"Lily? Er…are you ok?"
"Whatever do you mean, James? Of course I am."
"Is there…er…something going on in your family right now?"
"OH JAMES! My…my parents are getting divorced! They seemed so happy together! I'm so confused!" Lily hid her face in James' chest.
"Aw, Lils! It's alright! Everything will be ok! And if you want, you can stay at my place this summer with me, so you don't have to see them," he consoled her.
"It's just…they seemed to really love each other! And…and…we love each other, right? What if we end up like them? Divorced, and bitter?" sobbed Lily. James was now utterly confused, and wondered if it was her time of the month.
"Er…uh…well…we're not even married yet, Lils."
Lily gasped. "Oh my goodness! Your right! I mean…oh, I shouldn't have said anything! Of course you wouldn't want to get married, I-"
"Er…I love you, Lily. One day we will get married. And we won't separate, I promise. We'll always be together."
To this, Lily just sobbed even harder, getting his shirt alarmingly wet. "You-you-are the best, James!" James just grinned, and patted her back awkwardly, not knowing what to do.
So she screamed at you, Padfoot?
Yeah…she said there is "more to a relationship than just snogging." Just like you.
HA. I told you it was true. Does this mean you're breaking up?
'Course not. I apologized and said that I will try to be better, and she was all lovey dovey, like, "OH! SIRIUS! FOR ME! YOU ARE SO SWEET!"
Lily did the same thing to me just now.
Is it their time of the month?
I dunno, but first, Lily seemed fine, and the next minute, she was sobbing into my chest.
So that's why you have that big stain on your shirt.
Yep. I didn't know humans could cry that much.
Women.
Hey, James. Black.
Lilypops!
Never call me that again, Black.
Hey, Lils. What are you up to?
Just making sure we're going to the ball together.
Of course we are! Why wouldn't we?
Well, I dunno…I acted like an idiot earlier today. Sorry…
Forget about it, Lils. I understand. I would be sad too if my parents got divorced.
I wouldn't.
Go away, Padfoot.
When did I become unwanted here?
Right about when you were born. Now please go away and actually study for a change.
I could say the same thing to you, Prongs! But I'll go, and leave you and Lilypops alone.
He's finally gone. So…
I love you, James.
I love you, too, James! So very much! Kiss me, James! Right now!
PADFOOT!
Whats going on?
It seems as if we will never be alone, James.
They're declaring their love to each other, Em.
Ha ha! This should be good. Go on, don't let me stop you.
Will you lot just leave us alone?
NEVER!
Why wasn't I invited to this little party?
It is NOT a party! Lily and I were TRYING to study together…
Too bad. We're here, too. And we're staying.
It was really quite funny, Moony. They were all lovey dovey, like, 'I love you, Lily!'
And she was all, "I love you too, James!"
"Kiss me, babe! KISS ME!"
"Anytime, anywhere, James."
We never said that!
You should know by now, Prongs. Half of what comes out of Padfoot's mouth isn't true.
HEY!
That wasn't very nice, Remus! Poor Sirius!
Ha ha! Who's all lovey dovey now, Padfoot?
Shut it.
Are you going to the ball with Ella, Remus?
Yeah. Are you and James going together?
Naturally. I think you and Ella are a really cute couple, Remus.
Same with you and James.
What about me and Emma?
Well, it's surprising that you lasted more than a week…
He must really like you, Emma.
Is this pick on Sirius day?
No, but it ought to be. It sure is a lot of fun to criticize you.
I'm glad you take pleasure in hurting my feelings, Moony.