Summary: Sift through the lives of Hogwarts' slightly deranged students with resident Gryffindor dunderhead, Neville Longbottom.
Disclamer: Doesn't belong to me… It's JK's…blah..blah..blah..
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Chapter One…..
Albus Dumbledore is a brilliant man, weird but brilliant all the same. It was almost like he sucked out intelligence from all the candy he ate. He always encouraged ideas from his students. In fact, there was even a Suggestion Board near the entrance to the Great Hall. The board, naturally, was a great success.
Hermione Granger had grouped against House Elf abuse. She, not being able to garner enough support, ended up as being the one and only supporter of said group. Ginny Weasley and Pansy Parkinson, on the other hand, garnered a lot more support and started a fan club – Hogwarts' Most Eligible Bachelors was one of the most popular guilds in Hogwarts. Hogwarts' handsome but malicious blokes were no other than Draco Malfoy and Blaise Zabini.
After Voldemort's defeat, Harry Potter started his own fan club. H.P.R.Y.W - Harry Potter Rocks Your World. Magazines with Potter's face splashed in the front page (scratch that, the whole book) were handed out to both students and teachers alike. The Creevey brothers were the lead photographers. Draco Malfoy, not surprisingly, started a business selling dangerous and poisonous potions. And hair products.
Seamus Finnagen decided to flaunt his slightly feminine side and acquired an adrogynous look with high heeled boots and fishnet stockings . If that wasn't enough, he even played the role of the flamingly gay hairdresser extremely well. Too well that even Dean wasn't so sure about his best mate anymore. Three empty classrooms were converted into a muggle unisex saloon. Malfoy being a constant at the saloon, pulled Snape in as well. To the relief of Hogwarts' population, Snape's greasy hair no longer reflected the dungeon walls.
Hufflepuffs decided to advertise everything yellow and went around selling yellow shirts, socks, fruits, and pets in their custom made yellow and black bumble bee suits. It turns out that the yellow socks didn't do particularly well (the only one who bought it was Filch) so they were handed out to the House Elves. Hermione was overjoyed when the House Elves were freed. Malfoy sulked even more.
The Ravenclaws made an analysis of Hogwarts and decided they liked the library system. Every door in Hogwarts was covered with numbers related to the Dewey Decimal System. They even made booklets and catalogs on numerology. Draco and Seamus decided to write a book too –Tips On How To Keep Your Hair On The Line. Their first order was by none other than Severus Snape. Tom Riddle made the last.
So really, it was a wonder how yet another leaflet managed to get itself on the board:-
Time: 4.00 p.m. to 6.00 p.m every Sunday
(Tea break in between, sorry for the inconvenience.)
Venue: Outside Great Hall
Price: 1 sickle per confession/ 15 minutes
Terms & Conditions: Listener will remain hooded and unseen.
Confessions will not be spoken of outside the booth. Privacy guaranteed through magical agreement.
Open to everyone! First years and Death Eater juniors included.
Don't be afraid, just pay.
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A/N It'll make more sense as we go along… Under progress. Sorry bout the short chappie. It'll get longer, no worries.. Muaxx