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College With Inuyasha
By; Nekoyesha
Chapter 5: Dorms Part 2: My Room mate? NO WAY IN HELL!
With Kagome & Sango
"Finally away from those two!" Kagome said munching on some candy
"I'm with you Kag-chan. The farther away I am from that perv the better." Sango agreed.
"Idk, Miroku seems like a nice guy to me." Kagome said STILL munching on some candy
"The keyword is 'seems' Kagome." Sango said
"Whatever. The main thing is that we are FINALLY away from those two bakas. Oh here we are, dorm 41."(A/n: when you type it on a calculator and turn it upside down it says 'hi' . whenever I see it I think it's so cool!) Kagome said finishing her piece of candy and were at the door of their dorm room.
"Ok, it says on our schedule that each dorm room will have four beds." Kagome said reading her schedule
"Good now we can make more friends." Sango said happily
". Who are you and what have you done with my best friend Sango?" Kagome asked looking at Sango strangely. (A/n: Sango is going to play as the 'very-hard-to-get' girl as usual.)
"You didn't let me finish. Good now we can make more friends so we can be the shit out of that damn Houshi and that ass, Inuyasha." Sango said
"Now that's the Sango I grew up with, beating every man that hit on her." Kagome said as she unlocked the door to their dorms.
"Hello?" Kagome said searching the room "Any body here? Guess not."
The room looked more like a house. It had a kitchen, a bathroom, (A/n: no shit) two rooms that two beds in each room, and a living room (a/n: Since I'm writin' this on Christmas Eve, and I've been walking everywhere for Christmas gifts for my family, I'm not gonna even bother writin' all 'bout the designs and that sorta shit k? K)
"Oh well I guess that means we get the good stuff first. Score!" Sango said walking into the room.
"You're so hopeless at times ya know that?" Kagome said following Sango into the room.
"Yeah I know, but that's why we're friends right." Sango said nudging Kagome
"Yeah, I guess so. Well let's get unpacked, I call this bed!" Kagome said jumping on the bed and snuggled to it.
"Ah bed! Sweet soft comfortable bed!" Kagome said entering her own little world where every slut was dead and every man waited on her hand and foot. (A/n: now that's a beautiful world).
"Kag-chan. Kag-chan! WAKE UP KAG-CHAN!" Sango yelled tearing Kagome from her dream world.
"What San-chan? What? Can't you see that I'm in my dream world?" Kagome said grumpily
"Oh yes, the world ridded of the sluts and whores and every man is waiting on you hand and foot." Sango said looking at her own little version of dream world. "But that's no reason for neglecting what you should do."
"Sango, stop acting like our mom k? K. Now if you'll excuse me I'll be in the bathroom takin' a bubble bath and be in my dream world. Cya." Kagome said turned around and went to the bathroom
"Whatever Kaggers." Sango said and started to unpack.
With Inuyasha and Miroku
Miroku had finally woke up
"What happen?" Miroku said with this fat ass lump on his head. "I feel like I got buy a frying pan."
"That's because you did baka." Inuyasha snapped
"Sometimes I wonder why haven't you gotten amnesia yet? Or at least have brain tumor?" (A/n: maybe he does have a brain tumor idk) Inuyasha sighed as they walked their dorm houses (a/n; that's what I'm calling them now)
Awkward silence
"Do you know what I've heard 'bout Tokyo U?" Miroku said trying to start a conversation.
"No and I don't want to know. Besides, I bet it's perverted anyways" Inuyasha said TRYING to shut Miroku up.
"I've heard that many times that the Tokyo U computers sometime get glitches and some boys live with girls. Any the good part is once the file is saved, it can't be erased!" Miroku said bouncing up and down.
"What if the girl is ugly?" Inuyasha asked.
"What if the girl is hot?" Miroku asked.
"What if it's a guy?"
What it's a girl?"
"What if it's a gay guy?"
"What if it's a lesbian, better yet what if she's bisexual!"
Inuyasha was about to ask another question but didn't because the author is starting to get grossed out and afraid of what this might lead to and Miroku called out
"Here we are dorm 41!" Miroku was about to open the door when the author forgot to write something and made Inuyasha stop him.
"Hey hold up, it says on our schedule that our dorms will have four beds." Inuyasha said. Miroku started to get his famous lecherous grin on his face earning him a smack on the head.
