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Chapter 4

"I can't take this!" Vanessa threw her hands in the air. "First I wake up with split ends, then Jimena stole my fries, next Catty tells me Michael was dead inside a dumpster, and NOW I can't sing or remember any music!"

"Nessa! We need to talk!" Michael walked to his hysterical girlfriend.

"Michael. Michael. Michael! MY DEAD BOYFRIEND! THANK SELENA! The Rock God has arrived!" Vanessa began to hyperventilate.

"I know. I know. Vanessa stop crying!" Michael gave her a small slap to snap her out of it.

"Abuse! Abuse! I saw it! I saw it! You are going down mister!" A little boy walked up to Michael with an accusing finger pointed at Michael.

"SHUT UP!" Michael and Collin yelled together.

"Man-woman! I am out of here!" The boy spin on his feet, running off. He was cut short when an eagle swooped down and carried him off.

Vanessa began to become invisible, which Michael did not question because he knew that the squirrel king, Mumbo Nut Mo, would turn you invisible if you cry, Vanessa had told him that and he trusted her.

"No! Help! Going invisible! Michael look away divert your eyes! Look at the shiny lights over there! Just don't look at me!"

"Oooooohhhhhhhhhhhh shiny!" Michael dropped his half invisible, hysterical girlfriend on the ground with a loud thud. "Must touch! Must touch! Need to touch! Need to, want to, need to touch!" Michael took in the tiny dime on the other side of the street. How he could see it, and how shiny it was, is a mystery to us all.

Rushing to the edge of the street, Michael waited for a moment, making sure it was okay to cross, which meant waiting till a huge truck was about ten feet away before stepping into the road.

"Michael! Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

Vanessa did a slow motion dive into the way of the truck. She pushed Michael out of the way but had no time to save herself. The truck hit her and stopped right onto of her. All you could see were her feet, attached to a pair of light-blue pumps, covered in sequins.

Suddenly a black bubble hovered over them and popped, out came Morgan.
"How can I ever repay you?" Morgan skipped (yes! skipped!) over toward the driver of the truck, and stuck out a hand. "Morgan. Hottie extrodinare and all around bitch."

"Samuel" the guy hopped out of the truck and shook Morgan's hand. (you know, the pioneer from Sons of the Dark) "I want to go home. If you pull that off I would love you."

"Good. Let's get this party started so you can go!" Morgan clapped her hands, and the ground began to shake.

"What is this!"

"Earthquake!"

"Alligators!"

"Mommy!"

The daughters began to cry, except for Serena and Jimena because they are total bad
asses.

"Now come alive!" Morgan shouted. Suddenly all the man holes on the street began to shake and slowly open.

"Oh my MOOON!" Catty screeched as she saw what had just surfaced.

Small purple umpa lumpa looking creatures rose from below.

"Ding-dong! The witch is dead! The cute young witch, the pretty witch! Ding-dong the little witch is dead!" The creatures began to sing. (the spell did not effect magical creatures)
"Good, good! I think the point is across! Shut it!" Morgan waved her hands in the air.

"Who the hell are they!" Jimena pointed at the creatures.

"My new crew! Since Stanton's old gang left I have been desperate." Morgan admitted.

"You were always desperate." Catty smiled sweetly at Morgan.

"Shut up! Now…" She turned back to Samuel. "Now put the shoes on and make a wish." Morgan pointed at the shoes that now sat alone in the road below the truck, no legs in sight.

"Hey they were mine next!" Collin stepped forward. "Vanessa said I could use the shoes next, they go with my outfit for the next concert. Oh this is so dumb!" Collin pulled the wig off. " I am going to go get a beer!" Collin walked off toward the closest bar.

"Oh ok so… Serena you in the band?" Catty questioned.

"Don't you know that one of the members is already dead! You have no band!" Morgan laughed and watched as Samuel slowly put the high pumps on.

"Weird." Samuel stood to his full high in the heels.

"Good, now click your heels together three times and say, there is no place like home, there is no place like home, there is no place like home. Got it?" Morgan looked over Samuel to make sure he was all set.

"Yeah. Thanks. Oh yeah," he turned to the remaining Daughters. "Sorry about your friend, at least now I can leave this place."

Jimena began to step on the umpa lumpa thingys, out of anger. They turned into a goop, very much resembling a grape slushie.

"There is no place like home, there is no place like home, there is no place like home." Before Samuel left, you could here him say, as he caught sight of the slushie puddle forming. "I hate grape slushies! I wish the color purple would disappear!" Right after, Samuel was gone.

Michael stood from where he sat on the sidewalk. He suddenly notice his shirt was gone. His favorite purple shirt, gone!

"What the heck!" Michael looked up and noticed that Catty's short purple mini skirt was gone, left behind was a bright red pair of short shorts.

"My umpas!" Morgan's purple umpa lumpas were gone All of them!

"My hair!" A girl, who minutes before had a purple mo-hawk, was now bald!

"Serena you are the only smart left! You need to figure this out!" Jimena pleeded.

"You are all so idiotic! It is as easy as the plotting of a congruant semi auto matching plane. Gosh you are all so slow. It means! T-h-e-r-e i-s n-o m-o-r-e c-o-l-o-r p-u-r-p-l-e!" Serena just watched the mass of confused faces. "That is why I like Stanton. He doesn't ask questions and has lived long enough to learn anything and everything."

"So you are like saying like… there is no more purple?" Morgan just looked at Serena's brain in awe.

"Yes, Samuel wished to go home, but mid wish he said he wished there was no more color purple. Now it is gone!" Serena just shock her head as it finally sunk in for the rest.

'No Vanessa, no music, and color purple. I should just crawl under a rock! No… no…atrox… that is it! It is all Vanessa's new boyfriend's fault! I will get you...you…you… you ATROX!

There you go… chapter 4… I don't think it was as funny as the other chapters… please tell me what you think! Review, review, review! That is what I need you to do! Thanks…sorry but the spoiler did not really work out… hope you don't hate me now… :-( please don't hate me…

Ok… I was taking a nap yesterday and my friend called. My mom was trying to wake me up and I was like, "I got it mom", in my sleep. A few seconds later, "Leo! There is a phone call for you!". "I got it!", I yelled again in my sleep and was gesturing toward the floor next to the couch. Finally my mom woke me up by shacking my arm… the whole time, in my dream, the phone was right next to the couch I was sleeping on, and every time I picked it up, no one would answer me. I was dreaming but I kept hearing my mom in the dream! It was really weird! It was so embarassing when I finally got up, because my friend could hear the whole thing. Lol I thought I would share that with you:-D thanks. The cool lion, Leo!