Wait. Freeze. Evans said WHAT to you?
She said I was…a sweet person! Although she did say I was still a git…
My, my, my, Mr. Prongs. Aren't we making improvement?
Shut up! You'll jinx it!
Moony? Why aren't you talking with us?
Because I am TRYING to listen to McGonagall.
Who cares about transforming humans? We already know all that stuff! We're animagi, remember?
You never let me forget.
How are things with you and Ella Johnson, Moony?
Er…they're…ok? I haven't talked to her in a few days.
WHY THE HELL NOT? MOONY! YOU CAN'T DO THAT TO A GIRL! If you do, they go insane on you! Trust me!
Why haven't you talked to her?
Well…you saw me try to ask her to the Hogsmeade trip! I freeze up!
You just need confidence, Moony.
Yeah. I mean, she obviously likes you. Why else would she ask you to the Hogsmeade trip?
I suppose you have a point there.
Of course I do. I'm one of the most brilliant wizards in the world, remember?
Speaking of relationships, how are things with you and Emma, Padfoot?
Eh, we don't really talk much. Its mainly snogging…INCREDIBLY GOOD snogging, though.
Why am I not surprised…just snogging. And I suppose Emma enjoys this "just snogging" thing?
Er…I dunno. I never asked her. You reckon I should?
Padfoot! Of course you should! When will you learn that relationships are-
Not just about snogging. I know. You've told me that dozens of times.
At least it has finally gotten into your brain.
Gryffindor's first Quidditch match tomorrow. Are you two excited?
Of course. I'm only the world's best seeker.
And I'm only the world's best keeper.
Sometimes I wonder how I became friends with such cocky people…
Watch it, Moony. You're starting to sound like Evans. Soon you will be saying, "JAMES POTTER! GET OUT OF MY FACE!"
Hey. I've been working on a few new hexes…if you really WANT me to try one out on you…
Fine. I'll stop.
What are you two getting Lily and Emma for Christmas?
Eh…er…I dunno yet.
Christmas is only a week away, Padfoot!
I know. I just dunno what to get Emma!
What about some new robes?
I reckon that'll do. Thanks, Prongs.
That's what I am here for, dear friend Padfoot.
Are you getting Lily anything, Prongs?
Yeah. I'm real excited about it. It seems perfect for her.
WHAT IS IT?
Like I'd ever tell you. You can never keep a secret. Remember when we finally figured out how to become Animagi? It was all I could do to keep you from shouting to the world, "GUESS WHAT? I'M AN ANIMAGUS!"
Maybe I've changed!
Sure you have.
What're you getting Ella, Moony?
I was thinking a quidditch book or something…
Sounds perfect for Ella Johnson.
Yeah, thanks.
Damn. Here comes McGonagall.
Why does she have such good eyes?
You're jinxed. Every time you two pass notes, a teacher catches you. That is why, from now on, I refuse to participate in these notes.
Wow. That was very official sounding.
I'm sure to you, it was, Padfoot.
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!
Moony. I have some advice. RUN.