The boys opened the door and were totally shocked of what they were looking at. (A/n: I've could of stopped right here and the wait for my reviews but I don't wanna because I would have to add some other stuff in the next chappie)
The boys saw a naked Kagome in front of the door staring at them horror-stricken. (A/n: Kagome is in a towel so shit up all you men readin this.) When Kagome brain realized what was going on Kagome did the on thing a girl would do in this situation, Kagome screamed.
Sango heard this scream and rushed to where Kagome was at with a knife in her hand. When Sango got there she saw Kagome throwing random items at the door still screaming.
"Uh… Kag-chan, why are you throwing our stuff out the door?" Sango asked cautiously.
Kagome turned her head sharply almost getting whiplash in the process.
"DO…YOU…SEE…WHAT…IS…AT…THE…DOOR?" Kagome yelled, her voice rose at every word.
Sango turned her face to the door and started to grip the knife in her hand.
"You BASTARDS! I'M GONNA KILL YOUR ASSES!" Sango yelled and was about to chase 'em and kill 'em but was stopped when Miroku said
"At least let us explain why we're here." With that said Miroku held up a piece of paper and started to explain. (A/n: since we already know why there are here, I'm going to skip the explanation.)
After Miroku explained themselves to Sango and Kagome (A/n: mainly Sango) calmed down.
"So you're telling me that the Tokyo U computers have a glitch. And one of those glitches paired us four in this dorm house? AND we have all the same classes together!" Sango said reviewing mostly everything that Miroku just said as Miroku nodded.
"No…fuckin…way." Kagome said as if she was in a daze.
"Kag-chan, are you okay? Kag-chan, hey Kag-chan, KAG-CHAN WAKE UP!" Kagome broke from her daze after Sango said that.
"Even if your schedules say that doesn't mean that we can change dorm houses." Kagome said with fire in her eyes.
"That's the problem bitch. We can't change. Beside if we could do you think we would be explaining ourselves to you." Inuyasha Finally spoke up.
"One day you bastard I'm gonna KILL YOU!" Kagome yelled
"Feh. Whatever bitch." Inuyasha said
Kagome gave Inuyasha so many death glare that it could bring a dead man back to life then make him fart then kill him then blow him up. (A/n: not that was funny scary! LOL)
When Kagome finished giving Inuyasha his complex death glare she went back to the problem.
"Anyways, all we have to do is ask the someone who works here and ask 'em to put you two in a different dorm house." Kagome said her simple plan.
"Hey wench! How come we have to leave?" Inuyasha yelled at Kagome
"Because you simple minded pup, we were here first witch gives us the right to stay and you go." Kagome said with a sly smirk.
"Feh. It's not like you can change anyway." Inuyasha mumbled loud enough for Kagome to here
"Well we'll just have to find out won't we pup.
Nekoyesha: Kick ASS! Chappie five is my best yet!
Inuyasha: Hey wench. How come I haven't been saying much in this chapter?
Nekoyesha: Idk? It is starting to sound like a Mir/San fic isn't is? Readers please tell me what this Fanfic is starting to sound like please.
Inuyasha Pd: Hey everybody what I miss? I hug Inuyasha Pd.
Nekoyesha: Yay! Inuyasha Pd you're here.
Inuyasha: Who's Inuyasha Pd?
Nekoyesha: Inuyasha plush doll of course and I'm not gonna let anyone hurt you! U got that Fluffylover666! Ur not gonna touch my Inuyasha Pd! Looks at readers WHAT DID I DO?
Inuyasha: Hey wench aren't ya going to give a shout out to someone?
Nekoyesha: Oh yeah thanks 4 remindin me Inuyasha hands Inuyasha an assload of ramen
Inuyasha Pd: Hey what about me!
Nekoyesha: Ok, here you go also hand Inuyasha an assload of ramen. Anyways, I'd like to give a shout out to Rumiko Takahashi and a European guy who I've been readin his story called 'Halfdemons' by: Hungarian Tiger. Though long it's still good. I'm so happy that every body who reads my story and 2 everybody who I've read their stories I give a shout out to u sayin: U GUYS KICK ASS! ANIME FOREVER AND A DAY! Nekoyesha is signing out. SO MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL PLEASE REVIEW! Really review (2) then I'll update. WE WISH U A MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR
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