KawaiiGameFreak:Man, I have A LOT of reviews to reply to, so let's get started!

REVIEWS FOR CH12

Zephyr Analea Mewtwo's Amore: I do what I can to please (P.S:I'm sure he'll love the flowers)

Xiao-Darkcloud: …how do I comment on 3 words?

ShebytheDogDemoness: I kinda knew that, but I swear on my stupid cat that I have no sweet clue what Yu Yu Hakusho is, or Rurouni Kenshin for that matter. I LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND FOR PETE'S SAKE!

Max Fuchs: Yes, my romance loving alter-ego typed that. If you don't like romance…BLAME MY ALTER-EGO…NOT ME!

Andersonfanandadmirer: You wanna see odd yet funny? Look at my MSN conversations. I'll try and add more "blonde moments" and more Marth and Roy.

Gothic Meowzi: She already went this June, she went to Universal and all I got was a fridge magnet.

Numdenu: I'm not quite sure what PWN means, but I'm assuming it's a good thing. I feel so loved (hugs self)

Harpy Link234: 0o Mmmmm, pudding...never mind. I like your name to. Trust me…If I could be traumatized that easily, I would have been in a straight jacket after Falcon did that rap at my party.

REVIEWS FOR CHAPTER 12 ½

Unknown: Ya, I never noticed that till now. Stupid typos, thanks for pointing that out.

Elfbrat18: I know, I listened to that song, and I was like… "this is the song for that chapter"!

Numdenu: Thanks…I think…

Gothic Meowzi: Mewtwo's in love, I'm dating an elf, what next, flying pigs? (Piglet flies by in a hang-glider)…never mind.

Zephyr Analea Mewtwo's Amore: I know, it's so sad…(gives MT a super big hug to cheer him up)…don't tell YL, he'll kill me.

Inuyasha fan: Yey new reviewer! Welcome to Insanity Land, home of really BEEPED up love triangles and spontaneously combusting everything!

KawaiiGameFreak: I hope that I didn't freak any of you out with that last chapter. Enjoy this one…OR BURN IN HELL…sorry, my "I want to kill everyone" alter-ego kicked in (lol, Max).

Ch13: Of Teachers, Fangirls and Annoying Bullies

LAURA'S POV

It was here. The most dreaded month of them all, the most horrid time of the year, its very name strikes fear into the hearts of millions of kids across the world…September. In other words, back to school. I was just packing my backpack when the doorbell rang. "I'll get it!" Nana cried. She opened the door. "Hey! You're the guy from "Men in Black"! Where are those worm peoples, they're cool. Do you have one of those "You Saw Nothing" sticks?" She continued babbling on.

"Nana, why would Will Smith come here?" I walked to the door. The guy did look like something out of "Men in Black". He was carrying a huge briefcase and wearing sunglasses, which was really weird due to the fact that it was raining.

"Are you the girl who lives here?" He asked in a stern voice pointing to me.

"Yes…why do ya ask?"

"Due to the current, situation, I have been assigned to give you this." He opened up his briefcase and handed me a few CD-ROMs. "Since you seem to be able to keep the…for lack of a better term, "Smashers" under control, it would be too dangerous to leave them alone for great periods of time."

"I think I knew that by now." I muttered under my breath.

"In other words, you will be home-schooled via internet for the remainder of their stay. Simply insert the CD-ROMs and follow the on-screen instructions." He was about to leave, when Falcon raced over the stairs.

"Watdaya mean it would be to dangerous to leave us alone? I'm 36 for Pete's sake! I don't need some kid looking after me!"

"You crashed my best friend's dad's truck into the basketball net, raced a tenth grader and lost, caused ten thousand dollars in speeding tickets and property damage and all while I was in class for less then an hour."

"…" Falcon walked back downstairs, tripped, and fell smack into Samus.

"WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS BUMPING INTO ME?"

"Um, yes, well…I best be leaving. Oh, and one more thing, if they get, out of control, here's my card." He handed me a card with his name and a phone number on it.

"Cobra Bubbles? What kind of name is that?" He simply walked away and shut the door. "…"

"Well that was weird. By the way what's home-school mean?"

"It means you learn online from home. So that means I get to stay home, in my pjs, stay on the PC all day and never go to school again!"

"What else is new?" Suddenly the door opened again.

"Almost forgot, is there a Young Link staying here?"

