King Kong

Lorelai Victoria Gilmore-Danes stepped out of the movie theatre with her 22 year old daughter- Lorelai Leigh Gilmore- and a smile on her face that cold winter day. They had just seen the three hour King Kong remake and a flurry of snowflakes were now falling from the gray sky and crashing to the ground in a frenzy. The elder Lorelai peered upwards and into the loving face of the blizzard.

"Everything's magical when it snows." Lorelai sighed happily. She linked arms with her daughter as they passed Taylor's Old Fashioned Soda Shoppe. Her gaze fell upon a pair of pink striped socks that had made Taylor's roof their abode. They were laying their idly as Mother Nature blanketed them with flakes of snow. "My socks!" Lorelai suddenly exclaimed, "I've been looking for those!"

Rory's piercing blue eyes eyed (that's what eyes do- they 'eye' things) the socks. "How did your socks end up on Taylor's roof?" She asked, amazed even after 22 years at her mother's antics. She quickly shook her head, "Never mind, I don't really want to know."

Lorelai's brow furrowed with concentration.

"Mom, your not seriously thinking of getting them." Rory said, eyes still on the socks. When there was no response, the younger Lorelai tried again, "They look very happy there." She assured her mother.

That's when she noticed Mrs. Gilmore-Danes hoisting herself up and onto the nose of Taylor's ice cream truck, which was parked on the street next to the shop.

"Mom!" Rory exclaimed.

"Rory, Mommy needs you to be quiet right now; she's trying to pull of a 'King Kong climbs the Empire State building in hopes to be with Fay Wray' stunt here." Lorelai said, now on the roof of the truck.

"That stunt trips of the tounge." Rory said, rolling her eyes.

Lorelai was nowleaning overever-so-carefully across the side walk and resting her hands on the gutter of the Ice Cream Parlor. Extending her right arm, she wrapped her fingers around the socks. All of a sudden herconverse sneakers started to loose contact with the slippery truck roof. She screamed bloody murder as she fell through the air. Lorelai Victoria Gilmore-Danes fell to the sidewalk with a thud and a grunt.

Rory rushed to her side, her features creasing into a concerned/amused look.

"Mom, you are so stupid." Was all Lorelai Leigh Gilmore had to say. A small giggle escaped her lips.

"Don't worry about me, only daughter, I'm fine… thank god my arm broke the fall." Lorelai's voice dripped with sarcasm as she got up, brushing the snow off her hineyrumpus. She rubbed her wrist and pouted. Rory giggled as they made their way towards Luke's for dinner.

"Well, Mom, I don't know about King Kong, but you would have made a good Anne in the remake. That scream was way better then anything I heard Naomi Watts belt out just now."

I don't think this one was so good... I think I peaked with the Banister thing.. haha.