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Title: Proposition
Author: Kitchuu
Pairings: OT5
Warnings: Crack, Fuji
Summary: Fuji has a very interesting proposition.
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Nobody had ever actually called Fuji sane. Not that he was insane, but he couldn't quite be called sane either. All four of his boyfriends were wary of this.
After all, he had randomly said one day that, 'I want to breed cacti to take over this world."
Therefore, it shouldn't have surprised them as much as it did, when Fuji declared that:
"I think we should get married."
Ryoma spat out his Ponta, and started having a coughing fit.
Sanada turned an interesting shade of blue/purple/red.
Tezuka raised one eyebrow, thought about it, then raised the other, and wondered what he'd eaten for lunch.
Atobe stared for all of 3 seconds, and burst out laughing.
Fuji wondered if Ryoma was okay, and if Sanada was dying. Then he considered the fact that eyebrows shouldn't be physically able to achieve that height.
"Saa, we've been dating for two years. I think it's time, don't you?"
"Syuusuke, there are five of us," Tezuka stated.
"We're all male," Sanada added helpfully.
"That would break just about every rule of marriage that exists. Hey, actually, I think we should try it." Fuji shot Atobe a Beaming Smile of Doom™.
"Fuji-sempai, we can't do that, " said Ryoma, who then realized his mistake and added a "Mada mada da ne."
"Why not?" Fuji turned his smile on him.
"My baka oyaji says that if I get married, I'm expected to produce kids. You can't produce children, and I really don't want them anyways. We can't marry."
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.:Owari:.