"Ya, quick sec…YL GET UP HERE!" He came racing over the stairs.

"You called?" The man grabbed him by the arm and started dragging him off.

"Hold the phone, what's going on here?" I asked in a 'tell-me-or-I-will-kill-you' kind of voice.

"I'm taking him to school."

"…kindly explain…"

"That's top secret information."

"What about the other's? How come they don't have to?"

"That to is top secret information." He turned to YL, "I'll explain everything you need to know on the ride there. Good day." They both walked off and shut the door.

"…well…that was weird…"

YL'S POV

Ever have one of those mornings where it starts off weird and just keeps getting weirder? I have a feeling I'm in for one of those mornings. "How old are you?"

"10…why do you ask?"

"I need to know so I can put you in the right grade." I was in this guy's van, riding to Din knows where and I still haven't figured out how he can drive, talk on his cell phone, type on his laptop and talk to me at the same time. "As you know, when you get to school, you can't, I repeat, can not use your real name, so your alias will be Lucas, got it?"

"Yes, why do I have to use a fake name?"

"Two words, rabid fangirls."

"Gotcha. By the way when are we gonna get to school?"

"We're here." The van stopped in the parking lot in front a huge building with two flags and the words "Millcrest Academy" in front. A few busses drove by and kids poured out. "Take your backpack and head inside." He handed me a green backpack and a slip of paper, "Go to the room on that piece of paper…enjoy your day." I stepped out of the van and it drove off.

"…here goes nothing…" I walked through the double doors and looked around, "Now where in Din's name is room 402?"

LAURA'S POV

"Hey! Has anyone seen my cell phone?" It was about 10 in the morning and the first part of online class wasn't all that bad. In fact it was almost like a huge MSN chat room. There was a class discussion on the subject, then the teacher e-mailed the class worksheets that we had to finish in X number of minutes, The best part about it was that you could listen to music during class, and the teacher doesn't give a care! "DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE MY CELL PHONE IS?"

"Why don't you just call it? Then you could hear the ring tone and find it."

"Good idea, Link, thanks." I picked up the phone and dialed my cell number.

YL'S POV

I'd found room 402 after a lot of searching and so far, school sucks. The only good part was that gym was coming up after recess. The teacher just went on and on and on about absolutely nothing. "Mister Lucas, would you please take off your hat." I'd forgotten I was wearing a black Toronto Raptors baseball hat. I didn't want to take it off incase anyone noticed my ears.

"Why?"

"Because hats are not allowed to be worn in class."

"Why?"

"It's against school rules."

"Why?" The rest of the class was starting to chuckle a bit.

"Because…" She was interrupted by the Super Mario theme song coming out of my backpack, "THE USE OF CELL PHONES DURING CLASS IS STRICTLY FORBIDEN!" I rummaged through my backpack.

"Just a moment," I found the cause of the noise, a cell phone, "Hello?"

"Why do you have my cell phone?"

"Sorry, don't know how it got in my backpack. I'm kind of busy, talk later, bye."

"Bye."

"Can we please continue with the lesson?"

"Whenever you feel like it." Suddenly…the bell rang for recess. The teacher looked like she was going to explode. Everyone ran out of the room to the lockers. As I tried to open my locker, someone tapped me on the shoulder. I turned around to see a short, blonde girl with a ponytail and green eyes.

"Hi…"

"…hi…"

"Your new here, aren't you?"

"Ya…"

"That was really funny what you did in there, usually the new kids are afraid of her."

"I don't blame them; she's as ugly as Gannondork."

"Don't you mean Gannondorf?"

"That's his name, but my friends call him "Gannondork, King of Big Noses!"" She cracked up laughing.

"Good one! Guess you're a Legend of Zelda fan to, by the way my names Aril, what yours?"

"Li…I mean, Lucas."

"Come on, let's get some junk food from the canteen…you know, you look kinda like Young Link from Super Smash Bros."

"You have no idea," I thought, "you have no idea."

BACK OF THE SCHOOL

12:00

After recess we had gym, which was the best class of the day in my opinion. I was the best of course; after all, constantly battling the forces of evil does get you in pretty good shape. I'd finished lunch and stepped out to get some fresh air. "Hey Lucas! Guess what I heard?"

"What'd you hear Aril?"

