Vishia: Yozers! The wacky V here! I'm baaaaack. My wacky assistant is back also!
InuGhost: (Smiles for the camera) Hey, you guys! I'm InuGhost and--
Vishia: (Turns the camera back to herself) Anyway! Pay him no attention. He makes no sense. Back to this! I wanted to do some crossovers from some of my favorite movies. This chapter is some Inuyasha crossovers. Who knows which anime is next…Ooo'! (Evil grin) I am a sugarized author, okays! I have given you a warning. Now that we're on the same level, let's do this! Think of it as..Robot Chicken: Vishia-Style!
Movie: Tarzan
Tarzan: (Surfing on branches with Jane on his back)
Inuyasha: (Runs past Tarzan and Jane with Kagome on his back) Is that all you got, Monkey Boy!
Kagome: Inuyasha!
Tarzan: (Smirks) I can go faster…Dog Boy…
Jane: Tarzan!
Inuyasha: Then it's a race! (Picks up speed)
Kagome: (Holding on for dear life) Inuyasha!
Tarzan: (Also picks up speed) Whatever you say!
Jane: (Also holding on as best as she can) Tarzan!
Kagome: Inuyasha…SIT!
Inuyasha: ARGGH! (Falls through branches and lands on his face at the bottom of Jungle) What did ya do that for! I was winning!
Kagome: (Shrugs and walks off)
(Channel Flips)
Movie: Charlie's Angels
Natalie: (Dancing around her house in her underwear) Do…do…do..
Miroku: (Looking at her through her window) Ooh'… (Knocks on the window)
Natalie: (Looks at the window) Huh? (Slides to the window and opens it) Hiya! May I help you?
Miroku: (Holds Natalie's hand) Oh, beautiful woman…may you please be kind enough to bear my children?
Natalie: (Narrows her eyes at Miroku) Hold on…stay right here… (Slams the window on his fingers)
Miroku: YOW! (Falls onto the pavement)
Vishia: (Stood above Miroku with a bat) Oh, Mirooooku…
Miroku: No! Vishia! Please! Sango's worst enough! Don't be rash! (Runs)
Vishia: Come back, you! (Chases Miroku)
(Channel Flips)
Movie: Holes
Stanley: (Outside, digging a hole) Need..water.. (Looks around) Huh?
Inuyasha: (Digging a hole madly)
Zero: (Pokes Inuyasha with a stick)
Inuyasha: (Pulls the stick and continues digging)
X-Ray: What is he? Why is he digging like that? So..fast.
Zig-Zag: Because. He's a half-demon from a different era.. And he's looking for maybe a piece of jewelry with..like.. magical powers.
(Moment of silence..)
Magnet: Man, that's a load of crap.
Mr. Sir: (Comes out and looks at them) What y'all doin'! Get back to work!
Inuyasha: (Piles dirt on Mr. Sir) Quiet! I'm digging here, old man!
Stanley: So.. why is he digging?
Armpit: (Points) Here comes the Warden!
Kagome: (Walks over, dressed in the Warden's clothes) Keep digging, Inuyasha! It's down there somewhere! (Laughs evilly)
Zero: (Keeps staring at Kagome, love sickly) That's one hot Warden..
Inuyasha: (Mumbling things)
Stanley: (Jumps in Inuyasha's hole, steering clear of dirt) Uh.. What exactly are you looking for?
Inuyasha: Must..find..RAMEN! If I dig deep enough, there will be a ramen paradise!
All but Inuyasha, Zero and Kagome: (Facefaults)
Squid: What is "ramen" anyway?
All but Inuyasha and Kagome: (Shrugs)
Zero: (Pokes Kagome's rear) Hey, I can show you a good time..
Kagome: Eep! (Looks down at Zero) You're too little for me.. Sorry.
Zero: (Smirks) I think not.. (Somehow manages to pick up Kagome and heads to Mr. Sir's truck)
Mr. Sir: Oh, no! Y'all ain't getting' in here!
Kagome: OUT OF OUR WAY!
Mr. Sir: (Jumps in a hole, frightened)
Stanley, X-Ray, Zig-Zag, Magnet, Armpit and Squid: (Twitches)
Stanley: What do you think they're doing in there anyway?
Everyone: (Shrugs and continues digging)
(Channel Flips)
Movie: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Willy Wonka: Oh, yes.. Drink from my chocolate rive—WHOA! WHO/WHAT ARE YOU!
Shippo: (Eating chocolate roses from a bush) I'm Shippo. A kitsune. Now lemme eat! (Continues eating chocolate)
Willy Wonka: (Tries to pull Shippo away) No! Stop! You cannot eat my chocolate without my permission!
Shippo: (Hangs on tightly to the bush) I want chocolate! Leave me alone!
Charlie: (Walks up to Willy Wonka) C'mon, Mr. Wonka. Let him eat.
Willy Wonka: (Sighs and lets go of Shippo) Okay, Charlie. But next time, he dies.
Shippo: (Gulps and looks to Charlie) Thanks, Charlie.
Charlie: Yeah, anytime. (Winks and points to Shippo) And now, you have to pay me back.. (Licks his lips all..sexy-like)
Shippo: (Wide-eyed)
Vishia: (Laughs gently) I was on sugar when I started typing this. Just an extra story for you guys on Upload-O-Rama! I may continue, I may not. Matters if this one gets a lot of reviews.
InuGhost: (Rolls eyes) Whatever, Vishia.
Vishia: (Pimp-slaps InuGhost) Hush yo' mouth! x)
InuGhost: (Sniffles)