This is a relatively short chapter. It's about girls being young girls. This story is so old. It's so bad and it no wonder I just threw it aside and put it on Hiatus. I love Stan/Wendy though. NEVER FORGET THAT! I love Stan/Wendy with all my heart and soul.

I always get confused in fandom with shortenings for pairs. It seems so sudden, like overnight there are hundreds of little slang terms for couples. I have to actually look some of them up. So forgive me my confusion. I'm learning them though:

Stendy = Stan x Wendy

Kyman = Kyle x Cartman

Creek = Craig x Tweek

Style = Stan x Kyle

Bunny = Kenny x Butters

K2 = Kyle x Kenny

Main Pair: Stan/Wendy

Pairings: Kyle/Bebe, Cartman/OC

South Park © Trey Parker & Matt Stone

Chapter 4: Girly Tendencies

At lunch that day, Wendy and Bebe watched Luffy closely, seeing if she was "friend material." She hadn't done anything to convince them otherwise yet. She was flitting around Cartman, obviously scaring the four boys.

Luffy followed the boys to the lunch line. Chef greeted them in his usual manner, that was until he noticed the thin girl, adjusting her glasses.

"Who's this little cracker?" Chef grinned.

Luffy smiled sweetly and replied, "I'm Cartman's girlfriend." No one looked more surprised to hear this then Cartman.

Chef laughed deeply and responded, "I always thought the little fat ass was gay…" the other boys snickered, Cartman glared at Chef.

"Shut up you guys!" Cartman yelled.

Luffy frowned and leaned over the lunch counter, pulling Chef down until they were at eye level. "Look buddy, I like you, and I know Cartman thinks you're awesome… but I WILL NOT deal with anyone insulting my baby. So never again. Or they'll be hell to pay." She let go of Chef's collar and leaned back to stand next to the four boys. Her entire demeanor changed in an instant. Suddenly, she was sweet again. "Two lunches please, one with triple desserts for my Cartman. My treat." She winked at the stunned Cartman.

The equally astonished Chef handed the little girl her lunch, and she flounced off. Chef handed the other lunch to Cartman, who smirked, "Sweet…"

Chef's eyebrows rose as he watched the retreating Luffy. "You've gotten yourself a wild one there Cartman." He said quietly.

Kyle grinned at Stan, "Told you she was psychotic, to like the fat ass over here." Kyle motioned to Cartman, who spun on him.

"Shut the hell up Jew!" he shouted, glaring. Then he waddled away…

"Mmph mumm mph mmn MUMPH!" Kenny exclaimed. [Kennytranslation: "Holy Shit! Cartman's in love!"]

"Oh my God," Stan agreed, "I think you're right Kenny!" Was it true? Could it be true? Could Cartman, the most inconsiderate, egocentric human being in the entire world, actually have feelings for someone other than himself!? Or was he just hungry?

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As Luffy walked by their table, Bebe made a quick decision. "LUFFY!" She called. Luffy turned, spotted Bebe and grinned that vampire-like grin of hers.

"Yeah?" she inquired, still smiling.

"Wanna sit with us?" Bebe asked.

"Can I?" Luffy asked excitedly.

"SURE!" Wendy piped in. "We'd love to have you."

"Why the hell not?" Luffy beamed and seated herself next to Wendy. "What up?" she queried, the smile never leaving her cat-like features.

"Nothing much." Bebe replied. This wasn't going too badly. This Luffy character was sweet enough…

"Nothing at all? Don't you have a date with the Jew coming up?" Luffy asked.

"How do you-?" Bebe began, but Luffy cut her off.

"No matter how I know, the point is that I do." Luffy said dismissively. She leaned in. "What day? What time? What are you gonna wear? Any makeup? Hmm? Hmm?"

Taken aback by the fusillade of questions, Bebe didn't answer right away. Wendy marveled at this new girl's ability to 'just come out and ask whatever.'

"Um," Bebe began, "well, I was thinking, I'd wear what I always do…" she gestured to her red coat with the grey trim. "And, I dunno about makeup… and well, um, it's Saturday, I dunno what time." Bebe finished, her cheeks matching the crimson in her coat.

Luffy made a buzzer noise. "Wrong answer!" she shouted. "You need to wear something sexy, but not slutty, slight makeup to accentuate your eyes, and figure out the damn time for god sakes! But, I suggest that you tell Kyle you wanna see a horror movie…"

"What?" Bebe asked, "Why? I hate horror movies, they scare me!"

"Well of course they do!" Luffy shouted, waving her arms wildly. "THAT'S THE POINT! You get scared, and go, 'Oh Kyle, I'm so scared, HOLD ME!" she threw herself onto Wendy as an example.

"Oh." Bebe replied simply, watching as Wendy pushed Luffy off of her.

"You sound knowledgeable," Wendy pointed out, still trying to release herself from Luffy's grasp, "have you done this before?"

Luffy let go of Wendy and flipped her birch coloured hair, adjusting her black shirt, she grinned. "Yup," she smiled her dastardly grin again. "Loads of times."

"Good!" Bebe grinned. "You're coming over my house on Friday, both of you. And you're going to help me!" she stated.

"God no, please Bebe…" Wendy started, but was quickly silenced as Luffy cut in.

"We'll be there. Don't you worry honey, I'll make this you're best first date EVER, no shit." She grinned, sparks of determination flying from her eyes.

"God save me…" Wendy slumped down in her chair, pulling her pink beret over her eyes.