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Chapter 6- How the hell did this happen!

" What do you mean?" Inuyasha stammered, " I'm-I'm here because-"

"-- Because he's my boyfriend, right Inuyasha?" Sango cut in.

" Right Sango." Inuyasha stood next to Sango and put his arm around her waist.

"Hey, didn't I see you at the flower shop?" Sesshoumaru asked in suspicion.

" Yes, I got flowers for Sango, you see, we are going on a date Friday and I wanted to remind her how much I care for her." Inuyasha half-haltingly put.

" Liar…" Sango muttered under her breath as she nudged Inuyasha.

" Well, Inuyasha is it? I'm just going to drop these flowers off, where is Kagome?" Sesshoumaru started walking towards the room.

'Oh no, the bouquet Inuyasha gave Kagome, in her room, he'll get the wrong idea…' Sango's mind was racing.

" Umm, Sesshoumaru, I really think one of us should give it to her, she's sleeping and doesn't want to be disturbed." Inuyasha quickly ran in front of Sesshoumaru, blocking him from the room.

" And how would you know?" Sesshoumaru snapped.

" Because, she told me she was exhausted earlier today when I arrived to see Sango-"

" -How long could you have been here, you were at the flower shop, right?"

" I stopped here before I left-"

" -Well then! Why should you care if I drop these off for Kagome?"

" Because, she- I-, because that's the way it is! Get over it!" Inuyasha was beginning to get furious.

" Oh, and I suppose you think you know well enough for my girlfriend?"

" YOUR girlfriend! She doesn't even like you, or want to go out on a date with you on Fri-"

(BAM!) Before Inuyasha could say another word, Sango hit him on the head with a frying pan, knocking him out.

" Oh, Sesshoumaru, excuse Inuyasha, he's a little lightheaded from being up all night talking to me on the phone."

' The bone-headed idiot!' Sango tried to make up the best excuse as possible as she put Inuyasha on the couch.

" How did he know I was going out on a date with Kagome?" Sesshoumaru was looking a little bit suspicious.

" Oh, Kagome's been talking about it ever since you left his morning, Kagome just couldn't keep her mouth shut about the date."

" Hmm… anyway, where did Tara go? She seems to be missing, you know, her and Inuyasha look alike now that I think about it-"

"— They're brother and sister….oh, sorry we didn't tell you that Tara had an obnoxious brother, well, that's my boyfriend for you…"

Sesshoumaru looked at his watch and gasped, " Oh, geez, I'm going to be late for another client, will you give these to Kagome?"

" I certainly will…" Sango put her innocent face on. ' Right in the trash!'

" Oh, and by the way, tell Inuyasha when he wakes up, not to interfere with Kagome, she's my woman."

" OH, DON'T WORRY, I WILL!" Sango replied sarcastically.

" Was that a joke?" Sesshoumaru glared at Sango.

" Of course…" Sango waved nervously watching Sesshoumaru walk out the door.

"NOT! These are going in the trash….hmm, I must think of a way to get Inuyasha extremely jealous of Sesshoumaru, I can't stand him, but who knows Inuyasha?" Sango pondered over this for a minute.

" Wait…" Sango rummaged through Inuyasha's stuff and eventually found a black address book.

" This might help…" She flipped through it, but only found one number.

" Wait, he bought an address book and only has one name? How pathetic! Well, I might as well give this Miroku a call, see if he can't help me devise a plan."

A little while later…..

" AAAAHH! I fell asleep!" Kagome sat up in her bed and looked at her clock. " It's night already!"

She stumbled to the door and found Sango and a strange man having a conversation.

" Oh, Kagome, you're finally up!" Sango exclaimed excitedly. " Oh, meet Miroku, he's a friend of Inuyasha's and also a friend of mine now as well."

" Nice to meet you Kagome, well Sango, it's getting late, tell Inuyasha I hope he's feeling better, good night Sango, I'll call you." Miroku smiled at Kagome before closing the door.

Kagome looked at Sango, then back at the door, then back to Sango. " Are you blushing?"

Sango immediately turned bright red. " Me, what? Of course not, he's just a friend, how could you suggest such a thing! Oh, speaking of Inuyasha did you enjoy the gift he gave you?"

" What gift?" Kagome was puzzled.

" You mean, you didn't see it when you woke up? Look in the room!" Sango pushed Kagome in the room.

Kagome turned the light on and found pink and white roses with a tag sticking out of the vase:

TO: Kagome

WROM: ISHJEXXIMQZUIVOTQNQEMSFDU

Kagome's heart immediately fluttered. She walked out of the room, " Sango, where is Inuyasha?"

" Oh, he went to get some ice, he bumped his head a little while ago, he'll be back, did you like it?"

Sango's famous smirk landed on her face.

" Yes, they're beautiful, but, I hope he doesn't get any ideas, oh, did Sesshoumaru drop by?"

Sango immediately froze, " Nope, didn't seem, not a soul, a trace, a flower-oop!"

Kagome paused, " Did you just say flower?"

Sango searched the corners of her mind, " Umm, nothing."

2 Hours Later….

" Oww, my head…!" Grrrr, damn you Sango, why did you have to hit me in the head for?"

Inuyasha growled.

" Hey, be glad Kagome's forgiven you, she went to bed about an hour ago, so talk to her tomorrow morning, lover-boy!" Sango teased.

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