" I got the orders and we drove to Tim Horton's and placed our order at the drive-threw.

"I'd like 200 Timbits boxes, 5 apple fritters, 3 coffees with cream and sugar, 19 double chocolate doughnuts and 10 vanilla strawberry doughnuts…oh, and 7 bottles of apple juice."

"…"

"HELLO!"

"…sorry 'bout that. Right away miss. You hear that order Bryan?"

"Ya, sounds like this lady's gotta feed a starving country." Everyone behind us was whispering about Zelda's order. It took a half an hour to get our food and it took 10 guys to carry it to the bus. "Hey aren't you that person from that game my son plays?"

"STEP ON IT ZELDA, BEFORE THE CAMERAS COME!" With that, the bus roared out of the parking lot and onto to the road.

20 MINUTES LATER

Half the guys were asleep or eating as we sped down the empty highway. "Hey, why don't ya put on that DVD you brought?" Link asked.

"Which one?"

"The one you got from that magazine."

"Kay." The TV was in the middle of the bus along with Nana and Popo watching Finding Nemo. "Guy's I'm gonna need the TV for just a quick sec, kay?"

"It was just getting to the jellyfish part." Nana moaned as she took out the DVD and put it in its case while I put in my NP DVD.

"Hey look, Link's on TV." Samus muttered, not wanting to be woken up.

"Which game preview do ya want to see first?"

"Twilight Princess!" YL called from the front of the bus.

"No problem." I highlighted the choice and pressed enter. Everyone liked it, right up until one part. It was at the part where we see Link entering the Twilight Realm. Even the people who were asleep woke up to see it.

"Hey what's wrong with Link?"

"What he turning into?"

"HOLY BEEP!" Falcon exclaimed, "LINK'S A WEREWOLF!" Everyone slowly backed away from Link.

"Hey Link! Change into a wolf."

"I can't unless I'm in the Twilight Realm. What so weird about changing forms anyway? What about Zelda?"

"At least I'm still human in my second form."

"No your not! You're a Sheikah in your second form!"

"Well it's a lot closer to human then you!"

"Is not!"

"Is to!"

"Is not!"

"Is to!"

20 MINUTES LATER

We watched a bunch more game clips and Nana and Popo watched the rest of Finding Nemo. Most of the smashers were asleep while me, Ness, YL, Nana and Popo were in the back.

"Anyone got any good ideas? I'm board." Ness muttered.

"I got an idea, listen up…" They huddled in and listened.

"Awsome, that'll drive 'um up the wall."

"On the count of 3. Ready? 1…2…3!"

"I'M A CUCUMER, I'M A CUCUMBER, I'M A CUCUMBER, I'M A CUCUMBER, I'M A CUCUMBER, I'M A CUCUMBER, PLEASE DON'T PUT ME ON A PICKLE FARM! I'M A CUCUMER, I'M A CUCUMBER, I'M A CUCUMBER, I'M A CUCUMBER, I'M A CUCUMBER, I'M A CUCUMBER, PLEASE DON'T PUT ME ON A PICKLE FARM! I'M A CUCUMER, I'M A CUCUMBER, I'M A CUCUMBER, I'M A CUCUMBER, I'M A CUCUMBER, I'M A CUCUMBER, PLEASE DON'T PUT ME ON A PICKLE FARM! I'M A CUCUMBER, I'M A…"

"SHUT UP BACK THERE!" Zelda shrieked as she slammed on the brakes and walked to the back of the bus. "If you don't stop singing that song, I'll throw you off the bus!" She calmly walked back to the wheel and continued driving.

"…THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS; IT JUST GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS; SOME PEOPLE STARTED SINGING IT NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS; AND THEY'LL CONTINUE SINGING IT FOREVER JUST BECAUSE THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS…" Zelda slammed on the brakes again and walked to the back of the bus.

"I thought I told you to stop singing."

"You did." YL responded, "You told us to stop singing the cucumber song."

