KawaiiGameFreak: Thanks for the reviews everyone, especially…

Max Fuchs: Trust me; trying to hide the Smashers in Grandfalls is like trying to hide me at school (I'm kinda noticed for the wrong reasons).

Harpy Link234: If ya wanna know, I'll give ya a hint; picture Falcon, lying across the bus seat, snoring away with a bit of drool for effect and a Timbit hanging off the end of his nose. As for the pool party idea, I'll mention it. (P.S: I got the idea for Link getting high off PowerAde from an episode of 6Teen)(P.S.S: As for 'that footage' I may show it much later)

Zephyr Analea Mewtwo's Amore: Now that you mention it, going on a road trip requires to much time and aspirin (just like getting the 'poor kitten' on SSBM)(P.S:If ya wanna find out exactly what the 'personal project' was, you're gonna have to wait a bit)

MikoWonder17: My parents think these are a waste of time, but since when do I listen to them? (P.S: I know what you mean; whenever I wake up earlier then 6 I hear the shower running (ch1 reference))

KawaiiGameFreak: A special thank you to my not-so-almighty co writer Ashley for sending me her ideas for this chapter and chapters 3 and 4(who's complaining? Private joke). Enjoy!

Ch:11: Expect Heavy Insanity

LAURA'S POV

Well the last trip was a bit of a fiasco, but we got some normal clothes and the Smashers started to blend in, well about as much as creatures from another dimension could. After we'd gotten the 'pay for the game MT smashed' fiasco over with, the guys bought a HUGE pool! It was about 2 meters (or 6 feet) deep and was 18 feet around. Next Saturday, we had a small pool party (if by small you mean all the kids in the neighborhood). All the smashers were outside either in the pool or lounging on the back deck. Zelda had the juiciest ribs that you could imagine cooking on the barbeque. I was in the pool, wearing my usual blue one-piece swimsuit with a pair of jean shorts. "Hey peoples!" I yelled from the top of the stairs leading into the pool, "Who dares me to belly flop?" Everyone ran out of the pool.

"You're gonna kill yourself!" Alecia yelled from the deck.

"Since when has that stopped me?"

"…good point."

"3…2…1…COWABUNGGA!" SPLAT! As soon as I hit the water, a tidal wave rose out of the pool and drowned everyone on deck. The pool was half empty afterwards. "Ow…THAT WAS SO COOL!"

"Woh, she's alive…you owe me 11 bucks."(If Robyn Wheeler is reading this…YOU OWE ME 11 BUCKS!) YL said.

"No fair…" Popo grumbled as he handed YL 11 bucks. That guy was always losing money. I mean…he lost 200 rupees after the b-ball game (which I constantly bug MT about), he just lost 11 bucks and by the end of the year he's gonna lose about…a whole lot of money.

"RIBS ARE READY!" Zelda called. I never really liked ribs, so I just stuffed my face with chicken burgers and fries. After everyone finished lunch, we played shark (I was almost always the shark), Marco-polo (same as shark), water basketball, had a water gun fight and a water balloon fight. It was about 5:00 and we were getting ready to leave.

"And go where exactly?" Ness questioned.

"Thomas Amusements of course."

"And what's Thomas Amusements?"

"It's a traveling midway that visits Grandfalls every year during Salmon Festival week."

"And…"

"The Salmon Festival is a concert before you ask. As I was saying, Thomas Amusements has the coolest rides and the newest is the Starship 2000."

"Dare I ask what that is?" Falco muttered.

"Ok, you go in this huge circular room with a bunch of platforms on the wall. You lean back perfectly straight on those platforms until the ride starts. Then the door closes and you start spinning really fast but it doesn't look like your spinning. You keep spinning until you face goes like this." I pulled my cheeks back to demonstrate. "And if you try to turn your head you get super motion sick. Then the platforms go up and you feel like you're weightless and when it stops you're legs don't work right and you feel really air sick…IT'S THE COOLEST RIDE EVER!" Everyone looked at me like I was stomping around, wearing a hoop skirt, clown shoes, a sombrero in a goofy fashion, waving a flashlight back and forth, eating cubed cheese and screeching like a chimpanzee. "…"

5 AND A HALF HOURS LATER

"Remind me why we went there?" Peach groaned. Her face was green as well as everyone else's. I was the only one with a normal looking face and who hadn't puked yet. My 'normal' friends went to, but they left after 3 hours.

"I still can't believe you went on EVERY ride in the park…TWICE!" Samus moaned.

"Actually I went on the Scrambler 3 times."

