The Twelve Days of Alchemy
Chapter Two: Military version
I do not own FMA or the origanal song.
On the First day of Alchemy, the Military sent to me:
Everyone: One philosophers' stone
On the Second day of Alchemy the Military sent to me:
Ed: Two working limbs
Everyone: And a philosophers' stone
On the Third day of Alchemy, the Military sent to me:
Al: Three lives back to normal
Ed: Two working limbs
Everyone: And a philosophers' stone
On the Fourth day of Alchemy, the Military sent to me:
Hawkeye: Four insane
Al: Three lives back to normal
Ed: Two working limbs
Everyone: And a philosophers' stone
On the Fifth day of Alchemy, the Military sent to me:
Mustang: Five mini skirts
Hawkeye: Four insane
Al: Three lives back to normal
Ed: Two working limbs
Everyone: And a philosophers' stone
On the Sixth day of Alchemy, the Military sent to me:
Winery: Six wrenches flying
Mustang: Five mini skirts
Hawkeye: Four insane
Al: Three lives back to normal
Ed: Two working limbs
Everyone: And a philosophers' stone
On the Seventh day of Alchemy, the Military sent to me:
Kane: Seven blind dates
Winery: Six wrenches flying
Mustang: Five mini skirts
Hawkeye: Four insane
Al: Three lives back to normal
Ed: Two working limbs
Everyone: And a philosophers' stone
On the Eighth day of Alchemy, the Military sent to me:
Armstrong: Eight biceps
Kane: Seven blind dates
Winery: Six wrenches flying
Mustang: Five mini skirts
Hawkeye: Four insane
Al: Three lives back to normal
Ed: Two working limbs
Everyone: And a philosophers' stone
On the Ninth day of Alchemy, the Military sent to me:
Greed: Nine million dollars
Armstrong: Eight biceps
Kane: Seven blind dates
Winery: Six wrenches flying
Mustang: Five mini skirts
Hawkeye: Four insane
Al: Three lives back to normal
Ed: Two working limbs
Everyone: And a philosophers' stone
On the Tenth day of Alchemy, the Military sent to me:
Lust: Ten long sharp filed nails
Greed: Nine million dollars
Armstrong: Eight biceps
Kane: Seven blind dates
Winery: Six wrenches flying
Mustang: Five mini skirts
Hawkeye: Four insane
Al: Three lives back to normal
Ed: Two working limbs
Everyone: And a philosophers' stone
On the Eleventh day of Alchemy, the Military sent to me:
Glumly: Eleven people worth eating
Lust: Ten long sharp filed nails
Greed: Nine million dollars
Armstrong: Eight biceps
Kane: Seven blind dates
Winery: Six wrenches flying
Mustang: Five mini skirts
Hawkeye: Four insane
Al: Three lives back to normal
Ed: Two working limbs
Everyone: And a philosophers' stone
On the Twelfth day of Alchemy, the Military sent to me:
Envy: Twelve cute bodies
Glumly: Eleven people worth eating
Lust: Ten long sharp filed nails
Greed: Nine million dollars
Armstrong: Eight biceps
Kane: Seven blind dates
Winery: Six wrenches flying
Mustang: Five mini skirts
Hawkeye: Four insane
Al: Three lives back to normal
Ed: Two working limbs
Everyone: And a philosophers' stone