"I heard that a portal opened up and the people from Super Smash Bros. Melee are here, in GrandFalls!"

"Really, where'd you hear that?" This was not good. If she found out I was who I was, it would be Fangirl city. Before I could worry anymore, some 10th grader showed up and hauled me up by the collar.

"Well well, look what we have here, fresh meat."

"I'm not scared of you, now put me down or else."

"Or else what? Your girlfriend's gonna kick me?"

LAURA'S POV

"Quite possibly." I was just biking down to Jumbo Video to try and rent some movies for tonight when I passed by the school. It turns out that class is only from 9 to 12. I got off my bike and walked over to the bully. "I suggest you put him down and back off."

"What are you going to do about it? You don't look like you could fight me."

"You're right, but, I do know every guys weakness." He gave me a questioning look, then I kicked him in the…well…you know. He dropped YL and fell to the ground. "You ok?"

"Yeah, I could've taken him." I gave him a "Sure-you-could've-and-I'm-the-Prime-Minister" look. All the kids looked at me, then started cheering, but only for a while. What's-his-face got back up, grabbed my arms and started giving me a Chinese Sunburn. "Hey! Back off!" He continued to twist my arms, "I said," Suddenly, YL pulls the Master Sword from behind his back and points it at the bully, "back off." He immediately dropped me and ran for his life yelling "MOMMY!". "That'll teach him."

YL'S POV

"THANK YOU!" Laura rushed over and gave me a death hug.

"Too…much…hugging…need…air…" She let go.

"Ehhehe, sorry 'bout that." Just then the teacher came out.

"Now what's all this ruckus about?" She saw the Master Sword and flipped out, "Young man, that is a very dangerous toy!"

"Just like the Batmobile(don't ask, private joke that only 2 other people would get)!" Laura yelled for no reason. "You must be his teacher."

"…and you must be completely insane. What are you doing on school grounds anyway? Shouldn't you be in class?"

"I'm home schooled. I was just passing by on my bike when I saw him getting bullied, so I came over and…"

"I understand that, but what is a small boy doing with a sword?"

"…um…well…you see…" I butted in.

"Where I'm from, on the first day of school, we wear ceremonial swords on our backs to symbolize the battles we must face to become who we are destined to be. We never use them as weapons."

"…very well, if it's for religious purposes then you may keep it, but if I see it used as a threat again, I'll have you expelled." She walked back inside and everyone else went back to recess as usual. Then both of us (me and Laura) burst out laughing.

"Where'd you get that?"

"No idea."

"That was the corny-est thing I've ever heard!" After a minute or two we stopped laughing. "Well, see ya later…oh…can I have my hat back please?" I'd forgotten I was wearing her hat.

"How about after school?"

"Give me my hat back…please."

"I can't."

"Fine." She yanked the hat off my head.

"Oh BEEP."

"Bye." She ran to her bike and raced off. This was not good.

"Omigod," I turned around to see Aril, "you're…you're…Young Link, aren't you?"

"Shhhhhh, I don't want rabid fangirls attacking me, please don't tell anyone I'm here."

"Don't worry, I won't tell, as long as you pledge you eternal devotion to me." She had this "You're-gonna-be-my-boyfriend-whether-you-like-it-or-not" look in her eyes.

"Sorry, I'm taken." Aril looked extremely pissed off.

"What! By who?"

"Remember that girl who kicked what's-his-face in the BEEPS?"

"…you're joking…right? She's like, four years older then you."

"So?"

"But…but…" She looked like she was going to cry, "you supposed to be my bishie, my bishie…" Suddenly, Aril turned into a she-devil (to say the least) "MY BISHIE!"

"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!" I ran like the wind. Normally I'd love to have girls fight over me, but this is too much. "DIN SAVE MEEEEEEEE!"

3:30 THAT AFTERNOON

LAURA'S POV

"I wonder what happened to YL after I left?" No sooner had I spoken the door flew open and YL was standing there, looking like he'd ran all the way here, got hit by a SUV, fell into a ditch and fought a bulldog and lost.

"Roy…" He slurred, "I feel your pain."

KawaiiGameFreak: Lol, I'm sure he does. My bishie! Back off! School starts next week (BOOOO), but I start about a week later then my little bro (YEEEAAAA)! I won't update as much cuz of school and all. Ja ne! (P.S:To my evil language teacher:I have Pichu on standby)