"Don't mention the Scrambler, ever." YL stuttered. If you want to know what happened, let's just say it'll take a bit to get the stains/smell out of my jeans. "Or the Tilt-a-Whirl, or the Fireball, or the Hurricane, or the Tornado, or Starship 2000, or…" The list went on and on.

"It's not my fault; you guys shouldn't have eaten all that cotton candy and popcorn."

"How were we supposed to know that if we ate a lot before we went on rides we'd hurl?" Falco questioned. Everybody gave him the 'you dumbass' look. We went inside and found MT, Pikachu, Pichu, Jigglypuff, Yoshi and Kirby watching TV.

"Have fun?" MT teased.

"You don't know how lucky you were." Ness muttered. We flicked through the channels until we came to the weather channel. "Hey! I was watching Dragon Ball!"

"Good evening," The weather man said, "in the Grandfalls-Windsor area, expect heavy snowfall up to 200 centimeters overnight. Temperatures will be anywhere from minus 15 to minus 20 degrees. For the rest of the island, sunny skies and a high of 30." The room fell silent.

"HAHAHAHAHA!"

"Ya here that? 200 centimeters of snow, OVERNIGHT!"

"The Weather Network must have switched the weather report for here with one for Alaska!"

"Snow…in July, YA RIGHT!"

"Don't be so sure." Everyone stopped laughing. "This is Newfoundland; the weather is more screwed up here then anywhere else in the world. Besides, we DID have a freak snow storm in June a couple years ago so there IS a possibility of it happening again."

"Sure there is…" Fox chuckled sarcastically, "and I'm Andross' mom."

"YOU'RE ANDROSS' MOM?" Falco exclaimed. Everybody once again gave him the 'you dumbass' look.

"We better be heading out." Mario piped up.

"Going where?"

"To the hotel we booked."

"Why on Earth would you book a hotel?"

"Because some news crews what to interview us over the next couple of days. By the way, you, Marth and Roy will be staying here."

"AND WHY IS THAT?"

"Because they can't speak English and the crew at NTV is too scared of you, especially after you kicked that one guy in the…"

"If Marth and Roy are staying here because they can't speak English, what about them?" I pointed to Pikachu, Pichu and Jigglypuff.

"The psychotic kid whose house we blew up will be translating for them."

"Well what about Kirby and Yoshi?"

"I can speak fluent Yoshi-ese and Peach can translate for Kirby."

"Well…I heard that some news crews from Quebec are gonna show up, who here can speak fluent French?"

"I can," Fox exclaimed, "Je lave avec beurre derache."(yes I know I spelled that wrong)

YL'S POV

Suddenly, Laura burst out laughing, rolling around on the floor like a nutcase. "What's so funny?"

"Do…haha…you even…know what…he said?" She sputtered between giggles. We shook our heads. "Well…from what I know…he just said… 'I wash with…peanut butter'!" Everyone cracked up laughing. Fox just stood there, blushing a dark shade of red.

"Ehehe…wellifyouexcusemeIhavetogowatermyunderwearBYE!" Fox sped off faster then you could say 'WTF'.

"Why am I sensing déjà vu?"

THE NEXT MORNING

Man, what a night. All I could hear was Marth snoring and something pounding on the windows. I groaned awake and looked out my bedroom window, only I couldn't. Wanna know why? THERE WAS SNOW UP TO THE ROOF! "Holy BEEP!" I thought, "…well basketball's canceled." I walked into the kitchen and turned on the TV.

"Good morning Grandfalls!" The weather man said, "It's 6:30 AM and as you can tell, many of you are now stuck in your homes and/or offices because of this freak snow storm. Citizens are advised to…" Then the screen was just like outside, covered with snow.

"WHAT? Citizens are advised to WHAT? AARRRGGGG!" Then the screen turned black. No snow, just black. "Darn, the power's out…oh well…thank God for gameboys." I pulled my gameboy off the counter and started playing. After about 2 minutes, the batteries died. "NNNNNOOOO! Wait…I still have my DS (that my parents sent me), and I can play gameboy games on that." I ran back to my room and got my DS…and found that the batteries were dead. "No problem, I'll just plug it into the wall and…" I realized what was wrong with my plan. "AAARRRGGG!" I looked around the room for something, anything that would keep me occupied until the power came back on. I found my CD player on my bedroom floor. "Jackpot, good thing I burned off a couple CDs last week." I turned it on and found out…you guessed it…the batteries were dead. "NNNNNOOOOO…" Marth and Roy started yelling at me in Japanese. "SHUT UP DOWN THERE!"