"Will you guys stop singing please and thank you?" She continued driving. Me and Nana looked at each other.

"…I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODYS NERVES, EVERYBODYS NERVES, EVERYBODYS NERVES; I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODYS NERVES AND THIS IS HOW IT GOES! I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODYS NERVES, EVERYBODYS NERVES, EVERYBODYS NERVES; I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODYS NERVES AND THIS IS HOW IT GOES! I KNOW A SONG THAT…" Once again, Zelda stopped the bus and marched to the back.

"I thought I told you to shut up."

"You did." Nana retorted, "You said "Will you guys stop singing"; you never said anything about girls." Zelda looked just about ready to tear her hair out.

"Well, now both of you stop sing those annoying songs and let me drive!" She once again continued driving.

"…100 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL…"

"THAT'S IT!" She stopped the bus and marched to the back. "I gave you plenty of warnings; I gave you as many chances as I could; now…you're mince meat…"

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At the end of the whole affair, we were gagged with duct tape and stuck in the back of the bus. "Finally, peace and quiet." She continued driving. Since she never bothered to tie up our hands, we simply took the gags out of our mouths and went on as normal.

"100 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL, 100 BOTTLES OF BEER; YOU TAKE ONE DOWN AND PASS IT AROUND, 99 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL! 99 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL, 99 BOTTLES OF BEER…"

"Why do I even bother?"

20 MINUTES LATER

"1 BOTTLE OF BEER ON THE WALL, 1 BOTTLE OF BEER; YOU TAKE ONE DOWN…"

"Finally!" Everyone cried. Even the guys in the back of the bus had stopped singing and were starting to get annoyed.

"…AND GET A NEW SHIPMENT…100 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL! 100 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL…"

"ARRRRRRRRRG!"

"Hey look everyone! A gas station's up a head!" Falcon called peering out the window. I stopped singing as the bus rolled to a stop in front of the station.

"Does anyone want to get some more drinks and chips?" With that, half the guys rushed off the bus. "Don't touch my stuff!" I said as I walked off the bus. For some reason, I thought this would turn into utter chaos.

"OMFG! It's Roy!" Just as I thought, it was 'Attack of the Fangirls 2'. "I GOT HIS ARMOR!"

"I GOT HIS SWORD!"

"I GOT HIS BOXERS!"

"I got the message," Mario said, "RUN!" Marth dragged Roy back onto the bus (after they got his boxers back from the rabid fangirls) and we sped off faster then you could say 'kawaii'.

"But I left a bag of Doritos in there!" Luigi cried, "I WANT MY DORITOS!"

3 AND ½ HOURS LATER

ZELDA'S POV

So far, this road trip has been a disaster. First the kids wouldn't shut up, then Roy comes on the bus in nothing but his boxers, then Luigi cries for 3 hours about a bag of chips, then Laura get car sick (well she deserved it after she ate most of the Timbits), then we hit a moose and fell into a ditch and had to call a tow and now the snoring is driving me crazy! Well, at least it's quieter then it was earlier. I briefly turned around. "Hehehe, this just screams black mail." I put the bus on cruise control, took out my camera and started shooting. "Excellent, this will be sweet payback for those annoying songs."

AN HOUR AND A HALF LATER

LAURA'S POV

"Wake up everyone! We're here!" Zelda called, sounding unusually cheery. The bus groaned awake as we pulled into the parking lot of somewhere.

"Where are we?"

"This is where you suggested we stay, right?" I looked out the window. There was a line of 10 joined up1 story cabins to the right of us and a lake to the left of us. The cabins all looked the same; white with blue roofs with the numbers 1 to 10 by the door.

"Perfect," I checked my watch, "and it's only 10:00." I stood up at the front of the bus. "Ladies and gents, welcome to Corkwood Cabins! We'll be staying here overnight; every cabin has two bedrooms, a TV and the normal conveniences. Two people will share a cabin and…"

"There's a bit of a problem with your plan." Peach piped up, "there's twenty-ONE of us."

