The girls blinked at him.

"You're kidding..." Eternity said after a moment, looking from Ed, who looked apologetic, to Roy, who looked like he was hiding his emotions. "This is the worst joke ever played."

"No joke," Ed admitted. "It's true." Aria's eyes widened.

"No. I'm not doing it." She stated, dropping her bags on the ground. "I refuse to be bait for a serial rapist, not to mention a serial KILLER!" Aria had gone into "berserk mode", where she didn't even care who was her friend and who was her enemy. She was on the verge of attacking Roy, although she would know if she was sane that he could burn her to a crisp. Not to mention the fact that if she was sane she would never mar that perfect face.

"Aria, don't be mad..." Mustang tried to sooth her blind rage, but she wouldn't hear it. Eternity grabbed her arm.

"No. Don't attack him." Eternity ordered, struggling to keep the arm in her grip. "Calm down."

"It's not my fault you weren't told earlier!" Roy protested, pulling his fingers away from Aria's snapping teeth. "Ed was supposed to tell you before we left!" Aria stopped suddenly and turned on Ed.

"Roy ordered me to make you two bait!"

"Ed has long hair because he's insecure!"

"Roy is afraid of Hawkeye!"

"Ed is a girl in disguise!"

"STOP IT, YOU TWO BAKAS!" Eternity screamed at the top of her lungs. Ed and Roy both turned, staring in awe and a little bit of fear at the angry girl in front of them, the same one who attempted to calm Aria down earlier. Aria had long since recovered and was doubled over in laughter over the insults. "I will not have you two fighting with each other this whole fucking way. I came here and thought 'wonderful! I'm finally going to meet Roy and Ed!' and all I met was two cockbiting fucktards who can't even keep their shitholes closed." Eternity finally stopped, giving Roy and Ed death glares. Somehow, her words hit home. Maybe it was due to the cursing, or maybe because of how the gentle girl had become nearly demonic, but Roy and Ed realized that she was right.

"I've never heard anyone curse so much..." Al commented.

"Al, the only reason you haven't been cursed at is because you've been silent this whole fucking trip. I'm fed up with you three!" Eternity announced, turning and leaving with her bags. Aria quickly followed, not wanting her friend to be alone. Roy and Ed blinked.

What the hell just happened?