Disclaimer: (Author singing) "There she was, just a walkin' down the street singin' doo wah diddy, diddy dum diddy doo. So I went up to her, just as calmly as can be, singin' doo wah diddy, diddy dum diddy doo.So I asked her,(asked her), if she'd sell, (if she'd sell), I asked her if she'd sell, Inuyasha to me now.(whoa-oh-ah-oh) Before I knew it, she bashed me in the head. Now you see, she just ruined the dream, I've been dreamin' of. Now I still don't own Inuyasha and as sorrow as can be, singin' boo hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo... I'm singin'……" ( Author stops singing) Now, to all the people who are trying to piss me off…shove it up your ass and sing the song written above….muwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

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Chapter 4- Do you promise not tell?

Inuyasha's eyes fluttered as sunlight from the window glared into his eyes. " Damn, why is the sun so bright in this spot, that's why they put me here!" Inuyasha muttered to himself as he sat up in his bed and rubbed his eyes. Inuyasha looked around the room, the beds were neatly made and Kagome and Sango were nowhere to be found. Though he found a note on the door that read:

'Tara, please help yourself to the fridge and make yourself comfortable, since this is your first day, you don't have to do a thing! We are going shopping for a while so you can do as you please, we'll be back in a little while, then maybe all of us can go to the mall together!'

Your Roommates,

Kagome, and Sango

Inuyasha looked at the note for a little bit, then walked over to his bag. " Well, since they're gone, I might as well get dressed." Inuyasha took his shirt off and started rummaging through his bag trying to find a shirt to wear. All of sudden he heard the door open and dove to the floor, hiding behind his bed.

"Tara?" A voice came from the door, " Tara, are you in here?"

"Yes, umm, could you please, leave the room? I have that problem, with changing, I-I'll be right out." Inuyasha answered in his fake girly voice.

"Oh, ok, well, Kagome is in the kitchen unloading groceries, so I just wanted to make sure you were ok."

Inuyasha realized it was Sango, and stayed hidden until she closed the door. Inuyasha got up and looked around, there was his "bra" on the dresser, no sooner when he grabbed it, the door opened and Kagome walked in.

" Tara, I got you some---! " Kagome looked at Inuyasha's six-pack, and noticed right away. "HENTAI!" She screamed and it echoed throughout the apartment. Inuyasha looked in his hand, a bra, and him with his shirt off, this did not look good.

" Wait, Kagome, this isn't what you think! I was –" Inuyasha got cut off as a flying shoe hit him in the face. "OW, hey what are you—Ow! Stop throwing things at me!" Inuyasha growled.

When Kagome could finally catch her breath, she looked at Inuyasha, whose face from being hit by flying objects was cherry red. " Don't take another step, don't come near me!" Kagome was ready to throw a lamp at him.

"Wait, Kagome, I can explain everything, just please, listen to me, I won't take a step closer."

" Start explaining." Kagome gave him an evil look with the lamp in her hand still ready to fire.

" You see, my real name is Inuyasha, my friend Miroku dared me to live in an all-girls apartment, and I agreed since we shook hands on a dare and I made him go through a humiliating dare. I mean none of you any harm, but the dare is that I have to live here for at least two months, I told him I could do it, otherwise, that pervert gets one hundred dollars, and that's about all I have, so, could you please, not tell anyone?"

By now Kagome put her lamp on the table and was calmed to a reasonable state. "Fine, but, you'll have to sleep on the couch, out in the den. Oh, and by the way, you can make your breakfast by scratch! Now, get dressed before Sango comes in here."

No sooner when she said that, Sango walked in the door, and dropped the breakfast tray she was holding. Kagome looked over at Sango who was staring at Inuyasha. "HENTAI!" She screamed, as she started punching him in the face.

" AAAAHHHHHHHH! COULD YOU PLEASE STOP HURTING ME!" Inuyasha screamed in-between gasps of pain.

"SANGO, STOP, GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF!" Kagome yelled so that Sango would hear her from all the fuss she was making.

(Punch, punch) " What?" Sango stopped punching him and looked over at Kagome with confusion.

"It's alright Sango, let Inuyasha explain."

Inuyasha began his story all over and explained it to Sango who was sitting on a separate bed with Kagome listening intently.

"—And that's how this all happened." Inuyasha finished before looking up and seeing Sango almost bursting with laughter and Kagome's angry expression was not helping at all.

At that moment, the doorbell rang and Kagome ran to look through the peephole in the door.

Kagome looked up and yelled back to the room." It's Sesshoumaru! Quick, Inuyasha, get dressed!"

Sango ran out the door, then ran back to the room, " Whatever you do, before you go into the kitchen, make sure you look like a girl!" Sango then shut the door and Inuyasha could hear Sesshoumaru ask Kagome if she was free for the weekend. He listened intently, waiting for a reply.

" Well, Sesshoumaru, this weekend, uh, umm…" Kagome stuttered, trying to bide time.

" What she means is…" Sango cut in trying to make an excuse.

" I'd like Kagome to tell me herself." Sesshoumaru gazed upon Kagome.

" Breakfast is ready, come into the kitchen, go now, taste Kagome's cooking first, while it's hot!" Sango hinted while Sesshoumaru followed Kagome into the kitchen.

Inuyasha entered the kitchen and found Sesshoumaru, Sango, and Kagome staring at him. Sango started to laugh, but stopped herself and Kagome dropped her spoon. She ran up to Inuyasha and whispered, " Hey, go fix yourself in the bathroom." Then she went back and sat down.

Inuyasha walked into the bathroom and looked in the mirror. "GACK! My boobs are lopsided!" Inuyasha muttered as he fixed them. " So that's what the fuss was about."

Inuyasha came back into the kitchen. "Good, you're back, your breakfast is getting cold." Kagome sarcastically replied before Inuyasha sat down.

" Kagome, you still haven't answered my question." Sesshoumaru nagged.

" Sango and Inuyasha gazed up at Kagome, both with the same, sad expression on their faces.

Kagome looked at Inuyasha then back at Sesshoumaru. " Yes, I'm free this weekend."

Inuyasha's mouth dropped. Sesshoumaru smiled, " It's a date then, I'll pick you up, is eight alright on Friday night?"

Kagome looked at Inuyasha, who's mouth was still open and grinned, " Yes, eight's fine."

"When's your curfew?"

" I don't have one."

"Well, how long do you want to stay out, I need to know so I can prepare our date."

" Whenever you want, all night is fine with me." Kagome glared at Inuyasha.

Inuyasha's head nearly dropped into his breakfast.

Sesshoumaru pecked Kagome on the cheek as he looked at his watch, " Oh, I've got to meet a client at eleven, so I better go, goodbye Sango, Tara. Then he looked over at Kagome. " My love."

As Sesshoumaru left Kagome wiped her cheek in disgust, and looked over at Inuyasha, " Inuyasha, this is all your fault!"

Inuyasha was shocked, " You agreed to this all by yourself, I had nothing to do with this!"

" Of course not, you were too busy watching me fail, you crossdresser!"

" Oh, I suppose you and "Sesshie-poo" are going to have loads of fun on my account to get blamed for! Let me tell you something, wench, you are so clueless to your own surroundings that you can't even gather up the courage to tell him off! Don't tell me about being stupid, you've made your own stupid mistake and now you have to pay the consequences!" Inuyasha yelled with sarcastic rage and power, finally out of breath when he was done.

" You bastard…" Kagome's tears flooded her eyes and left her cheeks as she ran into her room and slammed the door.

I'm stopping here, because, well, because. Review and I might tell you why……