"Well in that case, three people are gonna have to share a cabin. You can pick who you stay with and…" Without warning, the crowd shoved passed me and into the cabins. The arrangements were as follows: Falco/Fox, Link/Zelda, Mario/Luigi, Pikachu/Pichu, Jigglypuff/Kirby, Marth/Roy, Nana/Popo, Me/Young Link (who saw that coming?), Samus/Yoshi (you thought she'd be with Falcon, didn't you?)and Falcon/Ness.

"NO FAIR!" Peach hollered, "WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE LEFT OUT?"

"You aren't left out," I said sympathetically, "you get to stay with Ness and Falcon."

"NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"Our…you could stay on the bus. Take your pick." I think that question spoke for itself. Peach stayed on the bus while the rest of us went to our rooms. The rooms were pretty basic, a combined kitchen/living room with 2 bedrooms and a bathroom. The bedrooms each had a queen size bed, a side table with a lamp, a closet and were painted a pale yellow. It was about 11:00 before everyone got to bed for two reasons; Ness playing nicky-nicky 9 doors and Zelda yelling at Ness for playing nicky-nicky 9 doors. I was board, it was late and I couldn't sleep, so I decided to have some fun. I snuck into YL's room and looked for his tunic. "Found it." I reached into one pocket and pulled out the Wind Waker. It was basically a sliver conductor's baton, with powers. It could change night into day, make the winds turn direction and a lot more, like control peoples bodies. I was about to sneak out when the light turned on. I turned around. YL was wearing a blue pj shirt with a white scorpion on the back (like at the start of Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker). "Hehe…I can explain."

LATER ON

"Tell me why you want to borrow the Wind Waker again?"

"You hate Mewtwo right?"

"Right."

"You want revenge for the arrow incident right?"

"Right."

"So this is perfect, we use the Command Melody and make him do stupid stuff, what could be wrong with that?"

"…what kind of stuff?"

"…um…just…really stupid stuff."

"…go on…"

"…that's it. Besides, I've played Wind Waker before so I know all the songs of by heart." Well…almost all the songs, but I'm not telling him that.

"It's not as easy as moving the C-stick."

"Just watch me." I got out the Wind Waker and attempted to play Command Melody. Well…what I thought was Command Melody. Suddenly, a huge twister appeared and picked up the cabin and spun it in the air. The funniest thing was that since the cabins were joined, a part of Mario/Luigi's cabin and Marth/Roy's cabin went flying into the air.

"MA-MA-MEIA!" Mario yelled. Marth and Roy were yelling random Japanese (most likely swear words), Luigi was crying for his Doritos and YL was yelling something along the lines of…

"THAT'S THE WRONG SONG YOU DINGBAT!"

"WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?"

"…" Everybody else was awakened by the noise outside. By the time the cabin landed, it was toppled on its side, the door had blown off and we were covered in grass. My hair looked like it had gotten in a fight with a weed whacker and a leaf blower and lost.

"What in Din's name just happened?" Link asked.

"Four words; Ballad of the Gales." YL turned to me, and he looked rather ticked off.

"I thought you said you knew that song."

"I get those songs mixed up sometimes. Besides, what else could go wrong?" All of a sudden, it started to rain. Everyone ran inside and left us in the cold.

"You just had to say that didn't you?"

"I didn't have to…I wanted to." I expected him to freak, but instead, he just smiled and laughed. For some reason, I couldn't help but smile and laugh myself. "You know we look like complete idiots."

"…" For some bizarre reason, we both broke out in hysterical laughter, and I still never got what was funny.

THE NEXT MORNING

Because of the incident last night, me and YL had to bunk with Peach on the bus. After we got dressed, everyone headed on the bus. "Ok, now before we leave, everyone has to leave their weapons at the cabins because we don't want them falling into the wrong hands. That would be a disaster."

"Just like last night!" Ness piped up. The whole bus burst out laughing.

"Ya ya, very funny. Now the first order of business is to get you guys some normal looking clothes, so we've divided Peach's prize money between everyone."

