Dar Zors
Episode IV
A New Hope (what thehell were theydrinking when they wrote this crap?)
The Mega-super big humongous larger than life Saiyan Space Pod was scrolling across the camera like in all the Star Wars movies (How else could we make fun of Star Wars without the traditional space ship scrolling across the screen!).
"Place the prisoner here! And someone give me my poetry book before I break all of your backs!" Ordered the Dark Saiyan, Darth Veggie.
"IT'S VEGITA YOU MORON THEY CALL A NARRARATOR!"
Yes, but Veggie is easier to spell.
"Fine, just don't over do it, OK?"
Fine, ok with me.
ANYWAYS, Darth Veggie wore a mask and held a poetry book in his hand.
"The prisoner is here my lord," said Cernell Briefs with a cigarette in his mouth. "And here's your poetry book."
"Thanks, idiot."
"Hey! I let you marry my daughter, let you destroy my inventions, let you have sex with her TWICE, stay in my home…"
Darth Veggie ignored Carnal Briefs as he kept babbling on about the things he let him do. The only thing he listened to was the part about the sex. Oh what memories he remembered!
NOTE: The following contains scenes of sex.
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now back to the story.
"So, Princess Bra Brogana,"
"Hey wait! How come I don't get to be a prince! I'm her brother!" said Trunks, and
Don't worry, you'll find out eventually.
"Can we at least see MY part now?"
Ok, ok, fine. We will continue with this scene later.
On the desert (mmm…desert) planet Tatpooine, Trunks Skybriefs was eating dinner with his, erm, Uncle Nappa (hey, we have to make some changes to the DBZ family tree to make this a Star Wars parody ,like Spaceballs.).
"Uncle Nappa, I wanna join the Academy." Trunks told his fathers bald idiot that was supposed to take care of him, I mean his Uncle.
"Fine, just clean up the hot Android 18 and the droid, 17-PU and you can join the Academy." Said the idiot, I-I mean Uncle Nappa.
"When am I gonna be payed for this?"
When we pay you.
"Uncle Nappa, do I have to clean 'all' of Android 18?"
"Nope."
"Awww man," said Trunks.
He walked to the shed and found Android 18 and Krillen Solo, one of the tourists, ahem, "Sleeping" with her.
"Come on. Hurry up. I wanna join the Academy but now I have no permission to go because the Saiyamans have killed my dad's idiot, I mean my Uncle. Now I have to go see Gohan Kenobi because the script said so. And the script also says that you have to fall for my sister, so you're cheating on my Android."
"She's not your Android."
"Yes she is. I bought her for 50 bucks. I bought her for sex purposes." Whispered Trunks to Krillen.
"Hey, why is 17-PU showing a Holo of my sister from his eye?"
And so, Chapter 1 of Dar Zors has been compleated. Will Trunks find out why 17-PUis shooting a hologram of his sister? How does he know that the hologram is his sister? Will Darth Veggie...
"IT'S VEGITA!"
Whatever, read his poetry book to the entire world? Can I stop saying these things now? Stay tuned to Dar Zors to find out!
Author's notes
Well, here's the first chapter of Dar Zors. I hope you like it and you'll laugh your socks off. this is my first fan fiction, so please R&R.