Hermione heard the sound of fabric rustling from one of the broom closets. She quietly walked over to the door and pulled it open. The sight she was met with was an odd one.

Harry was attempting to do an Irish jig in the small little space without tripping.

"Umm… Harry?"

"Huh? Ohh Hermione you found me." He said finally noticing her.

"Well Harry it's kind of hard not to find you when you're making all that racket. The point of the game is to not draw attention to yourself." Hermione stated as though she was talking to a five year old.

"Yea well you see I was umm well….." he stuttered

"Exactly what were you doing Harry?"

"Well I got bored so I started thinking about how Irish people never move their arms when they do that jig and I wanted to try it so I told myself I would try it when we were done but I got really bored and had this sudden urge to jig." He explained

"Harry."

"Yea Herms?"

"I think you've had one to many head injuries."

"Ohhh thanks 'Mione(her full name is to annoying to type.) glad to see that my friend thinks I'm mental." Harry replied sarcastically.

"I'm sorry Harry. Anyway, don't I have to contact the others to tell them I found you."

"Yea go and put the spell on the thing and make it all glowy."

Hermione ignored his ridiculous lack of vocabulary and casted the spell on the coin that they had used for the D.A club.

In a few minutes everyone was surrounding the broom closet and waiting for what to do next.

"Okay now Hermione gets to ask Harry truth or dare but she can let anyone she wants give him the dare or ask a question." said Ginny

"Okay Harry, Truth or dare?"

"Ummmmmm…… hmmm let's see truth or dare. Hmmm, god this question is so hard. With truth I might have to admit something extremely embarrassing, but with dare I may have to do something extremely embarrassing, decisions decisions. Damn it's just like Hermione to ask such hard questions." Harry mumbled to himself a little too loudly.

Everyone was staring at him with a look of utter shock and how could this idiot find that to be such a hard question. You see Harry was completely serious about the difficulties of this question because it could mean the difference between life and death, and as I'm sure you've already learned, Harry does not take these topics lightly.(said in the voice of that dude form the twilight zone.)

"Okay I got my answer……. Dare!"

Finally

Everyone thought in unison.

"O0o0o0o0o0o0o0o, bad choice, because I'm handing over the privilege of daring you to Ginny."

Harry's faced was now paler than Draco Malfoy's.

Oh god not Ginny! Who knows what evil and sick twisted dare this girl can come up with. Okay that was a little to far… this is Ginny not Malfoy.

"Hmmmmmmmm, I got it. Okay you have to take off everything but your boxers and go to the prefects bathroom because I happen to know that there are two people in there that will not be very happy to see you, anyway you have to jump on the side of the tub and do a jig and then jump off and run out." She said out of breath

"Ginny you have to be kidding me!" Harry complained loudly (a.k.a whining)

"Nope." She said mischievously

o0o0o0o, she's so cute when she has that look on her face…

"Uhhhh, fine. I can't believe you're making me do this."

A few minutes later Harry was standing outside the door to the prefects' bathroom unzipping his pants.

Ohh shit! Harry thought.

FLASHBACK

"Hmm.. what boxers to pick… I feel like wearing red but the only ones I have are the red Gryffindor boxers with the baby lions on them… ahh so what it's not like anyone's going to make me take my pants off."

END FLAHSBACK

'Well that was a great idea'

Harry finally got his pants off and waited for the laughter to erupt. Luckily for Harry it was dark in the corridor and no one could exactly see his underwear.

"Hey Ginny? Who is it that's in the bathroom anyway?" Asked Harry with dread in his voice.

"Ohh just a certain Marcus Flint and Pansy Parkinson who are making out in the tub." Ginny explained coolly. "Why do you ask?"

"Ohh yea, just what I want, two Slytherins to see me in my boxers."

"Stop complaining Harry, it's not like you don't have a toned chest or something." Said Seamus, a little too dreamily.

Everyone gave Seamus an odd look but to not be rude they turned around quickly and focused on the task on hand.