"What about the normal clothes we wore to that dance?" Nana chimed.

"I told you before; we had to give them back before the police came. Now here's the plan, we met at the food court at 12:00 for lunch, have supper at 5:00 and head back home at 5:30. Got that?" After we all agreed, we drove to the Avalon Mall.

"Everyone, try not to attract too much attention to yourselves and…" Too late. Falcon was already signing autographs. "FALCON!"

"What? Just tryin' to please the ladies."

"Never mind, let's go!" Everyone flew off to the different stores. I grabbed YL by the arm and dragged him off.

"Where are you taking me?"

"Don't worry, I just need you to help me out a bit."

ELECTRONICS DEPARTMENT

YL'S POV

"And I want that laptop, and that sub woofer, and that…" She's driving me crazy! Why can't she be like other girls and buy clothes? At least clothes are lighter then this stuff. If you haven't guessed already, she's making me carry all this heavy equipment. By the time we got in the line for the checkout, the stack of junk was a good 30 tons. "Oh, and this iPod." She put the iPod on top of the stack. That was just more then I could take. The tower of junk collapsed on me.

"Need…medic…"

"Is he going to me ok?" A random person in line asked.

"Don't worry; he does this stuff all the time…right YL?" Did she really expect a response? "…do you take debit?"

LADIES DEPARTMENT

PEACH'S POV

"And this shirt, and these jeans, and this cute little skirt, and…"

"Peach, you're embarrassing me." Zelda muttered.

"Not mention making a complete idiot of yourself." Samus grumbled.

"We'll I can't help it. This store is the bestest." Then I saw it. The cutest dress ever and it was my favorite color to, PINK! I saw Zelda, looking at the exact same dress. We glared at each other for a while. Suddenly, Zelda made a break for the dress. I tripped her up and ran. I was almost to it when she grabbed the back of my dress. Zelda grabbed the dress and ran for the counter. Luckily, I had my turnip on me, so I chucked it at her head, grabbed the dress and ran for the counter.

"Um…miss…" The women at the cash muttered, "we have more of those in the back." Zelda fainted, Samus burst out laughing and I turned rose red. Zelda and I both bought the same dress and walked out.

"Promise never to fight again, kay?"

"Sure Peach." As we walked by another store, we saw it. The cutest tank top on this planet was right in plain sight. We looked at each other.

"MINE!"

"Those two are hopeless."

SPORTING GOODS

NESS' POV

"Man, this place is huge!" The store had isles and isles of sports stuff as far as the eye could see. "Now where could Link be?" I'd looked everywhere from baseball to tennis, still no sign of him. Suddenly I saw a crowd of people gathered around something. I walked over…only to find Link, but he didn't look like Link. He was wearing a football helmet, golf shoes, shoulder pads, a baseball jersey and a catcher's mitt. He was holding a hockey stick, balancing a ski pole on his nose and had a bottle of PowerAde between his teeth. On top of that, he was standing on a huge beach ball! "Link! What are you doing?"

"Dudeyouhavegottotrythisstuff. Itgivesyousomuchenergy. Itmakeyougoallsuperandspazzy!" He did a spin on the ball and threw the ski pole over into a pile of other ski poles. Everyone clapped and cheered.

"Come on, we have to met the others for lunch." I kicked the beach ball and sent Link flying into a pile of badminton rackets.

"ButdudeIreallywantmyPowerAde!" His head was through a racket as well as his right foot.

"You can have some more PowerAde, just follow me." I grabbed a bottle of PowerAde off a nearby shelf and walked along, with Link following me like a stray puppy.

FOOD COURT

12:00

LAURA'S POV

"DQ!"

"SUBWAY!"

"DQ!"

"SUBWAY!"

"DQ TIMES INFINITY!"

"SUBWAY TIMES INFINITY AND BEYOND!" If you haven't guessed by now, me and Samus are arguing over where to have lunch which attracted the attention of a lot of people.

