Hiyah! It's your favorite carton of apple juice, here with Part 3!

Oh, and for those who want to know, I NOW HAVE AIMNESS! My username is 'TehStarPhan'.

I've figured out why they banned review responding!

It's scriptform, which is against FFnet rules (it's what I got busted for last time). So, I've got an idea. I'll answer the important questions in a paragraph, and you just sorta, y'know, pick out yours from the crowd.

Paragraph:

Yes, coffee is the pinnacle of evil and bad taste. And whipped cream doesn't make it any better. And I can't have caffenated soda, thanks to Mom, because it makes me go crazy. Though I sneak some Coke now and then. But mostly, my fuel is orange soda. Cosmo has gone back to sleep, bored, and Danny is still off in wherever-ghost-hybrids-go-when-they-sleep. And yes, you detect fluff...but this 'fluff' will soon evolve into something even more convulted and crazy than fluff! Hah! Is that even possible?

Okay, I'll get on.

Chapter 8: Living With Idiots, Part 3

Back in the bedroom, the others were sleeping soundly with no intention of getting up. (I know, totally going against what I said last chapter). Wanda didn't even know that Cosmo had come back- or even left. And she didn't give a wet slap when Raven crept in, re-removed Cosmo from the fishbowl, grabbed the fishbowl itself, and ran from the room into hers.

She placed the bowl on her bed, took that wierd hand mirror from Nevermore, and, being careful not to look into it, stuck the handle in the water and twirled it around. Even she had to admit that this was fun.

Knowing this manuever well from Timmy, Wanda woke up and routinely turned into a fairy. "Okay Timmy, what is iiuuoAAAGGHHH!" Her eyes snapped to Raven. "What-who-"

"Be quiet, Wanda," she said, calm. "Now, listen to me. Your idiot just gave my idiot his magic wand-yes, you heard me say that-and now my idiot's using it so much, he could burn up his lifeforce. We need to get the wand back, and I need your help."

Wanda, though concerned, was a bit scared. How could this odd girl know so much about her? "Okay...I'll be right back!" She tried to fly away, but a black shield closed over her wings. She turned her head to see Raven, her palm glowing black. She gasped.

"Of course!" she exclaimed, struggling. "You're an Azarathean! I didn't think there were any of those left." She had a quizzical look on her face. "Didn't that place get destroyed a few years ago?"

"I'd rather not go into it." She released Wanda. "Now, are you going to help me or not?"

"Of course!" she said, almost angrily. "Idiots are tough to deal with."

"I've dealt with mine for about two years, but I could use the help."

"I've had mine for ten thousand years. Hmm. Nice place to host an Idiot Convention." She flew at the door. "Well, come on!"

Raven sighed. "Let's get it over with." She ran to Wanda. "I wish we were wherever Beast Boy is!"

"Okay!" With a small poof, the two were poofed to...

...The Titans's basement.

"Yep. Quite original."Wanda grimaced. "So, where is he?"

The two searched the basement for what felt like ages. In reality, it was about three minutes. BB wasn't that much of a hider.

Finally, as Raven rounded a container full of STUFF, she found him. He was floating an inch in midair, cowering, clutching the wand for dear life. She hesitated, then touched his shoulder.

"Beast Boy, I know you're afraid, but we need that wand back. Now."

He didn't respond.

"Having ultimate power isn't all that it's cracked up to be. I talked to Wanda, and it's best if you give up the wand. Your magic usage is-"

"Shut up, will ya? I have to concentrate." He closed his eyes very tightly. A smile creeped across his face, he muttered something under his breath, the wand began glowing...

And...a farting noise sounded.

"Hahahahaha!" He fell on the ground, gasping for breath from all the laughter. "Youu farted!"

Raven groaned, and something in that intricate crainium of hers snapped. "Why-you-GIVE THAT TO ME!" She grabbed it out of his hands, held it high above her head-

For some reason, her eyes snapped back to her green friend. He was shocked, shocked almost to the point of tears. For a millisecond, on tiny moment, Raven felt pity.

Then, she got over it.

"I wish that all the things that Beast Boy wished for with this wand were null and void, that Cosmo had this wand back, that everybody except Wanda and I forgot that the past two hours ever happened, and that Beast Boy could never use this wand for any reason ever again!"

Of course, being magic herself, this wish didn't harm her. Though the wand practically exploded, enveloping the Tower in a blaze of white light...

Danny (remember him?)'s eyes fluttered open suddenly. He sat up slowly, scratching his head.His brain felt kinda fuzzy.

Maybe it was just morning guk. He got up, stretched, rolled out of bed onto the ground, and looked at the clock. "Hmm...nine am? Okay...McMuffin time..." Groggily, he headed towards the bathroom, totally unaware of the bedlam of the past few hours...

And, far as we knew, never would be.

BTW, did you see Ultimate Enemy? I was at the AIM chat. IT ROCKED SO HARD!

But this chapter didn't. Sorry.

Next, seriousness sets in.

-SP