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College With InuYasha
By: Nekoyesha
Chapter 6:You can't change dorms and the 8-year-old college student
They all walked to the front office to have their dorms resigned (a/n: mainly Kagome and Sango were determined to get InuYasha and Miroku kicked out). As they were walking Kagome seemed to notice how the other dorms looked like.
"Hey Sango," Kagome whispered, "What's with those other dorms, some of them don't have any kitchens."
"Yeah I know they look nothing like our dorm." Sango whispered back.
"Hey wenches, if you want to know why all these people have different dorms than ours why don't you just ask the secretary when we get to the front office." InuYasha butted in
"You know it rude to butt in to other people conversation." Kagome snapped
"Well I could hear you two loud and clear." InuYasha snapped back and pointed to his ears.
"Well maybe you shouldn't be listening to us in the first place!" Kagome said and started to glare
"I wouldn't hear if you weren't talking so loudly." InuYasha glared back
"I wasn't talking so loudly!" Kagome started to yell.
Kagome and InuYasha were having a glaring contest and before it got ugly Miroku stopped it
"I suggest that-." Miroku started
"BUTT OUT!" Kagome and InuYasha yelled at Miroku and continued their glaring contest (A/n: let's make that TRIED to stop it)
Since Miroku's peaceful way to stop it failed it was Sango turn. Sango stopped it by whacking Kagome on the head then InuYasha and finally Miroku.
"OW! What the hell did ya do that for?" The trio yelled at Sango
"You: for stooping to InuYasha's level of stupidity." Sango pointed at Kagome "You: for starting this whole mess." She pointed at InuYasha "And you: for being such a damn perv." She said to Miroku and slapped him on the head again " And that was because I wanted to, now c'mon bitches the sooner we get there the better." Sango said stomping over to the front office and mumbling something 'bout stupid best friends short-tempered men and men that don't know when NOT to put their hand on inappropriate places (A/n: DAMN! She sound like a evil military officer that was spawn by Satan's rejects)
When they got to the front office Kagome tripped over something (A/n: actually it's more of a 'someone' than a 'something'). When Kagome looked back to see what…um…who she tripped on she was shocked but in a good way. Right in front of her was a little boy with golden brown hair tied with a bow, a fluffy light, very light brown, human hands and fox feet. It was absolutely ADORABLE! And because of that only three words that escaped Kagome mouth.
"KAWAII A KITSUNE!" after that came a string of baby talking (A/n: and of ya wan to go all American on me four words)
"Uh… Kagome, I think you should let him go before you kill him." Sango said snapping Kagome back into reality and letting of the helpless kitsune.
"Oh sorry. Are you okay?" Kagome ask letting the kitsune regain his breathe
"Yeah, I'm fine. By the way my name's Shippo." Shippo panted
"I'm Kagome, the girl next to me is Sango, the guy in silver hair is InuYasha and this guy over here is Miroku." Kagome introduced.
After everyone said their hello's Shippo asked "So why are you guys in here?"
"Oh yeah! We're here for dorm changes." Kagome explained
"What are you doing here Shippo?" Miroku asked
"I'm here getting my schedule." Shippo said
"What are you doing in Tokyo U anyway, I mean you look like you're 8-yrs-old?" InuYasha asked
"That's because I AM 8-yrs-old." Shippo said proudly
"NANI!" The group shouted
"HOW CAN THAT BE?" Miroku yelled/asked
"IF YOU'RE 8-YRS-OLD THEN AREN'T YOU SAPPOSE TO BE IN ELEMENTARY!" Sango yelled as well
"WHY ARE YOU IN COLLEGE ANYWAYS!" InuYasha yelled/asked.
"AHHH! MY HEAD HUUUURTS!" Kagome screamed as she clutched her head and knelt on the floor
When they all calmed down (A/n: and after Miroku grabbed Sango ass and Sango knocked Miroku out) Shippo just blinked a few times the said "I can explained everything if you'll let me." Shippo said as everyone including the now conscious Miroku nodded (A/n: I'm too lazy to explain everything. All you guys should know is that at age 7 Shippo took his I.Q test and got the I.Q of an average college student. On with the story)
When Shippo was finish all of them were dumbfounded. After everything was processed into their brains, they slowly got up and went to the counter. After a few minutes they finally got it. At that time a lady came to the counter
"Can I help you?" The lady said in her high-pitched voice smacking on her nlhf gum (A/n: No Longer Has Flavor)
"Um yes, we want these two out of our dorms." Sango said pointing at InuYasha and Miroku.
"Sorry Hun, can't." the lady said nonchalantly
"What do ya mean can't? Sango said getting pissed by the second.
"It means that I can't change people into other dorms because of our glitch in our computers that prevents us from changing."
"Told ya" Miroku said earning him a whack by a very huge phone book and knocking him out
"Well then can you answer this question: why does our dorm have a kitchen?" Kagome asked
"Your dorm has a kitchen because it is what Mr. Takahashi and Mr. Houshi ordered. Not to mention Mr. Foxmagic hand picked that dorm. You two just happened to be glitched in. Any MORE questions that you'll like to ask?" The lady said with a tint of annoyance in her voice.
"HA! SO SINCE IT'S OUR DORM WE MAKE THE RULES!" InuYasha yelled as he did his happy dance (A/n: yes people in public)
"SHUDDUP BAKA!" Kagome turned to InuYasha then turned back to the lady "No ma'am thank you." Kagome dragged Sango out before she could attack the lady
"This… is … a … CONSPIRACY! THIS SCHOOL SUCKS…" Sango voice faded the farther away.
"Hey wait up!" Shippo called running after the group.
Nekoyesha: YAY! I FINISHED!
InuYasha: I GUESS it's a little bit better
Nekoyesha: And I guess that's the best I'm gonna get from ya. OK BOYS BRING IN THE RAMEN truckload of ramen is set next to InuYasha and InuYasha face is as happy as Shippo in a pocky shop InuYasha Pd isn't here cause of the fact that he will be hidden in the rest of my story and I'll tell you when he comes. Oh and for one of my reviewers who need the head start in her stories: KagiHime. If you help her it'll be very much appreciated
InuYasha: Yeah ya'll read it both of 'em is better than Nekoyesha's story
Nekoyesha: Hey that's not… Oh who am I kidding Inuyasha right there are very good. Then again all the stories I read are better than my own. Anyways HELP KAGIHIME PLEASE! Oh and review JA NE!