N/A: Don't shoot me for the extremely long update! I've been working on all my other fanfics I know I shouldn't take up some many projects at the same time but I can't help myself. Anyway for everyone's information Gaara does have amnesia, Kankurou's just an idiot.

Episode 10

He put his left foot in. He put his left foot out. He put his left foot in and shaked it all about. He was doing the hokey pokey and he turned himself around. That was what it was all about. "You witch let go of me!" Shino screamed as he tried in vain to take control of him body.

"Actually the right expression is vampire…remember I'm a vampire not a witch." Temari explained calmly.

"Let go of me you good for nothing mind-controlling vampire." Shino shrieked ignoring whatever Temari was saying.

Before Temari could say anything two figures approached the vampire. It was Hinata and Tenten. They decided to come up with another brilliant plan to get Neji to stop acting like a baby. They had been walking when the heard Shino's high-pitched shrieks. They had followed in and heard Temari's confession. "So you're a mind-controlling vampire," Hinata exclaimed, "that's great!"

"It is?" Temari, Shino, and Tenten exclaimed at the same time.

"Yeah…you can hypnotize Neji and finally make him to the set so that he can finally do our scene." Hinata exclaimed happily.

Temari shrugged. "Are you sure that you're not working with slayer boy here?" Temari pointed a thumb behind her back and pointed at the dancing Shino.

"Does it look like we would be working for him?" Tenten glanced at Shino with a look of disgust.

"I guess not. Fine I'll do it." Temari exclaimed.

"Come on let's go to Neji." Tenten lead Temari to where Neji was currently rolling.

"Don't leave me like this!" The still dancing Shino yelled at the three girls.

"What about Shino?" Hinata asked as she caught up with Temari and Tenten.

Temari shrugged as the threesome walked side by side. "Don't worry about him. I just wonder how long it takes him to realize that I stopped controlling him like five minutes ago…"

Meanwhile in Sasuke's room…

"Why you look awful Sasuke-chan…" The cool voice announced.

It was the one and only Orochimaru. He glided from the door to the side of Sasuke's bed. Sasuke was gripped with horror.

"Sasuke-chan, Why... Why did it have to happen to my son…?" Orochimaru moaned painfully.

"I'm NOT your son! When did I become your son?" Sasuke spat out between coughs.

"Well since your parents were mysteriously murdered I decided to adopt you and Itachi. That's why you are now my son and I am the proud mother of two darling boys."

"You can't do that!" Sasuke choked out after a fit of coughs.

"I can and I did. I even have the adoption papers to prove it." Orochimaru took out an adoption certificate. "I even changed both of your names…"

Sasuke Erupted, he blew his top and his eyes popped out of eyes. "Why the heck does my name say Priscilla Sasuke Uchiha!

"Isn't it adorable?" Itachi exclaimed between a sob. "My new name is Chester Itachi Uchiha."

"Anyway don't worry, I will make these last few hours of your life as meaningful as possible…" Orochimaru placed a big pink backpack on the edge of Sasuke's bed. "Here I bought your things."

Orochimaru reached into the frilly pink backpack and took out a stuffed yellow rabbit. "Here Sasuke here's your favorite stuffed animal Mr. Patches!"

"How did you get Mr. Patches? Give him back." Sasuke shrieked.

"Here you go." Orochimaru handed Mr. Patches to Sasuke. He continued to dig through the pink backpack. "Look I found our photo album!" Orochimaru exclaimed as he took out a big blue photo album.

"We don't have a photo album" Sasuke exclaimed flatly. He was dying but he was still sane.

"Well we don't have a real photo album but I did steal pictures of you and Itachi and then used Photoshop to add myself to the picture." Orochimaru quickly sat besides Sasuke and opened the photo album.

"Look it's the time that you threw your first shuriken!" Itachi exclaimed as he pointed to a picture of Sasuke with Orochimaru standing besides him.

"Look it's our family vacation at the beach!" Orochimaru cooed as he pointed to a picture of Sasuke, Itachi, and himself.

Sasuke couldn't take it anymore. "Oh god, please kill me now…"

Near the row of dressing rooms…

One down about a million more people to go but it's all going on according to plan. The next person I must eliminate is my arch rival, Gai. Kakashi made his way to a neat row of dressing rooms. A smile spread across his face as he saw Gai mediating outside his dressing room.

"Why if it isn't my good friend, Maito Gai!" Kakashi greeted him casually. Eliminating you will be too easy!

"Kakashi You only the true hearted people will know the truth and only the kind hearted shall know redemption." Gai exclaimed calmly.

"Well that's nice and all I was just wondering if you would like to have some tea with me?" Kakashi offered the mediating man. Let's have a cup of tea because it will surely be your last!

"Well if the wolfs calls to the beautiful blue moon and the rooster to the new emerging sun I don't see why not. I think knowing others is as important as knowing yourself." Finally Gai stopped his mediation and open his eyes.

"Well why don't we go to that new coffee shop, you know Star Lucks? The one that's located just outside the set…" Kakashi suggested. Oh what a horrible incident it will be. Gai will get run over by a truck after trying to cross the street. It will be a truly terrible accident.

"If that's what will bring sunshine to your dark life my friend." Gai answered as he stood up.

"Well it will. It certainly will…" Kakashi smiled evilly to himself. If only he knew my top secret evil plans to take over the world! Hahahahahaha!

Will Kakashi's plan finally succeed? Will Temari's mind control power be any help to Neji? Will god finally kill Sasuke?

Tune in next time…