So you told her NO? YOU told HER no!

Shut up. Yes, I did, thank you.

Uh, WHY?

We're SIXTEEN YEARS OLD, DAMN IT! SIXTEEN! We're not ready! I thought we were…but we're too young! And…and…I didn't want to rush her into it. I thought she wasn't ready, and she really surprised me when she was supposedly ready.

How did things go when you told Ella you were a werewolf, Remus?

I think we've broken up for a while.

NO! YOU AND ELLA?

She didn't take my being a werewolf quite well. She said she "needs to think about things."

Forget about her, Moony! Just find another girl! You too, Padfoot!

But I loved ELLA!

Yeah! And I love Emma!

Women.

Excuse me, James?

Er, nothing, Lils. Nothing.

I'm so sorry to hear that you and Emma broke up, Sirius.

Er…we did? I thought we were going to talk about it.

OH MY GOD! I'M SO SORRY! I just…assumed…because Emma said…

Lils. No offense, or anything, but shut up.

Sorry!

How did life get so bad in just 24 hours?

I hear you, Padfoot.

Don't tell me you and Ella broke up too?

Fine. I won't.

Oh, Remus! Sirius! I'm so sorry! That's horrible! Why did you and Ella break up, Remus?

We…er…erm…

They decided to take some time off. They thought they were spending too much time together, right Moony?

Er…right! Right, Prongs. Thanks for explaining.

That's why I'm here!

That's horrible, Remus. I am so very sorry.

What about me?

I'm sorry for you, too, Sirius. For what its worth, I think you did the right thing.

Great. Whenever you agree with me, I know I did something wrong.

Padfoot! Just date someone else for a while, and maybe she will get jealous!

Yeah, good idea, James! And we'll help you two get back together, if you want! Same with you and Ella, Remus. But in the meantime, maybe you two should date other people. You don't want to seem desperate…

Anyone in mind, you two?

Well…

Yes?

Er…if I had to choose someone BESIDES Emma…keep in mind I'll always love her…I guess I'd have to choose…Jessica Sparks. She is HOT!

Ok then. And you, Moony?

Er…I dunno…I don't want anyone but Ella.

And I don't want anyone but Emma, Moony! But we have to move on! Maybe sooner or later they'll come back to us!

I dunno…

Ask Jessica out, Sirius. I'm pretty sure she's single.

Yeah, Padfoot! Ask her!

Fine. I will. Later.

Good for you, Sirius.

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Ok, everyone. Just thought I would let you know that Jessica Sparks is actually a real person…she is one of my BEST FRIENDS EVER! Also, you should know that fictional Jessica Sparks' personality is not at all like my friend's.