HA HA HA! I want that moment to play forever in my mind…you and Evans, your lips glued together permanently, it seemed, as dozens of students watch you snog.

Shut up, Padfoot.

What is up with you, Prongs? You've been all floaty since yesterday afternoon when you snogged Evans.

She's a good snogger, is all.

I told you that you would be snogging her soon.

PRONGS! PADFOOT! This is a STUDY SESSION! Which means no fooling around! Must I tell you the definition of the word "study"?

I do not think you are going to get Prongs to do anything but think about Evans for a while.

Congratulations, Prongs.

Yeah, thanks…hey Padfoot, did she look…well…did she look like she…enjoyed it?

This is just too damn funny.

Shove off! I am serious!

Yes, she did…but I really couldn't see her expression when she was hiding behind you, blushing madly. Are you going to ask her out again Prongs?

Ask her where? There isn't a Hogsmeade trip until February.

To the New Year's ball, you dunce.

Oh…you reckon I should?

Hell yes. This should be interesting…to see if she accepts.

I'm glad you enjoy watching me humiliate myself, Padfoot.

What are friends for?

Hey.

Oi, Wormtail! Haven't seen you around in ages! Where have you been?

Studying.

good for you. At least there are two people in this group who actually care about their education.

Shove off.

Yeah! We care…a bit.

Rumor around school is that you snogged Lily yesterday, Prongs.

It has gotten all the way around school? Everyone knows?

Of course everyone knows. You are known as "eligible bachelor," amongst the girls. So of course they know what you are doing, every second of every day.

And it is widely known that you are infatuated with Lily.

Yep. You should be appearing on the front page of Witch Weekly any day now, Prongs.

Padfoot!

Did you go with anyone to Hogsmeade, Wormtail?

No…no one asked me.

That is because YOU are supposed to ask THEM, stupid.

Oh.

You lot are supposed to be studying. It is, after all, a STUDY SESSION.

LILY!

Hi, James. Really though, Professor Binns could give all of you detentions!

I'm really scared. I'll bet you've never gotten a detention in your life, have you, Evans?

Well, no.

Prongs. You need to do something about this. She IS your girlfriend, after all.

She's only my girlfriend if she wants to be, Padfoot.

So, Evans…we're awaiting your answer…

Stop it Padfoot. Don't pressure her.

Sure. I'll be your girlfriend, James.

After all, you've already made out with each other in public, so what the hell, right, Evans?

Padfoot. Shut. Up.

What are you lot doing?

Well, Evans here has just decided to become Prong's girlfriend.

I thought you were already?

Oh my god. I'm just going to leave-go back to my work.

Oooh. Can't handle a little teasing?

Don't talk to my girlfriend like that.

Wow. It has a sort of ring to it…Lily is James' girlfriend… "my girlfriend"…

I agree. It is a nice sound. James and Lily…

Or Lily and James…

Evans and Potter…

Evans and Potter equals LOOOOOOVE.

OH! OH! I'VE GOT ONE! Mrs. Lily Potter.

So when is the wedding?

Lily and Jaaaaames, sittin in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marri-

BLACK! CLEARWATER! LUPIN!

You all have issues.

And YOU, Remus! I thought you were a good one!

It sounds like you are selecting fruit at a grocery store.

We're just going to leave now. Come on, Lils.

Lils? Ooooh, Lils! This should be fun…oh, Lillypops!

Lillykins!

Lillydoodles!

Good-bye. Come on James.

You all need help.