30 MINUTES LATER

It's bad enough that I'm stuck in the house, but I'm stuck in the house with people who can't speak English. We can't play Truth or Dare, cards, charades or anything else for that matter. "Maybe I can call someone; it's better then just sitting here." I picked up the phone and dialed Alecia's number. "…" I waited for a good 10 minutes, "BEEP, the lines must be cut…and so's the heating, I'M FROZE…not to mention starving." Marth and Roy were downstairs, so I went upstairs to look for something to eat. I looked in every kitchen cupboard and found one kind of food. "TIMBITS!" Turns out we still had 100 odd boxes of Timbits from the trip. "Better then nothing."

30 MINUTES LATER

"Ugg…no…more…Timbits…" In that short half hour, me, Marth and Roy ate 117 boxes of Timbits and drank 27 glasses of water each. I was board off my head…and when I'm board off my head…I usually start to drive people off theirs. I took a deep breath…and… (to the tune of '40 years in an iceberg') "1 HOUR WITH MARTH AND ROY UNDER THE SNOW PILLED HIGH! NOTHING TO EAT BUT TIMBITS, NOTHING TO DO BUT CRY! THE POWER'S OUT, THE PHONE IS CUT, DEAD ARE MY BATTERIES! WHY DOES STUFF LIKE THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME?"

"Svg DJHF SUYvdhgADCHGgd Cahgcd ldgADGHk dc AFXDCYTAFD YT ahcdhaG FDYagdJKFDTYAjdfvaGY DGHAdcADG CAGJD Cajg…" Marth and Roy hollered. This would be fun.

30 MINUTES LATER

"HOUR AND A HALF WITH MARTH AND ROY UNDER THE SNOW PILLED HIGH! NOTHING TO EAT BUT TIMBITS, NOTHING TO DO BUT CRY! THE POWER'S OUT, THE PHONE IS CUT, DEAD ARE MY BATTERIES! WHY DOES STUFF LIKE THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME?" I hope everyone else is having just as much fun as me.

HOTEL

12:00

YL'S POV

This was a disaster! Most of us were already interviewed but we couldn't go anywhere because of the snow. Kirby ate all the food and the only thing left was these weird cookies that even he wouldn't eat. Not to mention that psychotic kid, Ashley I think her name was, turned sugar high all of a sudden and was trashing the hotel. "Mario," I asked, "why don't you just use your fireball attack thingy to melt the snow and get us out of here?"

"Because my good friend…if I did that…Marth and Roy would be the only ones who haven't felt the wrath of your girlfriend…and that wouldn't be very fair."

"SHE'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!" Mario just chuckled.

"Whatever you say…whatever you say."

IN FRONT OF LAURA'S HOUSE

6:30PM

I'd finally convinced Mario to melt the snow and get us out of that hotel. We teleported in front of the house, which had snow up to the roof. "Ready…aim…FIRE!" Mario shot some fireballs and in a matter of seconds there was a clear path to the front door. As soon as we opened the door, we wished we didn't. "12 HOURS WITH MARTH AND ROY UNDER THE SNOW PILLED HIGH! NOTHING TO EAT BUT TIMBITS, NOTHING TO DO BUT CRY! THE POWER'S OUT, THE PHONE IS CUT, DEAD ARE MY BATTERIES! WHY DOES STUFF LIKE THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME?" Just then Marth and Roy came racing up the stairs yelling unintelligible nonsense. "What's with you guys?" Laura came up behind them looking like frozen human-sickle. "Sup guys?"

"We're back! And we brought Timbits!"

"Really?"

"No."

"Good, I'm sick to death of Timbits."

"What's with them anyway?"

"I guess you could call it Cabin Fever."

"And…um…"

"Don't ask…"

KawaiiGameFreak:Ya, he better not ask. Hope you liked this and anyone who actually knows the tune to '40 Years in an Iceberg' would have to have been at camp (Catamaran SUX…private joke). I've decided to show 'that footage' in the next chapter. Also I'd like to inform readers that we're nearing the end of this story. I plan to have about 16 chapters and this is chapter 11 so…um…

YL:5 chapters left.

KawaiiGameFreak:Right, actually there's two sides to this story, so there's five chapters left to part one. This is just the first of a series…

YL:There's a plot to all this?

KawaiiGameFreak:Yes, once part one's finished the plot will thicken and…

YL:Don't give away too many spoilers!

KawaiiGameFreak:Oh…thanks…anyway…um…BYE!