Disclaimer: You know, I left a message on Rumiko Takahashi's machine, but she never called me back. I left another one, and another one, and then there were 45. So, maybe she doesn't like me or something, I don't know, was it the messages? Well, if you remember in the other disclaimer, I "accidentally" hit her over the head with the sake bottle. -;; If I owned Inuyasha, do you think I would spend time writing this? No, dammit, I don't own Inuyasha, I swear you people are all hanyou gropers!
To my reviewers, GrennStar and Ouka-Chan77 thank you so much for reviewing you guys.
GrennStar- Yes, Miroku will always have a perverted heart, which might lead to some more Miroku bashing.
Ouka-Chan77- You think it's hilarious? Wow, thank you for thinking it was funny.
Chapter 2- What the..Inu-woman?
" No, no, no!" Inuyasha moaned.
" You have to Inuyasha, I asked the landlord of the apartment, no guys, straight or gay, period." Miroku walked over by the junior mini-skirts and gave Inuyasha a hinting glare.
" Why, did I even get mixed up in this? Are you sure there is no alter-"
" No exceptions to the rule, this was your idea. So, are you going to pick the ensemble, or am I?" Miroku chuckled slightly.
"I'll leave it you, pervert. Just don't make me look like a slut, and no pink. Pick any color other than pink."
Inuyasha slouched in a chair that was outside of the changing rooms.
Miroku grabbed items until his hands were full, he stumbled his way back to Inuyasha.
" Think these will be enough?" Miroku looked over but Inuyasha just nodded without looking.
"Yeah, go ahead." Inuyasha heaved a sigh as Miroku purchased the items.
As soon as Miroku and Inuyasha got back to their apartment Miroku realized an element that he missed telling Inuyasha…
"You know, you're going to have to shave, your face, legs, armpits, and whatever you feel is necessary."
" Well, how hard can it be to shave my legs?" Inuyasha questioned.
" You're about to find out."
" Holy shit…..owww…..Damn……" Inuyasha muttered a word every time he cut himself.
" Having fun?" Miroku walked past the bathroom.
" Shutup Miroku…..OWWWWWWW!" Inuyasha screamed.
" Oh yeah, this is definitely worth watching." Miroku walked past the door again.
" Crap.. I think I'm going to bleed to death." Inuyasha whined as he clotted his cuts with pieces of tissue.
" Don't look at me, I'm not the one shaving my legs." Miroku cracked up as he ran out of the bathroom.
" Whatever,……" Inuyasha brought the razor to his leg and winced. He felt nothing.. Just a few moments later… " SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTT!"
" Hey tutti-fruity, keep it down will you?" Miroku grinned as he turned on the t.v.
The sound of footsteps were heard as Miroku looked over as Inuyasha continued to scream.
" Hey Inuyasha, you didn't cut your leg off did you?" Miroku rushed to the bathroom as he saw Inuyasha hold up a pale yellow thong, compliments of Miroku.
" You.Got.Balls. to think that I'm going to wear one of these, especially this color!" Inuyasha was panting with frustration.
" Check the rest of the bag."
Inuyasha looked in the bag, only to find that all of his clothes, bras, shorts, shirts, even the skirts were yellow. He reached into the bag and felt something leather. He pulled it out, only to find a yellow purse. Also compliments of Miroku.
" You're kidding, you're freakin' pissin' with me right? Inuyasha looked at Miroku Incredulously.
"Look in the purse." Miroku looked at Inuyasha intently as Inuyasha looked through the purse and pulled out a yellow garter.
" You, what, no, I, what di-, how di-, where di- ---" Inuyasha's sentenced cut off as he fainted on the bathroom floor.
"Inuyasha, over here, lookie lookie!" Inuyasha spun around as Miroku snapped a picture of Inuyasha. Inuyasha brought up his fists as Miroku reminded him… " Inuyasha, nobody is going to see this, this is just for my benefit alone." He wouldn't show anybody, not yet.
"You bastard, when this dare is over with I'll rip your throat out." Inuyasha growled. Inuyasha was wearing a plaid yellow and brown skirt with a tight spandex shirt, ( The bra was stuffed of course) and yellow fishnet stockings to go with his yellow shoes and hair tie.
"You look hot baby." Miroku teased as he knocked on the door which read 302.
Inuyasha reached for his throat when the door opened to reveal a really tall guy with white hair.
" What do you want?" He asked in a gruff voice that made Inuyasha shake.
The silence was broken by a feminine voice as a girl broke through the to the door.
"Sesshoumaru, please." This girl had raven colored hair and chocolate eyes that pierced through Inuyasha as she looked up at him. " Oh, are you the new resident?"
I know, I know, you're going to hate me for it but I'm stopping here. You'll find out next time what happens when I update. Now, review before the hanyou gropers stop you!