The random stupidness in this chapter is just stupid so enjoy! R&R
Part two
Outside, Anakin spotted two metal objects gleaming in the sunshine.
"Hey! Master, they're over here!" He shouted joyfully.
"You're lucky those people left them." Obi Wan scolded.
"They could have dropped them, maybe we should find them?" Anakin suggested stupidly.
"Oh go home." Obi Wan stated, irritated
"Where are you going?" Anakin questioned.
"Joining the dark side." Obi Wan retorted sarcastically.
"You have hope" Kazuma from the manga 'Fruits Basket' randomly appeared.
"Huh?" Obi Wan and Anakin said in unison.
"Wha-! Shishou what the (Close your ears children) are you doing here?" Kyo also appeared out of nowhere.
"I'm confused…" Anakin whined.
"Ha! I shall rule!" An eerie voice spoke from the shadows.
"Sith?" Obi Wan wondered aloud.
"No, that is Voldemort." A boy with jet-black hair, a scar that keeps switching sides and ridiculous round glasses that don't have lenses said, coming out of a rock.
"Okay… things just keep getting weirder and weirder…" Kyo complained.
"This coming from a kid that's completely animated and has huge eyes and a ridiculously small mouth. And what's with those ears coming out of your head now that your getting angry… hey why are your clothes all pointy?" Voldemort shouted.
"But why is the rum gone?" Captain Jack Sparrow announced out of nowhere.
"Umm… that's it… I'm leaving." Anakin said, turning away.
Obi Wan awoke in his room, sweating. "Thank goodness…" He thought, "It was just a dream… a weird one at that."
"Well hello there…" A voice came from the corner…
-End-