"DQ TIMES INFINITY AND BEYOND PLUS 1!" I yelled.

"SUBWAY TIMES INFINITY AND BEYOND PLUS INFINITY!" Samus countered.

"…DQ TIMES INFINITY AND BEYOND PLUS INFINITY TIMES A GOOGOLPLEX!"

"…What the heck's a googolplex?"

"It's a really big number with 100 zeros."

"…BEEP."

"Yay! DQ it is!" Just as we were walking over to DQ (short for Dairy Queen), Link and Ness walked over. Link was wearing some random sports equipment and had badminton rackets through his head and his right foot. "…"

"Don't ask."

HIGHWAY TO GRANDFALLS

10:30PM

Well that was the best trip I've ever been on! Ok, there were some problems, like Zelda blackmailing everyone with embarrassing pictures of us on the bus, Yoshi, Pikachu, Pichu and Jigglypuff nearly destroying our rooms while we were gone, Peach and Zelda almost killing each other over a tank top, Mario and Luigi getting stuck in the fitting room doors, Link getting high off PowerAde, Samus lost her voice, Nana and Popo got lost in the toy department, YL needed a medic, Roy got attacked by fangirls, Marth got attacked by mall security, Ness got attacked by Link after he wouldn't give him anymore PowerAde, Falco and Fox sung Karaoke and had tomatoes thrown at them and Falcon won a Karaoke contest only because all of the judges were Falcon fangirls. Not to mention I found out that the Smashers are NEVER going anywhere near a mall again. We parked the DRL bus in the driveway, only to find what might have been chaos a few hours ago. Mewtwo was on the ground, looking like he was K.O'ed, stuffed in a burlap sack with a sock in his mouth, and Ashely was sitting on the porch looking happy as a lark. "I'm not even going to ask." Mewtwo spit out the sock.

"I'll tell you anyway." Mewtwo muttered weakly.

FLASHBACK

MEWTWO'S POV

"Finally! It took forever to record, know I just have to save the file…" I was working on a 'personal project' which required a lot of knowledge of computers, which I do not have. As I was about to save, a window popped up "What the…incorrect file name? Let's try this again." I typed in a different name. The same window popped up. "Incorrect file name? Once more." I typed it again. "INCORRECT FILE NAME! BEEP THIS STUPID CONTRAPTION!" I slammed my fist on the table with rage. I looked where my fist was. It looked like a video game case. "Wind Waker? What the heck is a Wind Waker?" Then, I saw a note by the now crushed case.

"Return to Ashely before Sunday/7:30/05." I checked the digital clock on the screen.

"7:29, Sunday, July 10, 2005." Suddenly the doorbell rang.

"I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE! I WANT MY GAME BACK!" This was not good. I rushed to the nearest cupboard, grabbed a tape dispenser, and attempted to fix the crushed mess. I opened the door. "Oh…where's…"

"They are gone on vacation. Here is your game back." I handed it to her.

"Thanks." She opened it and found the disc. It looked gold with a picture of some sort of boat on it. I could hardly tell do to the fact that it was in about 52 pieces. She didn't look too happy. "You…broke…my…game…"

"I did not mean to."

"You broke my game…"

"I am so sorry."

"YOU SHALL BURN IN BEEP!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" I ran as fast as I could to avoid the heck child. She somehow caught up to me, bound and gagged me, then knocked me out cold.

END FLASHBACK

LAURA'S POV

"…" Well that was different. He did deserve it; after all, everyone has to learn…if you mess with Ashely, she will kill you.

KawaiiGameFreak: Sorry the chapter was so long. And about the joke at the start of the chapter: Camel/sand trap, woodpecker/tree and dolphin/water. It's a golf joke my dad and his friends use. No, I won't tell you what that footage is, but if you guess what it is I'll put it in a chapter. Also the Cucumber Song belongs to M2 the Mewtwo Guru. Enjoy the next chapter, coming soon to a computer near you! PS: To my not-so-almighty co-writer Ashely, I WILL return that game…eventually.