"Er…listen, Lily. I'm really sorry I acted that way this morning. I honestly did not know that Julia planted Love Potion in my pumpkin juice when I was reading the Daily Prophet!"

"I know, James! Don't worry! I'm not mad at you! Julia, though…well that's a different story."

"Er…yeah. You have a right to be. But, er…just don't turn her into a tree, ok?" James said worriedly. "I mean, it was really cruel and stupid of her to do that, because I love you. But…uh…it was a nice gesture?"

"Nice gesture my foot! She was trying to steal you from me, James!"

HA HA HA HA! "Oh, Julia! You are HOT! Should I make a poem for her? I loooooooooove Julia."

Shut it. Right now. It's embarrassing enough, without you rubbing it in and making me relive it.

You were lucky Slughorn had the antidote, Prongs.

Lily looks like she could kill right now.

A sure sign that she loves you.

You never saw her screaming at Julia, Prongs. I thought she was going to die of anger. "VANE! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING, STEALING JAMES FROM ME? CAN'T YOU JUST FIND YOUR OWN BOYFRIEND, AND NOT STEAL MINE?" Ha ha! I love catfights.

Did I miss any…er…exposing of particular body parts?

That's a classy way to put it. No…unfortunately, it was all verbal.

Shut up. That is my girlfriend you are talking about, Padfoot! Wish for your own girlfriend to reveal particular body parts, but not mine!

She's gonna reveal a lot tonight if I have my way.

New subject…right now…

WHOA! PADFOOT! You serious?

NEW SUBJECT NEW SUBJECT NEW SUBJECT!

Fine…we won't talk about it, Moony. What are you two wearing to the ball?

Hadn't really thought about it.

That's strange.

No, it is not. I, unlike you, at least act manly…

ARE YOU SAYING I'M GIRLY?

What are you three doing now? You sure like to pass notes.

Ah, Lils, you saved me.

From what?

Being clobbered to death by me.

Read above.

Alright…BLACK! YOU'RE DOING WHAT EXACTLY, TONIGHT WITH MY BEST FRIEND?

Damn. Goodbye, world. Tell my dear bro to get lost, for me, if you will, James…it was nice knowing you. Alright, Lils. I'm ready. Kill me now.

Shut up.

NEW SUBJECT!

Er…um…what is for dinner?

Huh?

It's the first thing I thought of!

Oh. What time are we meeting each other in the Great Hall tonight, James?

I dunno…how about 7:30?

Alright.

You better go, Lily. McGonagall's coming

Who cares?

PRONGS! You're having a bad influence on her, I believe.

Black! SHUT UP!

Damn, Prongs. Your woman has one bad temper.

You have just awakened a monster, my dear friend Padfoot. Here it comes…

BLACK! I REFUSE TO BE LABELLED! I AM NOT AN OBJECT, I AM A HUMAN BEING! WOMEN ARE NOT JUST THINGS YOU CAN USE! WE'RE NOT CHICKS, WE'RE NOT 'BABYS,' WE'RE PEOPLE, BLACK! DAMN PEOPLE!

Sheesh! You're just mad still at Vane for stealing your-

Stop right there or you WILL be a dead man.