"I always thought he was a little off." Ron whispered to Dean

"Yea, me too, that's why I try to fall asleep after him."

"Okay Harry on three, one, two, THREE"

Harry whispered the password into the bathroom and ran in as fast as he could. He jumped up on the rim of the bathtub and looked into the face of a very angry and half naked Pansy. He looked at Marcus and saw a look in his eyes that he was apparently interrupting something extremely umm….. entertaining. He quickly did the jig he was practicing in the closet and jumped off the tub and out of the bathroom. Not before of course hearing Pansy give a very late scream.

Draco POV

Draco, Blaise and the two buffoons were walking through the hall looking for the golden trio so they could play there little game when they heard Pansy's scream. They ran in the direction of the prefects bathroom to find a half naked Pansy, (she didn't have the brains to put her top back on) a very angry Flint and a nearly naked Harry. Obviously for someone who had no clue what the hell was going on the sight looked very wrong indeed. Not to mention that the rest of the Gryffindors were on the floor laughing there heads off. Well all of the Gryffindors except Seamus who seemed to be staring at Harry with a look of… was that lust?

"What in the name of Merlin (subliminal message: sparklingdragontears) is going on here." Draco asked the ummm, odd group of teenagers.

"Ohh Drakey poo the idiot Potter came running in hear doing a damn jig rudely interrupting us." Pansy said while rubbing up on Draco and giving him a look which she thought to be seductive but really wasn't.

Draco pushed her off of him in disgust.

"Look Pansy if you are still that desperate for someone to shag you then go back to whatever it was you and Marcus were doing. Or of course Seamus seems to be a little desperate." Draco replied coldly.

Pansy turned to look at Seamus but walked away frustrated when he gave her the finger. After telling Pansy off without having to open his mouth Seamus continued looking at Harry. Harry being a bit creeped out by this found his shirt and pulled it over his head, causing Seamus to look away.

"Alrighty then, now that the Slytherin slut ain't hear can me Draco and the two chimpanzees join your little game." Asked Blaise

"Buffoons you idiot, the two Buffoons." Draco corrected for the forth time today.

"Ahh, Buffoons, Chimpanzees, they're both ugly." Blaise said nonchalantly.

"Wait a minute Malfoy," Hermione intervened. "You just said before that the game was stupid, (sorry if I didn't write that in the last chapter but let us pretend I did…)

"Yes, well afterward my client and I agreed that it would be a horrible thing to pass up the opportunity to reveal some of the Gryffindors' darkest secrets and to watch them do humiliating things." Blaise said in a very business like matter.

"Umm…. Blaise… when did I become your client?"

"Oh, wait a minute…. I got my card in here somewhere," Blaise stated while fishing around in his pockets. "Aha, here it is!" Blaise took out a business card and handed it to Draco.

"Zabini's Lawyers and assistant agency. Whenever you don't feel like explaining yourself or need to go to court your personal Zabini assistant will be there to help." Draco finished reading the card and gave Blaise a look that said what the hell is this bullshit.

"Heeeyyyyyy D. buddy.. may I call you D… No…. fair enough how about Dr.Dray then…… okay okay… you know I always thought Draco was such a fitting name for you. It matches your eyes." Saying the last statement earned Blaise a punch in his nose.

Yea I know your all probably thinking what was this bull shit…. But you see the chaoter was starting to get totally pointless and off topic so I ended it there and im going to think up more dares and questions and the I'll post the next chapter….. also the subliminal message was totally pointless I no but I did write a real author on there…. He has good stories so make sure to check him out.. but he has a lot of slashy one hsots so im just warning you… they're still really good though… now its time for the thank yous :

Draculasluver- Hey thnx for the review and it wanst a problem to review your story…. I no how it feels wen you realize you have fans…. Lol. anyway since you reviwed you get pixie sticks…. They magically change to any color you like. 

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Luckycharms445- yep that's y Hermione told what they were doing cause then Draco would be totally pointless….. wait no he'd still be fun to look at… nvm.

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