Wow...I go away for a week and...oh no...oh man, I have a lot to do now...

Over at the forums, there are two things. One, my plots 'The Song of Laryn, FFnet' and 'Mutant' have been cancelled due to lack of material and intrest.

Two, I'm setting up a thing called 'Deleted Scenes' where you can see stuff that didn't make it into stories. The deleted stuff for Wilson Incey is up.

Moo.

Ugh.

Sorry, there will be no review answers. I'll get in trouble with the Webmaster if I do.

Not here, at least.

Go to my forum for more information.

Chapter 4: The Tour

The rest of the day until dinnertime was spent touring the enourmous Titans Tower. To our heroes, blinking seemed to be a crime- all eyes were fixed on everything that they were shown.

"And this is the TV," Beast Boy said, pointing at the TV. "It's where we watch stuff. And we got movies...and a full set of ZIM DVDs. Y'guys wanna watch an episode? They're awesome."

"Maybe later," Danny said. "So...what's next?"

See, they were that intruiged! Who would turn down Zimmy? Anyway, the rest of the tour was a bit more eventful, especially the tour of the bedrooms, which the two Titans did with great gusto.

"And this is Robin's room! Dude, he needs to redecorate..."

"This is Starfire's room." Everyone was a bit overwhelmed at all the pink, Sam had to keep her eyes shut the whole time so that she wouldn't spasm.

"This is Cyborg's room. It's really shiny and cool and stuff." Actually, it was so shiny, Cosmo was entranced and they couldn't pull him away for half an hour.

"This is Beast Boy's room. As Rae would say, it really needs some cleaning." Beast Boy attempted to whack Cy across the head, but missed.

But the best part was when they got to Raven's room. Beast Boy wouldn't even let Cyborg talk.

"And this is Raven's room. Nobody goes in here. Nobody."

"Cept yo-" Cyborg began to say, but BB interrupted him. "But it is pretty cool. Nice and darky."

"But how would you know it's dark if nobody goes in there?" Wanda said.

"We'll...talk about that later." As he said this, the door slid open behind him, revealing a frazzled looking Raven. She was everyone's morning nighmare: her hair was up in rollers (I know her hair is straight, but it adds to the funny), her face was covered in that gunky green stuff women put on their faces for some reason, and was wearing a dirty gray bathrobe. "HeywhAAA!" She slammed the door shut, and reappeared seconds later looking normal, though still wearing the bathrobe.

"Beast Boy, what's going on?" Her gaze snapped to our heroes. "Who are they?"

Without warning, Starfire flew out behind her. "They are the honored guests I have told you about!" she said cheerfully. "Robin says that they will stay with us!"

Raven's eyes went wide for a few seconds, then went back to being limp and sleep-deprived. "Mm hmm. Hi." She waved. "Now, I'll be going back to sleep. It's only eleven and there's nothing else to do."

"You guys sleep until eleven?" Danny said, shocked slightly. "Even on weekends?"

"We try." She gave Beast Boy a sharp look and closed the door. The wall cracked.

Starfire touched down. "I apologize at Raven's behavior," she said. "She is quite irritable at this time." She flew away.

"I guessed that."

The rest of the day went on kind of like that.

It's kinda unintersting and would make this chapter too long, so I'll skip to dinner.

Dinner was at six. The tour had just been completed, and the gang was running down to the kitchen, hoping to get a good bite to eat. Over the past few hours, other than getting to know the building, they got to know each other. Cosmo and Beast Boy were now thick as thieves (or at least that's what Wanda said), Tucker was able to talk with Cyborg excessively about technology, and Danny and Timmy were chatting up Starfire, who told them anything they wanted to know about the Titans, while she in turn marveled at their talks of Earth stuffs.

Our heroesdidn't know that Titans Tower dinners were basically slugfests for pizza or hamburgers or whatever it was that was being served. Tonight, it was hamburgers. And a veggie burger for Beast Boy. Robin didn't know what the gang would want, so he just doubled the order and hoped.

Finally, they were there. The Titans had pulled up a few extra chairs for them, which they jumped in eagerly. "So, what's for dinner?" Timmy said.

"I didn't know what you'd want, so I just doubled everything." Robin hoisted a lot of McDonalds food onto the table. "Here's what there is."

"Lesse...for me, a cheeseburger with a chocolate shake..."

Danny found his mouth twitching.

"For Rae, Chicken Selects with a small salad..."

Timmy looked at Wanda inquiringly. She groaned.

"For Cy, a Big Mac with fries and a diet Pepsi..."

Danny could feel Tucker's drool on his shoes.

"For Star, a hamburger with pineapple slices, spinach and mayonaise and a fruit punch..."

Cosmo's eyes went wide.

"And for Beast Boy, a hamburger with no burger, fries,and a Sprite."

Sam tapped her foot impatiently.

"So...any questions?"

"Yeah," Timmy said. "When do we actually eat?"

"Uh, right now, I guess." They all dove in...

Due to length, I'll have to push the food fight back ANOTHER chapter...groan.

This pwns.

-SP